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33 M Kitchener, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–45
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  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:01pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Used up
Mostly vegan
Not at all
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English (Fluently), French (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a bright-eyed brooder that has a sardonic sense of humour. I care about stuff, kind of... okay well not really, that's a lie. I'm apathetic and
What I’m doing with my life
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I work sometimes, as an ironworker and welder in construction and heavy industrial situations; steel mills, cement plants and stuff like that. It's kind of like being in that dirty jobs show sometimes. Hours are long and varied but there can be a lot of time off so I do spend time volunteering when I'm not working.

I ride bikes and cook stuff sometimes. I watch too much netflix and don't do enough dishes. I have a garden I should weed. I don't drink beer but I'm not a total square.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking most anything from scratch, cleaning when I put my mind to it, fixing stuff, breaking stuff. I used to be good a growing vegetables but I let my plot go fallow..
Remembering things... it's not perfect, nor do I have a photographic memory but I still remember how to beat the first quest in Zelda on the NES and all kinds of other useless information. Unfortunately I'm terrible at modern video games so I don't play them.

I'm also awesome at netflix, I can watch the fuck out of a show... it's the only kind of marathon I do.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How much I swear or that I look like Pushkin. I've been told my eyes are "crazy" by co-workers and strangers. I'm fairly quiet and like to keep to myself so that might feed the whole "crazy" thing too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Some Tunes: Crystal Castles, The Pack A.D., Ladytron, Saul Williams, Beans, Röyksopp, Childish Gambino, etc.

Movies: Brick, The Man From Earth, Fight Club, Amélie, Pan's Labyrinth, 12 angry men, etc...

Books: sadly I don't read much anymore, thanks internet. But I used to love it... classics like Wutherins Heights and new stuff like Neil Diamond's sci-fi and many others.

Shows: Community, parks & rec, 30 rock, archer, stargate, bsg, house of cards (both versions), breaking bad, portlandia, arrested development

I like almost any vegetarian food except for sushi, I don't really like anything that comes from ocean. I love Vietnamese subs and a good falafel. Mexican food is a favourite. Basically anything without meat is pretty difficult to keep out of my mouth.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cast iron pans, crows... uh...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How we're all doomed! DOOMED I say!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
dinner with friends or binge-watching netflix
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I eat a disturbing amount of fruit.
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If you'd like to exchange puns.