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thirty_notes

30 Endicott, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is usually the part where someones says that they're not really good at describing themselves. It just so happens that you've stumbled upon the profile of the best self-summarizer in the whole damn world.

The story of our intrepid hero begins on a brisk autumn day in Western New York. Some stuff happens in between my birth and now. I moved to Florida. Went to college, etc. I read a lot of books, watch a lot of films, and generally soak up the world around me.

This is where you find me now. Bright-eyed and soaked in world... juice... and back in New York. My plan to escape didn't quite work.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Despite my best efforts to remain a drain on society, it turns out I like buying things more than I liked being a hipster.

So I sell apartments to college students. Making the transition to management because, ya know, that's what adults do.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
A snappy comeback five minutes too late! (Yes, I realize this means that it's not snappy but it totally would have been the best joke you ever heard in your life.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have pretty awesome hair.

I can grow the sickest beard in existence. And not like mountain man because I like my job and all but just like the perfect beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read a lot. Probably more than you because I am a better, more well-rounded person. And if you read more than me you are probably a shut in. Quit being that.

When it comes to Fiction I really like Christopher Moore and Tom Robbins. I also like any story, fictitious or memoir style, that takes place on an island in the South Pacific.

TV - I'll do the TV thing but not often and I am not proud of it. Game of Thrones. Masters of Sex. Dr. Who.

Music - The White Stripes. Tegan and Sara. Neutral Milk Hotel. Ben Folds. Modest Mouse. David Bowie. Nirvana. Regina Spektor. And basically anything Jack White does. (Except the Dead Weather. That wasn't my cup of tea.)

Food - I'm not picky but I will especially never ever turn down a chicken wing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6 Chicken Wings. Until I eat them I guess. At that point the answer would be six different chicken wings.

It's a never ending cycle.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have never liked Taylor Swift ever. I don't listen to much pop music. Damned if "Shake It Off" isn't one of the best songs ever though.

You just can't be in a bad mood if you listen to it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Your love is like a tidal wave, spinning over my head.
Drowning me in your promises better left unsaid.
If you're the right kind of sinner to release my inner fantasy.
An invincible winner and you know that you were born to be.

Or recommend me a book.

Also, ladies, you know how a guy messages you and just says "Hi" or "Damn, you's a sexy bitch!" without any indication that you've read the profile and putting the entire onus of starting the conversation on the other person . It's not cool when we do it and I'd say it's even less cool when you do it because most women aren't social morons who don't know how to interact with other human beings.