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thisdarkcentury

32 F Santee, CA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 98–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:38pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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godless pinko feminist malcontent hermit

INFJ to the max
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
filing papers
grading papers
trying to figure it out

photography [link], digital music production [link], and other art forms which I badly neglect

bonus: identifying far too strongly with Smiths lyrics than could ever be advisable (I know, it's serious)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
remembering useless trivia and forgetting entire book/movie plotlines
being contrary
observing quietly
staying up exceedingly late
making others look tan in comparison
deteriorating into self-parody
The first things people usually notice about me
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general stumpiness, glasses, hair/skin contrast, scowl. Take your pick.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: There's more to life than books, you know (but not much more). Come judge me on Goodreads [link]!

movies: I probably haven't seen it.

shows: The Wire, forever and ever.

music: neighbors yelling in Farsi (reggaeton remix)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my Nikon d7000 with 50mm lens and close-up filter
Photoshop
Ableton
my Kindle
the Holy Oxford English Dictionary
my cat
coffee because it is damn delicious
mix CDs for my car
Uni-ball Vision Exact 0.5mm pens
a flagrant disregard for simple guidelines
curiosity about everything

things I can do just fine without: Facebook integrated into every last fucking thing that I touch, a vast fortune, makeup, direct sunlight, my cat's claws digging into my thigh OW STOP IT
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how I should probably stop thinking and just go to bed
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
triflin'
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm unreasonably pleased with my handwriting.

I get the hiccups more often than any person I've ever encountered.

I have never seen falling snow.

I just can't drink whiskey like I used to could.
You should message me if
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you want to get cynical