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31 / F / Straight / Single
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- 5′ 2″ (1.57m)
- Body Type
- Atheism, and very serious about it
- Aries, but it doesn’t matter
- Dropped out of space camp
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Has cats
- English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
Apparently the previous paragraph makes it seem like I have my Ph.D. Oh lordy no. That was just a BA and a teaching credential.
So these days I receive cash money to get violent with a red pen for a couple of teachers and to file the most boring documents in a long and illustrious history of boring documents for a couple of lawyers.
Bonus: identifying far too strongly with Smiths lyrics than could ever be advisable (I know, it's serious)
movies: I probably haven't seen it.
shows: The Wire, forever and ever.
music: neighbors yelling in Farsi (reggaeton remix)
food: Bananas, burritos, popsicles, egg rolls, churros, corn on the cob, hot dogs, pickles, breakfast sausages, carrots, fish sticks, baguettes, eggplants, eclairs, cucumbers, biscotti, sub sandwiches, string cheese.
Only mostly unrelated, I enjoy how many of you people misspell the names of your favorite authors. Hemingway, Friedrich Nietzsche, Edgar Allan Poe... is Google so difficult?
things I can do just fine without: Facebook integrated into every last fucking thing that I touch, a vast fortune, makeup, direct sunlight, my cat's claws digging into my thigh OW STOP IT
I get the hiccups more often than any person I've ever encountered.
I have never seen falling snow.
I just can't drink whiskey like I used to could.
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Especially especially do not message me if you answered yes to the question about whether or not women have an obligation to shave their legs. Gender roles are dumb and so are you.
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