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29 M Durham, NH

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:35am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
This is usually the part where someones says that they're not really good at describing themselves. It just so happens that you've stumbled upon the profile of the best self-summarizer in the whole damn world.

The story of our intrepid hero begins on a brisk autumn day in Western New York. Some stuff happens in between my birth and now. I moved to Florida. Went to college, etc. I read a lot of books, watch a lot of films, and generally soak up the world around me.

This is where you find me now. Bright-eyed and soaked in world... juice. I just moved to NH from Florida. It has certainly been an experience.
What I’m doing with my life
"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that. "
-Lloyd Dobler, Say Anything

Alas and alack, student loans needs to be repaid and life sustaining things need to be bought. So I sell things, processed things. And I process much paperwork. At the very least, I enjoy my work, the people, and I get to see new and interesting places.
I’m really good at
Self-summarizing. I thought we covered this above.

I'm a pretty damn good silver-lining finder as well. Sometimes that stuff does it's darnedest to get itself lodged in a unspeakable crevasses but, I will find the bright side every time.

Pretending to be a morning person.

I'm also pretty good at judging a book by it's cover. Everyone knows the old platitude but c'mon most real readers can tell you whether they will be into a book based on its cover with like 70-90% accuracy.

A snappy comeback five minutes too late! (Yes, I realize this means that it's not snappy but it totally would have been the best joke you ever heard in your life.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I have pretty awesome hair. It's kind of a little unruly now but that's how you know its working.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
All the talk of the netflix show got me to read Orange is the New Black. I'm still sad that the book is over (but I'm glad that means her stint in prison is over.) I'm hoping she writes a denouement. I want to hear about her adjustment after prison and her work with women getting out of prison.

Dear Girls Above Me was a pretty rad. You should read it and follow the author's Twitter. If you have twitter. I don't but, I've perused it.

If you haven't made the effort to read The Fault in Our Stars, you are doing yourself a disservice.

Never turn down Christopher Moore or Tom Robbins. Excited that Marisha Presl has a new book.

All time favoritest movie is Casablanca. Bogart blows every leading man in Hollywood ever out of the water. Though you could make a compelling case for Gable in GWtW. Recent favorites include The Way Way Back and Moonrise Kingdom.

I also have a weak spot for the Fast and the Furious franchise and the Die Hard franchise as well.

TV - I'm not big into TV. Kind of an instant gratification person. Recent shows I've enjoyed on Netflix include How I Met Your Mother, Parks and Rec, Community, and The Office. Old favorites include Freaks and Geeks, MASH, and The Wonder Years.

Dr. Who is officially a favorite now!

Music - The White Stripes. Tegan and Sara. Neutral Milk Hotel. Ben Folds. Modest Mouse. David Bowie. Nirvana. Regina Spektor. And basically anything Jack White does. (Except the Dead Weather. That wasn't my cup of tea.)

Food - I'm not picky but I will especially never ever turn down a chicken wing.
The six things I could never do without
nook. chicken wings. friends. Words with Friends. family. netflix.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What's so amazing about really deep thoughts?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I call Deadmau5, Deadmaw Five because I know it profoundly annoys the kiddies. I know how to pronounce their/his/her/its name correctly though, thank you very much.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Your love is like a tidal wave, spinning over my head.
Drowning me in your promises better left unsaid.
If you're the right kind of sinner to release my inner fantasy.
An invincible winner and you know that you were born to be.

Or recommend me a book.