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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:42pm
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Average build
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Pleased to meet you. I'm a fast walking, slow talking, rooting tooting Essex boy who thinks he's funnier than he probably is and spends too much time daydreaming about Christ knows what. Hello.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm trying to master the art of writing and so far it's going bloody well. Check out the full stop at the end of this sentence --> . Pretty good eh?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making absurdly intricate things that an infinitesimally small number of people enjoy
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably... my natural affinity with woodland animals. And height.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
In no order: These New Puritans, Lost in Translation, Always Sunny, Letherette, Breaking Bad, A Grave With No Name, Wes Anderson, SMD, The Knife, Italian food, The Road, Cloud Atlas, Brian Jonestown Massacre.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My camera.
2) My bed. Duvets are crucial.
3) My bike.
4) My legs. Imagine having no legs. That's not the life for me.
5) My eyes.
6) This here internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who I'm going to become and why it's taking so long.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Look, I'll level with you for a second. I'm a bit weird and just as likely to be at the pub on a Friday as I am scouring eBay for taxidermy or making a video covering how to grow your own scotch eggs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You better believe that I'm wearing odd socks
You should message me if
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You probably won't message me, but if you've read this far you may as well just do it, eh?