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thomasenglish

40 M Montreal, Quebec, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a personable nerd that doesn't really enjoy the idea of being asked to summarize myself in a personal self-summary.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I write popular software for iPhone and iPads. I also spend a lot of time writing things for myself that I hope will one day be useful for others. What am I doing with my life right now? I'm filling out a cold hearted yet warmly worded web-form in order to meet people I'd otherwise not have had the opportunity to meet. I can say that with some certainty because I work alone, at home, and my secretary has a beard and sells me a six pack of beer and isn't really my secretary so much as they happen to work at the convenience store across the street.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Filling out forms that ask personal questions while evading the intent and thereby subverting the entire process. Also, painting Easter Eggs. I'm really good at that. I assume. I've never really tried it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Oh, come on. No one ever tells you the first thing they ever notice about you. That's just a silly question. I have no idea what the first thing people usually notice about me is.

Coffee stains on my shirt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Harry Potter.

For all of the above.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Well, I've narrowed it down to two. There are two things I could never do without. But I'll be buggered before I tell a robot web-form what they are. One is eating. I do feel like I couldn't do without eating.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The most effective way to respond to questions posed by a robot web-from. Also, puppies, flowers and the other thing I could never do without.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, enjoying socializing with people I know and love and avoiding spending time answering questions from robot web-forms.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm answering questions for a robot web-form.
You should message me if
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You're a robot web-form.