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34 Washington, DC Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Middle Eastern, White
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Working on Ph.D program
Rather not say
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Arabic (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Some random facts about me...

-I genuinely love lima beans.
-My one and only detention was given to me for pulling the chair out from under someone before they sat down.
-My mother is the hippest person I know.
-I don't understand what is so great about tap dancing.
- I'm pretty sure that I've reached my technological threshold.
- I'm fascinated by the mafia and jail/prison culture (no I've not done time or plan on it).
- I wish I could kayak and play ping pong (not at the same time) more often.
- I think it's weird that I'm considered an adult.
- I'm not quite sure what I want to be when I grow up.
- I feel naked if I'm not wearing nail polish.
- I'm pretty confident words like "duty" will always make me laugh.
- Although I've given it my best shot, I cannot do the running man.
- I never wear a watch.
- I do not carry a wallet. (update: I now carry a very small wallet)
- I fantasize about being able to hustle (pool, poker, dance offs).
What I’m doing with my life
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as much as possible, trying to fit in a nap here and there
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
finding seats in a packed bar

making hummus

The first things people usually notice about me
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my hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Middlesex, A Problem from Hell, East of Eden, a Tree Grows in Brooklyn, When You are Engulfed in Flames, the Brief and Wonderous Life of Oscar Wao

Pan's Labyrinth, Being John Malkovich, Dirty Dancing, Forgetting Sara Marshall, Bridesmaids, I Love You Man, the Secretary, Grand Budapest Hotel

Shows- the Blacklist, most crime dramas, Mindy Project, New Girl, too many shows on Bravo

the Pixies, the Cure, M.I.A, Neutral Milk Hotel, the Smiths, Morrissey, Stone Roses, Bowie, Talking Heads, Radiohead, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Florence and the Machine, good hip hop (and bad hip hop)... lotsa stuff except country (sorry, just no)

Hummus, dark chocolate, cheese, wine (comes from grapes, so not only is it's fruit)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- my momma
- my friends
- coffee
- dark chocolate
- something to read on the train
- my bed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What did I get myself into?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out somewhere low key with friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love bad reality tv.
You should message me if
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You are kind of a smartass in an endearing way.

You are up for meeting in person sooner than later.

You use punctuation... it doesn't have to be 100%, but a full paragraph with nothing. I can't.

You don't Randomly capitalize S*it for absolutely No reason whatsoever.

You don't have a picture up of you holding a firearm .