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thiswilldude

36 M Grayslake, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Ph.D program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$250,000–$500,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I want to find someone that I can be quite silly with...Also intellectual, sweet, caring and generous.

I used to be a professional comedian in California while I was in the Air Force and love childish/nonsense humor. I like to say that I am like a 12-year-old at a sleepover, but no one its coming to pick me up. Now I am an aspiring Data Scientist for an online art retailer. I have a PhD and undergrads in Economics and Sociology, which is where my passion in life, not involving family, lie.

People who know me call me "The Child Whisperer" because I love and respect children and they love and respect me.

Finally, I am fiercely liberal, politically speaking, but I don't let my ideals affect my judgement. To get to where I would like its to be is unrealistic in this country, but luckily to begin fixing our system requires mere logic and basic economics.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, naturally.

I love the sports! Everyday I am like "hey, where is there a sports to watch and cheer at?!" (I don't watch sports, ever)

I exercise every day and spend much of my free time watching Netflix and the like.

Perpetually trying to make things slightly better, I am always learning new things and exploring how I can be better as a person and as a professional. I know...duh, right? That is what everyone does. I have been toying with making furniture.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Giving advice and intellectualizing. Computers, technology economics and ethnomethodology just make sense to me!
The first things people usually notice about me
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My smile. In the Air Force basic training, I could not wipe the smile off my face and got into lots of trouble for that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Hitchhiker's Guide series, The Bread of 2016, Red Dwarf, Asimov, John Hodgeman, History, Philosophy, Astronomy, Political, Economics
Music: Every type. Seriously, that is not a cop-out
Movies: Sci-fi, comedy, drama
TV: The Simpsons, Futurama, Sons of Anarchy, The Daily Show, Colbert.

Everyday I listen to Thom Hartmann, NPR Democracy Now!, etc...

I love the theatre (you can tell because I spelled it with an 're' instead of 'er'). I watch plays, ballet, symphonies, Stand-up, music concerts, etc...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Google
My cat, Lucy-fur
Thom Hartmann Program
The Daily Show
The Simpson's
Data
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
People, social interaction; how we individually use universal tools, often unconsciously, to accomplish society.

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There is a saying: confidence is the elixir of the wise and the poison of the fool.

Socrates said he is wise who knows that he knows nothing. So there is a conflict amongst the intellects. You need confidence in your knowledge to be an intellectual, but confidence in your knowledge makes you a fool. It's a paradox. I believe that I am really mentally handicap, so much so that my brain does not know how to be mentally handicap, so I come across as intellectual, but only because I am so stupid.

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Lately, I have been thinking about people who say they are "tracking" when they mean they "understand"... It's just silly to me for some reason.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Taking you out? ;-) Currently, going out, hanging with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I will reveal all! I will say that While I eat healthy and run everyday, I cannot resist chocolate chip cookie dough! Also I watch so much TV: I am ashamed to admit how much, here. The Simpsons are the closest I get to having a religion.
You should message me if
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You have a message for me, obviously.