By day I'm a spicy mannered trillionare playboy/astronaut/world champion fruitcake-weight-guesser/ 10th degree "all of the martial arts" black belt/ 99 percentile Mensan/ The guy who talks into movie action hero's ear pieces and tell them cool shit to say / writer of every cliche underdog sports movie ever "Reginald Steel"
By evening I'm a nameless Homeopathic E.R. doctor (evenings are oxymoronic and boring)
At night I sleep

Bioinformatics, nano-tech, stand-up comedy, and a few start-ups. (not a joke, I'm super busy.)

I'm best at bragging and exaggerating, seriously just the other day I made someone die of envy while I was exaggeratedly bragging.

I'm also really good at those little internet games that show up on banner ads, seriously I've never lost one of those and they keep offering me electronics as a prize for my awesomeness.

depends on their perspective:

From a plane: absolutely nothing

From way too close: nothing, I'm blocking their light.

From across the street: tallish Caucasian male, well dressed. I'm about 90% sure that I'm objectively handsome.

From a good conversational distance, say a few feet: a plethora of great qualities and a dearth of bad ones.

I watch honey boo boo,jersey shore and Documentaries about county fairs.
I eat only rice cakes and drink tepid water.
I read gramophone repair instruction manuals.
my musical tastes alternate between sub-Saharan-African country music, white supremacist Hip-hop, Russian boy bands, Japanese gangster rap, Eskimo dub-step. Jewish heavy metal, and Swahili elevator music.

(I feel like I should answer this one for real, so here it goes)
TV shows: 30 rock, community, office, archer, family guy, american dad, breaking bad, house of lies, ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, The Kroll show, shark tank, suits, The mighty boosh.
Movies: Comedies, American psycho, fight club, fear and loathing, anything Tarantino or Ritchie and Documentaries.
Books: I read mostly non-fiction books on science, when reading non-nonfiction books: Douglas Adams, Palahniuk, Thompson, Ellis are some names that come to mind also, "watchmen" may be the best book I've ever read
Music:I'm open to music in general, some of my favorites are, pink floyd, emanicpator, eminem, bassnectar and pretty lights.
Food: I cook well, I eat chipotle when I don't have time. When I'm making a thing of it, I'll eat more interesting things.

My pocket sized first edition Gutenberg bible.
My pocket sized perfect forgery of a first edition gutenburg bible. (I'll have no idea which one I've lost if I lose either so I keep them both on me at all times)
The survival and procreation of Hadrocodium. (google this one, you'll probably learn something new.)
Credit card fraud
tapioca
Shamrocks

meta-cognition. (just to clear things up, I don't think about meta-cognition related subjects, consciousness, biases, heuristics etc. I spend my time thinking about the word "meta-cognition." I don't really glean any new insights, I just kind of repeat the word over and over all day long.)

Matthew

I may or may not be a serial traffic-violator/litterer on the lam from small claims court in Arizona, Nevada, North Dakota and West Virginia.

I am illiterate, I Wrote this entire profile (and presumably the message I wrote to you before you checked out my profile) by hitting random keys on a keyboard. If anything in this profile seemed at all comical, please note that in real life I don't have a sense of humor, or much of a personality and anything resembling one on my profile is simply a happy accident. (this also explains away anything I wrote that may have been somewhat uncouth)

also, my name isn't "Reginald Steel" it's "Max Powers"

you Have enough of a sense of humor that I'm not entertaining both of us with my razor sharp wit.
Take care of yourself physically, I kickbox, run workout and do kempo to keep in shape, If you can't keep up, you can't keep up.
Have a goal in life and be moving towards it.

those are the things most important to me, anything else you just get bonus points.

+4000 for being scientifically literate

I should also say, I'm not really looking for anything serious; however, if you're mind bogglingly awesome, I may be open to changing that.
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I hate "hi"
If you are interested, but don't know what to say, say "hey, I found your profile entertaining let's talk about apples." 15 extra points for replacing the word "apples" with anything else. 773 extra points for an original thought.

I can't stress this enough, even If you look like mila kunis, megan fox or jessica alba (etc.) if you send me "hi" I'm deleting your message and you're not getting a response. (I don't hold a grudge, you can always try again.)
also, saying "hi" anyway isn't funny or clever, "hi anyway" on the other hand might be acceptable.

how am I still getting "hi" messages What the actual fuck?!