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thisusernamepwn

28 M Elyria, OH

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:08pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I should probably think about putting something meaningful on here. I mean, the first thing anyone will look at is my pic, and then this...

Generally speaking, I'm smart, and (very) sarcastic, and I like to think I have a good sense of humor. Oh, and of course, I LOVE fun (I mean, it's so fun!) and I love to laugh (hence the laughter).

And no, I'm not a millionaire. Consider that satire.

anything else? toss me a message. I'll more than likely respond.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Teaching and volunteering at the APL. I put that last bit on here because a lady friend of mine said it's a real "panty-dropper", so it must be worth saying, right?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Physics, math, science, research, and things along those lines.... I like to think I'm pretty decent at MarioKart, too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
FOOD AND WATER AND AIR LOL IM SO ORIGINAL
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How this has been an amazing summer, and how worried I am that it will be very hard to top going forward.
You should message me if
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you realize you could do much worse. C'mon!