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thisislydia

27 F London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:54am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
It's my life's ambition to have an indoor swimming pool.
What I’m doing with my life
I do comedy. For quite a few years now. Stand up, sketches, songs, writing and performing. I've done 3 full runs at the Edinburgh Festival, including a full length musical and a one woman stand up show.

I also work with American students studying abroad. It's my job to settle them in and broaden their knowledge of British culture. As a result I get paid to visit all the coolest places in London. It's pretty cushy.
I’m really good at
Giving advice. Walking fast. Playing on 2p machines. Not losing things (not losing objects, I lose games all the time). Karaoke. Being clever. Being stupid. Never getting bored.
The first things people usually notice about me
At first people think I'm very sweet and smiley. But actually I can be a bit cynical and quite sweary. Fuck off. It's all part of my charm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: HP obvs. (I should point out that ironically using shortened words has become a bit of a habit, where I am no longer distinguishable from people who use them seriously) Surely You're Joking Mr Feynman, Life of Pi, Are you Dave Gorman?

Films: The Matrix, The Shawshank Redemption, Catch Me If You Can, Apollo 13, Clueless, Airplane. Not so keen on horror.

TV: 30 Rock, Orange Is The New Black, Breaking Bad, Game Of Thrones, Malcolm In The Middle, Peep Show, Flight Of The Conchords, Homeland, Mad Men. Honestly I love a bit of shit TV too, it helps me switch off.

Music: Muse, La Roux, Daft Punk, Maroon 5, Fleetwood Mac, Nero, SubFocus, David Guetta, Not jazz. I can feel you judging me.

Food: Chocolate- it can be bars, biscuits, cakes or anything, I'm a stereotype woman. Carbonara. BBQ's. Chicken Katsu Curry. Burritos. Not red onions. They're evil. They taint everything they touch. And goat’s cheese, goat’s cheese can fuck off too.
The six things I could never do without
Kinder Eggs (You get chocolate, a toy and a surprise!) That's 3.
Film and TV
Lie in's
Bread
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether sarcasm ever comes across successfully when typed.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out and about with my peeps. Activities vary. I have found, as I've got older, that the weekend isn't just about getting drunk. Although, often it still is and the recovery time has increased considerably.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You've Been Framed rocks my world.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You consider yourself to be well adjusted.