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thisislame91

23 M Philadelphia, PA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 8
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am the infamous antithesis,
the calm of the storm
I am the shadow superconsciousness
that watches the swarm
Keep an eye on the critical,
interval stages
of the black cat agents
free the raps from the cages
I'm the reflection that you get when
you refrain from shy dosage
hook me up to your brain to
to ordain with high voltage
A prism of light
brightens ideas
fights the hyenas
that nip and bites at your dreams of
awakening, forsaking of the rest of the pack
lone wolf making legend, changing the track
I unpack my things to reside in your mind
awaiting the time to collide and unwind
I sit in crystal palace, the lotus, the flowers
But already you know this, you remember these powers
Familiar wavelengths leave you questioning for hours
contemplating your condition in the shower

The watchtower burns with the light of the sun
revealing herself when the clock strikes one
The watchtower burns with the light of the sun
those that receive her will believe in her drum
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
swimming upstream, tryina jump this Dragon Gate
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
acting.
:) See, now i'm happy
:( awww, now i'm saaaaad
>:/ now i'm frustrated
>:{\./} Now i'm a ...a ... KILLER CLAMMMMMMMMMMM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IT ATE YO PARENTS!!
BITCH RUNNNNNNN!!!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Cash Rules Everything Around Me
CREAM
Get the money
Dolla dolla bill ya'll

People will eyes to see will realize what I am, and those with ears to hear will know me.

Those without such extrasensory perceptions will see that I'm actually a loony toon from another dimension who is stuck here cause my interdimensional teleportation device seems to be malfunctioning. In the meantime I'm wearing the skin of this boy and trying to find my way back home. Plz msg me if you can help!

Also if I get bored or annoyed with you i'll start rubbing my nipples. The faster I rub them, the more bored/annoyed I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: The Matrix, The Truman Show, V for Vendetta, My Dinner with Andre, 12 Angry Men, Inception, The Cell, Princess Monanokae, A Wind Called Amnesia, Fight Club, The Seventh Seal.

Shows: Neon Genesis Evangelon, Elfen Lied, Casshern Sins, Vampire Knight, Darker than Black, Bleach, various other anime, South Park, Family guy, Chapelle Show, OZ. YuGiOh.

Music:WU-TANG, Gravdiggaz, sweatshop union, Chopin, Holst, Stravinsky all have sum good stuff. Endless Sporadic, Retrun to Forever, Al Dimeola, Spaced Out, Various 70's disco, funk and soul, alot of anime and video game soundtracks.

Food: Fruit XD some other stuff too
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen
Nitrogen
Carbon
Hydrogen
Molecular Bonds
Electromagnetic Fields
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
well it depends, I have multiple personalities

P1- Is a super villain who is cold, calculating, takes pleasure in easily overpowering others and causing great fear. He also has a sexy brittish accent. He constantly is scheming new ways to achieve more power to further terrorize petty humans.

P2- Is P1's Arch Rival, the self righteous hero charactor. He follows what his ethical code has taught him to be right without really delving into the deeper psychological analysis of the authenticity and origin of those morals that P1 tends to offer him. Not quite as intelligent but has a strong will and devotion to his goal of constantly getting in the way of P1's plans. Always wins in the comic books.

P3- Is a gnome who like to live underground and make homemade mead, get drunk, get in an argument with a rock, fight the rock, lose, appologize, then have submissive make-up sex with the rock.

P4-Is a wandering Japanese Swordsman who doesn't actually speak japanese but just adds a an accented "U" sound at teh end of random english words or ends a regular english sentence in "desu". Most asians hate him cause they think he's just some white kid mocking asians, but he hates most white kids so he wanders the country eating ramen in asian stores, and then arguing with the waiters and cooks that it tastes like cat and he shouldn't have to pay; all because he has no real money, just pictures of Japanese bills he printed offline and cut out.

P5- Is a lvl 99 spearow that swears he will fucking kill his trainer if they hold back his evolution one more time and screw up his chance to become a fearow forever. It's not like he only requires some cheap stone and can evolve at any level or needs to be traded to complete his evolution, if he get held back one more fucking level, it's GG, NEVER going to evolve into a Fearow.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Mild mannered illegal immigrant Cesar Hernandez. I work hard at Tommy Guns Restaurant washing dishes and selling oranges on the side of the street. I offer deep insightful advice to people about fictional crises that the cocaine makes me think they're going thru.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My penis is shaped kinda like a can of tuna. It's about 10 inches in diameter and about 2.5 inches long and has a tatoo that says "Bumblebee". Also apparently it reads "contains soy", WHY, I don't know for sure, it's supposed to be just tuna.

Also walking barefoot on wet grass after it's rained is probably one of the most enjoyable things I've ever experienced. Peeing in nature while there's a gentle breeze is up there too, but I think only people with penises would understand that.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You want to live forever

-You have about tree fiddy.

-You think you can beat me in a staring contest or pokemon rap battle.

-You have any insights about death, why it happens, and/or what experiences may occur after death, should it happen.

-You want to have a child because your self worth is so low that you want to have something completely dependent on you so you can feel important and have a few years where you feel like your life has meaning.

-You are in a tight spot financially and want to find a "nice guy" to get to fall in love with you so that you can take advantage of his emotional attachment to get what you want out of him in terms of money, time and service (great if you have a kid and don't have a father figure or enough money to live comfortably on your own)

Nah but forreal doh, I'm not human so we prolly won't be super close if you have aspirations to be "normal" or "just human". Casual friends are exempt from this. Kinda like how you don't expect ur pets to share your political views to get along with them :)