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thistle007

41 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
To be honest, the thought of having to sell myself in a cute little essay makes me want to bash my head in with this laptop ... on the bright side, however, I've otherwise enjoyed my time signing up for this website. I love the fact that this site tells you who your enemies are and even ranks them for you. Also love the "are you an idiot?" questions (STEAL is to STALE, etc). my only concern is whatever competition they line up at the bottom of the screen e.g. a "less adventurous" guy, a "more kinky" guy, and so on. don't waste your time with those jerks, whoever they are. i can't bring myself to look.

while i'm sure I can offer one or more personal traits that you find objectionable, in my defense let me note that I can make an excellent martini, can drive well in snow, have a career I like and love my family. furthermore, i'm taller than you in heels. I appreciate dry, sarcastic, deadpan humor, and gallows-humor. hopefully you do too. otherwise, you should probably just click on over to mr. more kinky's profile.

I love to snowboard, trying to love surfing, love getting up into the mountains and all that outdoorsy-stuff. but also quite happy here surrounded by the graffiti and urban decay/gentrification of Brooklyn where I live and Manhattan where I used to live but still work.
What I’m doing with my life
working for myself, learning, motivating, introspecting, extroverting
I’m really good at
singing the wrong lyrics to songs, coming up with words that rhyme, tuning a snowboard, detecting irony, detecting bulls***
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
love mac n' cheese, cheese in general, bacon (note, however, that I'm vegetarian-friendly), belgian farmhouse ale, old fashioned cocktails, maple syrup, and malted chocolate anything

as for entertainment... like the daily show, the colbert report, SNL, and archer. I think it's stupid - almost insulting - that they're making another Die Hard movie. hopefully you agree.

and as for music, i like it. love going to shows and checking out new artists. lately listening to (in no particular order): chromatics, misfits, !!!, raconteurs, interpol, cold war kids, postal service, temper trap, more interpol, lcd soundsystem, trentemoller, beck, the "brothers" album by the black keys, surf guitar, various subway performers: morgan o'kane, some guy with a cello, the list goes on...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what % of women are turned-off by the smart-ass tone of this profile, and if I should be more serious. i look forward to your comments
On a typical Friday night I am
hopefully heading to montauk (summer)
hopefully heading to vermont or out west (winter)
consorting with the local ne'er do-wells in some sorry excuse for a bar (spring, fall)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like super-nerd stuff like quantum mechanics, black holes, etc
I actually don't mind hipsters
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
ain't no particular sign i'm more compatible with, but let's just say if would be a huge plus if you can teach me how to surf or how to cook.