The last girl I dated canceled my birthday and regifted my cake. Just don't be that bad and we'll be fine.

is selling hats. It is much sexier if I say it in french. Not much more, but a small bit.

For a brief moment, I owed a celebrity money.

finishing sentences that okc starts.

is my hair.

My favorite book is the Fifty Year Sword. I love books by Borges, Vonnegut and Updike. I'm also a comic nerd. I like reading stories by Morrison, Gaiman and Carey.

My favorite shows are The Wire, Breaking Bad, John from Cincinnati, Twin Peaks and Perfect Strangers.

Music is City & Colour, Attack in Black, Death from Above 1979, Fucked Up, The Walkmen and Mike Doughty.

Movies are Blue Velvet, Blade Runner, Aliens, Gremlins, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Return of the Killer Tomatoes, Matinee, Groundhog Day...

If you were the baltic sea and I were a cup.

dancing to new wave synth.

is that when I was four, I begged my mother not to get me and my soon-to-be baby brother confused by reminding her where all of my birthmarks and scars were. shhhh!

you think 'where's the crime in wasting time with you?'