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thisiscmy Away

30 / M / Straight / Single

Los Angeles, California

His Details

Last Online
Online now!
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m).
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm preparing for my David Letterman interview when I tell a delightfully banal anecdote about the time in my life when I was broke, auditioning foolishly as an actor, and waiting tables at a cozy neighborhood restaurant. And the audience laughs politely.
I’m really good at
Procrastinating and
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. If they can get past my amazingly plain physique.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Christopher Hitchens, David Sedaris, John Irving, Cormac McCarthy, Raymond Carver

Movies: The Long Goodbye, Bull Durham, Contempt, Wet Hot American Summer, The Celebration

Music: Tom Waits, REM, The Minutemen, Willie Nelson, Low, Digital Underground

Shows: The Simpsons, Arrested Development, The State, Six Feet Under, Party Down, The Office (UK Version)

I also like lists of things.
The six things I could never do without
1. Pizza
2. Baseball
3. Art galleries
4. Eggs and bacon
5. A well made bed
6. Good storytelling
7. The ability to follow simple instructions
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how I'm going to answer this question. I've been sitting here for quite some time attempting to write something witty about what I'm thinking about at this moment. Or any other particular moment. I've come up with bobbleheads. I thoroughly enjoy bobbleheads. I secretly wish that if the big Los Angeles earthquake ever finally hits, I'm surrounded by them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working early and drinking late.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I find succulents and green nail polish sexy. And I like to tap dance in grocery store aisles.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are smart, funny, and attractive. Actually, nevermind that. I really just want someone that finds me smart, funny, and attractive.