The story of our intrepid hero begins on a brisk autumn day in Western New York. Some stuff happens in between my birth and now. I moved to Florida. Went to college, etc. I read a lot of books, watch a lot of films, and generally soak up the world around me.
This is where you find me now. Bright-eyed and soaked in world... juice... and back in New York. My plan to escape didn't quite work.