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this_commutes

28 Chicago, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly), Polish (Poorly), French (Poorly), Ancient Greek (Poorly), LISP (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Let's redo this noise. I'm mostly on here to make friends; I dig meeting new people and learnin' new stuff. Not opposed to anything else, but friendship is the best ship.

I dig math and data things and all that dumb stuff. Learnin' new things is always a good time, but I work in the tech industry right now so most of the stuff I learn is up that alley.
What I’m doing with my life
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Graduated from some school in Chicago, graduated from some school in new Orleans, came back to Chicago, spent a few months weeping gently into the arms of the ghost of unemployment (my only true love at that point), then got a job at a sweet company that I dig a lot.

My job is to try to break the product before the consumer does, and then try to get the developers to fix it so it won't break anymore. When you go to a website and it's super-poorly designed and you can't upload a photo or click on a link or something and you're like, "Man, didn't anyone test this noise?" That's me. That's my job. I test that noise.

I love lists. I make lists for everything. Right now I am working through my reading list, my movie list, and some lists of things I need to learn and write about. I have arguably too many lists.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty short so I can hide in small spaces.

Doing math sometimes.

Lists and Liszt.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a short guy. In the mid-west, this is much more obvious. I used to have really crappy hair, and now it's a little better different.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ask me about this one, because it changes a bunch.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
bike.
computer.
internets.
camera.
air-conditioning [I like it pret cold when I go to sleep].

this is only five things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why we don't use double contractions in English. She should not have = She should'nt've.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Telling myself to go to bed early then not going to sleep until like 4am.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm originally from New Jersey.
You should message me if
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You like being friendly. You live north of the loop. You don't punch books (why would you?). You like math. You're a grad student whose only thesis contributions for the last few days have been ink running down the pages from your tears.

Any of those.

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