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thisusernamepwn

28 Waldorf, MD Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:05pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just did that Myers-Briggs thing, and don't trust it to be horribly accurate- it feels like a horoscope to me. Anyways, it said INTJ, but 'slight' in all categories, which I think means I'm super unique and awesome so you should definitely get to know me or something.

A bit about me:
-I love dogs. You must as well. I have a big heart for animals and shelters and all that stuff.
-Sarcastic/rampant sense of humor. I'm really good at bad jokes.
-Smart. MSc in Physics. Work as an engineer. Taught physics before that. Worked at Energizer before that. Biologist at heart, though...
-Charitable. Spent a lot of time volunteering for a dog shelter back in Cleveland- want to do something similar here, but haven't found a shelter I really like yet.
-Relatively new to the area. Just moved here in November. "What should we do?" I don't know! All I know to do is visit the Smithsonian museums and other national monuments/attractions/etc.
-I love nature, and want to see as many national parks as I can. I think ideally I'd be a ranger somewhere like Muir Woods or Yosemite or Yellowstone or something. Too bad I didn't know that when I was 18 and deciding what I wanted to do for the rest of my life!

...I'll probably add more to this later, maybe a "bit about you" section, to give you ladies an idea of what I am looking for. For now, let's suffice to say:
-Smart
-Unique
-Honest
-Funny
and leave any elaboration on that for later (or messages!).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Thinking deep thoughts and stuff
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Lately I've been listening to a lot of Bill Bryson's books. He's great.

I see way too many movies to narrow down favorites. But I will say I'm the kind of guy that loves The Big Lebowski and Anchorman.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I think a central nervous system should be somewhere on this list...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
There's someone else on the other side of these profiles. Like, it's not just some girl's picture on a wall, there's an actual human being back there somewhere. I feel like that's pretty easy to forget in most ventures on the interweb.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You always say to yourself "I need to start dating nice guys!", and are seriously interested in giving that a shot.

Or, if you're a pro-active girl not afraid to put herself out there and take the initiative in talking to a stranger.

Or both!