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33 Kitchener, Ontario, CA Man


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  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

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Last Online
Today – 12:12pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Used up
Mostly vegan
Not at all
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English (Fluently), French (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a bright-eyed brooder that has a sardonic sense of humour. I care about stuff, kind of... okay well not really, that's a lie. I'm apathetic and calloused.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work sometimes, as an ironworker and welder in construction and heavy industrial situations; steel mills, cement plants and stuff like that. It's kind of like being in that dirty jobs show sometimes. I ended up in this line of work after dropping out of both college and university so I guess that's the price I pay for not staying in school... luckily I only work in spurts so I'm occasionally off for a month or two which is totally great for me, I hate working even though I'm good at it.

I ride bikes and cook stuff sometimes. I watch too much netflix and don't do enough dishes. Sometimes I plant a garden in the summers but rarely to I have to discipline to keep the weeds in check and harvest all the bounty. It's a shame really.
I’m really good at
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Cooking most anything from scratch, cleaning when I put my mind to it, fixing stuff, breaking stuff. I do enjoy procrastinating on anything and everything so I'm a bit of a hot mess at the best times.

I'm good at directions. I just love maps; when I was a kid I used national geographic maps as posters in my room.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How much I swear or that I look like Pushkin. I've been told my eyes are "crazy" by co-workers and strangers. Both the good crazy and crazy-crazy, whatever that means.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Some Tunes: Crystal Castles, The Pack A.D., Ladytron, Saul Williams, Beans, Röyksopp, Childish Gambino, etc.

Movies: Brick, The Man From Earth, Fight Club, Amélie, Pan's Labyrinth, 12 angry men, etc...

Books: sadly I don't read much anymore, thanks internet. But I used to love it... classics like Wutherins Heights and new stuff like Neil Diamond's sci-fi and all sorts of other stuff, I wasn't very discriminating in my tastes.

Shows: Community, parks & rec, 30 rock, archer, stargate, bsg, house of cards (both versions), breaking bad, portlandia, arrested development

I like almost any vegetarian food except for sushi, I don't really like anything that comes from ocean. I love Vietnamese subs and a good falafel. Mexican food is a favourite.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cast iron pans, crows... four other things I guess
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
dinner with friends or binge-watching netflix
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I eat a disturbing amount of fruit.
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