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thiswasandy

26 / M / straight / Single

San Antonio, Texas

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
Body Type
Thin
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Libra but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), LISP (Poorly)

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I am boom, boom, and pow.

My Self-Summary

Sarcasm doesn't transpire well over the Internet.

Neither do I.

I attract the fatties and black women like no tomorrow.

I guess they like rice.

What I’m doing with my life

Living, breathing, fighting for my moment.

I’m really good at

*Securing a Chick-Fil-A meal on a Sunday.
*Speaking Spanish to Latinos that do not speak Spanish. Then acting like I don't speak English and that THEY'RE in fact, the crazy one. (They are).
*Playing DDR vs. dude in wheelchair
*Beating said dude in a race

The first things people usually notice about me

The aura and glow that surrounds me. I'm like Asian Jesus. Just not so holy.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Pop-up/Coloring books, Elevator Music, and Hospital Food.

The six things I could never do without

Phone, Keys, Car, House, Condoms, Water, Lions, Tigers, Bears, oh my.

Shit, that would be more than six. I could do w/o Water, Bears, or Condoms.

Maybe.
...

What would McGuyver do?

I spend a lot of time thinking about

I've come to realize that I spend the majority of my adult life thinking... "What should I put on my OKCUPID.COM profile..."

I've come so far.

On a typical Friday night I am

Seeking my next adventure, avoiding the police, flying around with my awesome cape.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

That I might have drunkenly slept w/ you. Don't worry babe, I'm clean.

You should message me if

THATS WHAT SHE SAID.