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thisisntjill

26 / F / Straight / Single

New York, New York

Her Details

Last Online
Today – 8:05am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m).
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
+ The comedy stylings of Kate McKinnon
+ The charm of Zoe Deschanel
+ The beauty of Scarlet Johansson
+ The intelligence of Brian Eno
+ The lifestyle of the cast of Seinfeld
+ The swagger of the 80s Michael J Fox
+ The passion of David Bowie
+ The looks of Christina Ricci + Mae Whitman

I'm into:
Music
Cartoons
Mexican food
Spring time
People watching
Laughing
What I’m doing with my life
Audio for Theatre and Animations.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh
Daydreaming
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Steve Martin, Home Alone, Back to the Future, The Dark Knight

TV Shows: Community, Regular Show, Arrested Development, The Food Network, Fringe, Bob's Burgers, King of the Hill, Venture Brothers, Doug

Books: Shel Silverstein, Oh the Places You'll

Music: The Killers, Little People, The Beach Boys, RJD2, Neon Trees, Stevie Wonder, Macklemore, Arcade Fire, The Format, Blink 182, Jessie J, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Summer rain
Sailor Jerry's
Sunglasses
Seinfeld
Sarcasm
The letter "s"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
six things I could never do without
On a typical Friday night I am
Surprising. You'd be surprised.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There was a gumball machine at my coworker's desk, adjacent to mine. Which meant that every five minutes, someone new would crave a piece of gum, walk over, talk to her, and then leave; very distracting. Yes, I too fell victim to the cravings, but it was crappy gumball machine gum! It was terrible, lost its flavor quickly; all in all, not enjoyable. I daydreamed of picking it up, and throwing it across the office. I watch the jar fall to the hardwood floors, and cheer as the glass shattered and all the little balls scatter in every direction, the lovely pitter patter as they roll across the smooth surface farther and forever away. Everyone in the office stands up and cheers. I am vindicated. And I had set them free.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 25–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
You are looking to date. No hook ups please.
I fall in love far too quickly.