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31 Tallahassee, FL Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Oct 11
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Catholicism but it’s not important
English (Fluently), Italian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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This is in desperate need of a re-tool. Currently in New England but I'll be back in FL by the end of September.

This is usually the part where someones says that they're not really good at describing themselves. It just so happens that you've stumbled upon the profile of the best self-summarizer in the whole damn world.

The story of our intrepid hero begins on a brisk autumn day in Western New York. Some stuff happens in between my birth and now. I moved to Florida. At some point I decided I liked being not broke more that I like blissful, wonderful balmy weather so I moved back up north. So here I am back up north freezing to death like some kind of ice yeti.

It's not all bad though. I am super pumped about warmer weather because I am going to make the most of it this summer. I've amassed a collection of hiking gear during the winter and I am going to put it good use in the spring and summer. I am preparing myself for snow adventures next winter.
What I’m doing with my life
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Despite my best efforts to remain a drain on society, it turns out I like buying things more than I liked being a hipster.

I manage apartments. Like a boss.

Planning my next hike.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My job. Coming up with fun ideas for things to do. (I'm getting my black belt in groupon.)

Have you ever been to a Roller Derby match?! BAM! I just did it.

The Wobble. (ok not really but it's soo much fun.)

Mario Kart
The first things people usually notice about me
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I wear my heart on my sleeve. It's actually kind of gruesome. People have told me that it grosses them out and that they would rather I wore my internal organs, internally.

My coworker just told me my eyes looks like Jake Gyllenhaal's. I was all like oooh dreamy. But then they added "... in Nightcrawler."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love, heart, love, <3 any book that is set on an island in the South Pacific. Every summer I read Sex Lives of Cannibals. My copy is full of sand and the sun has melted the glue that has a lot of pages together and it is the best.

I am currently having a love affair with memoir-esque books about thru-hiking the various long trails in the US. I read Wild because I loved the movie and I haven't been able to stop.

Music - The White Stripes. Tegan and Sara. Neutral Milk Hotel. Ben Folds. Modest Mouse. David Bowie. Nirvana. Regina Spektor. And basically anything Jack White does. (Except the Dead Weather. That wasn't my cup of tea.)

Super excited because I bought tickets to see Reel Big Fish and Less Than Jake in June!

Podcasts - My Brother, My Brother and Me; Throwing Shade; Serial; Savage Lovecast, Filmspotting.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Lets assume that everyone puts friends, family, their phone and chapstick in here and those are your freebees and don't count toward your six.

Chicken Wings, Baked Goods, my hater blockers, french fries (At this point, I've come to the realization that I shouldn't make a list while hungry.)

Nook, this really comfortable pillow I have.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why "bacon" is sometimes still a thing. Listen don't get me wrong bacon tastes great. But it's no better or worse than other breakfast meats.

I was baffled as to why bacon became this punchline as the greatest thing ever in the history of ever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't understand why people put KCCO on their profile. I know that it's theChive's catchphrase but what is it supposed to indicate in your profile. Maybe my acronym should be IGTBCIDKWTF.
You should message me if
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Any of these things sound a-peel-ing.

Apples. (I make myself laugh, if no one else.)
Gunstock. Like everything there during the summer.
Crazy New England Bowling. (Apparently it's called candlepin bowling)
All the touristy stuff in Maine.
Maple Syrup Festivals and other random festivals during the warmer months.
Symphony NH
Browsing dusty old used bookstores.