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thiswasandy
26 / M / straight / Single
San Antonio, Texas
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- Asian
- Height
- —
- Body Type
- Thin
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- —
- Sign
- Libra but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Working on college/university
- Job
- Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
- Income
- —
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), LISP (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am boom, boom, and pow.
My Self-Summary
Sarcasm doesn't transpire well over the Internet.
Neither do I.
I attract the fatties and black women like no tomorrow.
I guess they like rice.
Neither do I.
I attract the fatties and black women like no tomorrow.
I guess they like rice.
What I’m doing with my life
Living, breathing, fighting for my moment.
I’m really good at
*Securing a Chick-Fil-A meal on a Sunday.
*Speaking Spanish to Latinos that do not speak Spanish. Then acting like I don't speak English and that THEY'RE in fact, the crazy one. (They are).
*Playing DDR vs. dude in wheelchair
*Beating said dude in a race
*Speaking Spanish to Latinos that do not speak Spanish. Then acting like I don't speak English and that THEY'RE in fact, the crazy one. (They are).
*Playing DDR vs. dude in wheelchair
*Beating said dude in a race
The first things people usually notice about me
The aura and glow that surrounds me. I'm like Asian Jesus. Just not
so holy.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Pop-up/Coloring books, Elevator Music, and Hospital Food.
The six things I could never do without
Phone, Keys, Car, House, Condoms, Water, Lions, Tigers, Bears, oh
my.
Shit, that would be more than six. I could do w/o Water, Bears, or Condoms.
Maybe.
...
What would McGuyver do?
Shit, that would be more than six. I could do w/o Water, Bears, or Condoms.
Maybe.
...
What would McGuyver do?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I've come to realize that I spend the majority of my adult life
thinking... "What should I put on my OKCUPID.COM profile..."
I've come so far.
I've come so far.
On a typical Friday night I am
Seeking my next adventure, avoiding the police, flying around with
my awesome cape.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
That I might have drunkenly slept w/ you. Don't worry babe, I'm
clean.
You should message me if
THATS WHAT SHE SAID.
