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thire

29 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:18pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Indian
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Med school
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English, German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Originally from Birmingham, AL moved to Durham, NC for college, Seattle, WA for work, and now DC for Med School - lets see where I end up next.
What I’m doing with my life
After doing the 9-5 office job for three years finally decided to pursue a field where I interact with people less electronically and more adrenalinally haha.

Too bad this ain't shaadi.com and there's no option for fulfilling the Indian-American Dream. I kid... :)
I’m really good at
I'm really good at getting away with inappropriate jokes and it scares me sometimes.

I'm good at playing devil's advocate like it's an olympic sport.

I can analyze something to it's core until it loses meaning.

I am good at being part of the 98% of guys owning a guitar since 10th grade and learning how to keep it well-polished on its stand - I am willing to admit that I'm also part if the 2% that has never fooled a girl into thinking I play guitar since 10th grade because I can play 4 songs.

I am sort of a prophet and building a congregation of followers.

Passing the true test of a real chef by fixing something that ends up bad.

Looking at my empty fridge and wondering how my parents can always keep a stocked fridge regardless of the season, illness, nuclear war, or being out of the country for several months . . .I'm really good at that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Breaking Bad
Suits
Modern Family
The Office
Heroes (Season 1)
The six things I could never do without
Wikipedia.
Pam.
Online shopping.
Habenero Peppers.
Childhood cartoons.
Pizza Hut Bookit Buttons.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
calculating the probability of a miracle.
On a typical Friday night I am
Fridays still exist?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I watched daytime soaps with my mom growing up and secretly know all the characters.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating
You should message me if
1. You think I'm a fob or obnoxious.
2. You prefer TJs over WFs
3. You want to find a spicy food eating competiton in DC and hate ourselves for it afterwards.
4. You don't take yourself too seriously and are ok being made fun of.
5. You think I'm ridiculously attractive and want to break my IKEA bed slats - because I really need to replace them anyway.