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thisheregirafe

23 / M / Straight / Single

Hazlet, New Jersey

His Details

Last Online
Today – 6:57am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Yeah that photo is me, and recent too. Hope it doesn't seem to lame but its the best I had access to at the moment.

Anyhow, about me, I'm spontaneous (well fairly), funny, enjoyable to be around, loyal, and will always go to bat for those near and dear

getting away from that I actually am quite carefree and I rarely worry. Don't confuse this for apathy. I am driven and motivated but I roll with the punches just as well.

I am respectful and chivalrous, whether or not you think such mannerisms are antiquated or not I can't help that.

I like octoberfest brews, playing football on Sunday before watching football, video games, working out and disney movies. Do not worry about the working out part... I'm fit and in good shape and trying to get better but I'm not a freak. You will not see any shirtless pictures of me I can assure you.

I'm eccentric yet endearing, and pretty darn nice.

My brand of humor is definitely peculiar but awesome... its all over the place from being flat out silly to complete deadpan mannerisms. sorry for describing some quality of my personality as awesome. I am not arrogant, I am modest. Honest. I eat humble pie for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Really though I'm pretty hilarious
What I’m doing with my life
Not a whole lot at the moment. I'm a manager at a retail chain and I like it but its not what I want to settle for. Admittedly the pay isn't terrible but the hours leave a bit to be desired and its not exactly the kind of work you dream of doing as a kid
I’m really good at
Expressing myself to other people. I am careful in how I approach certain people or topics though not afraid to be open or discuss hot topics.

I am also good at fixing computers, setting up networks etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have in all honesty been told by a lot of people that I look like harry potter. Ill play to these strengths. Women love harry potter I'm assured. Ha
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: 1984, lord of the flies,

Movies: most if not all Disney movies... try me. I definitely haven't seen them all by any means but I do love them.
Nightmare before Christmas, toy stories, lion king, pirates, and Aladdin to name a few.
Also..... pulp fiction, lord of the rings, batman begins, the dark knight, get him to the Greek, forgetting Sarah Marshall, pineapple express, and more. I love watching movies I used to work at a movie theater

Shows: amc is awesome.... need a I say more?
I love mad men and breaking bad. I also like scrubs, arrested development, band of brothers. Though I am far behind I also thoroughly enjoy Dexter.
More recently I'm addicted to how I met your mother and game of thrones

Music: I don't want to sound like one of those people who put 'everything' here, but I will try most of anything once. Having said that I obviously have my favorites. Jack Johnson, Tom Petty, Beatles, The boss,the flaming lips, zeppelin, chili peppers, just to name a few.
The six things I could never do without
1. Sleeping in
2. Cereal... Seriously I have an unhealthy obsession with it
3. Running
4. As cliche as it sounds its true.. my family and friends
5. Entertainment in general
6. Laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where ill be at in three years

If this site really can do anything for me.
On a typical Friday night I am
doing the same thing I do every night..... try to take over the world! If you got the reference props, if not I actually don't want to become emperor of earth. Too much pressure.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I'm on here? I don't know. I am slightly embarrassed by this honestly
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
-If you like movies
- if you'd like to trash talk about your gaming. Heh
- you just want to talk. Philosphy, politics (not so much this one), religion, morality, or just shoot the breeze about anything and everything
- if you want to go for a walk, I really enjoy walking
- I'm also looking for a running partner perhaps several