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thisisntjill

27 F New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
+ The charm of Zoe Deschanel
+ The beauty of Scarlet Johansson
+ The intelligence of Brian Eno
+ The comedy stylings of Kate McKinnon + Justin Long
+ The lifestyle of the cast of Seinfeld
+ The swagger of Marty McFly
+ The passion of David Bowie
+ The looks of Christina Ricci + Mae Whitman
What I’m doing with my life
Audio for Theatre and Animations.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh
Daydreaming
The first things people usually notice about me
i'm a girl
the second would probably be my eyes... They're pretty big..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Steve Martin, Home Alone, Back to the Future, Wall-E, Cloud Atlas, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

TV Shows: Community, Regular Show, Newsroom, Bob's Burgers, Breaking Bad, House of Cards,

Currently Reading: Disc World Series: Equal Rites

Music: The Killers, Little People, The Beach Boys, RJD2, Neon Trees, Macklemore, Arcade Fire, A Fine Frenzy, Foster the People, Peter Gabriel, Gang Starr, Citizen Cope, The Police, Childish Gambino
The six things I could never do without
Summer rain
Sailor Jerry's
Sunglasses
Seinfeld
Sarcasm
The letter "s"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
six things I could never do without
On a typical Friday night I am
at a hookah bar
or
working
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
my first crush was Aladdin. and I don't think that's weird.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 26–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You live in NYC for more than 6 months.
You're funny, motivated, and independent.
You're looking for the real deal, not just one night.
You're into going to the movies (batman, xmen, this is the end), walking in the park, going for a bike ride, or just stopping by the local juice bar / farmer's market. Or maybe you fancy a night in and make pizza from scratch (sausage, basil, pineapple, anyone?).
You know who Danny Kaye on a personal level.
You are creative. Or like to go to creative places.
You know the quote: "I think I just stepped in some 'gunther'.."
You are intrigued and want to know more.
You've ever been a contestant on a reality tv show and/or have a Legends of the Hidden Temple tee.
You think Regular Show is better than Adventure Time.