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thisawesomedude

26 Elkins Park, PA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:18pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am the LORD your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery.

(I would have gone with "I am the LORD your God and thou shalt have no other gods before me but tbh i'm totally cool with some polytheism)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
working campus security 4 to midnight. keepin y'all safe, ie. telling college students that getting drunk in public and peeing on the chancellor's car is probably not a good idea
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
lots of stuff
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd like to think it's my eyes but if I'm being honest it's probably the wings
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Earlier i said i'd do this later. I lied
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good food, good tunes, good people. i'm a simple man with simple tastes. well that and a shit-ton of mescaline (kidding!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Profane versions of popular schmaltzy songs
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
dancing with myself
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're not a loony pants. or if you are but in a funny way