thomasenglish
41 Montreal, Quebec, CA
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My self-summary
I'm a personable nerd that doesn't really enjoy the idea of being asked to summarize myself in a personal self-summary.

I once had a photo of Christopher Reeve up but someone reported me as not actually being Superman. My mistake. I can promise you 100% I am Kermit the Frog if you can do a bit of Fini Science on the show. Yaaaaaaay!
What I’m doing with my life
I write popular software for iPhone and iPads. I also spend a lot of time writing things for myself that I hope will one day be useful for others. What am I doing with my life right now? I'm filling out a cold hearted yet warmly worded web-form in order to meet people I'd otherwise not have had the opportunity to meet. I can say that with some certainty because I work alone, at home, and my secretary has a beard and sells me a six pack of beer and isn't really my secretary so much as they happen to work at the convenience store across the street.
I’m really good at
Filling out forms that ask personal questions while evading the intent and thereby subverting the entire process. Also, painting Easter Eggs. I'm really good at that. I assume. I've never really tried it.
The first things people usually notice about me
Oh, come on. No one ever tells you the first thing they ever notice about you. That's just a silly question. I have no idea what the first thing people usually notice about me is.

Coffee stains on my shirt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Harry Potter.

For all of the above.
The six things I could never do without
Well, I've narrowed it down to two. There are two things I could never do without. But I'll be buggered before I tell a robot web-form what they are. One is eating. I do feel like I couldn't do without eating.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The most effective way to respond to questions posed by a robot web-from. Also, puppies, flowers and the other thing I could never do without.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends, enjoying socializing with people I know and love and avoiding spending time answering questions from robot web-forms.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm answering questions for a robot web-form.
You should message me if
You're a robot web-form.
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