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thomasgrinchon

30 Chicago, IL Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jul 25, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
EXCERPT FROM "One Continuous Mistake Forever: A Philosophic Examination of the Key Actions and Inactions of Thomas Grinchon" BY VIVIAN DARKBLOOM (1931):

"While it has been variously said that Grinchon's essence; a core at once courageous and uncertain, a powerful strength of will forever misdirected by the anxieties of incomplete information (so very much the problem of modern man!); lies in his intelligence, or his misanthropy, or his fevered desire for a better world, it is this author's opinion that we should view Grinchon's life not as the series of (and let's not shit ourselves here) rather ordinary events, but rather the way he himself viewed it: as the sum of the could-have-beens and should-have-dones and why-didn't-he-justs which hung about his every day like skulking vultures. For it is the shades of these realities that almost came to be which add the depth of feeling and nuance of character that makes Grinchon's life at once so extraordinary, and so, well, typical.
What I’m doing with my life
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EXCERPT FROM "How He Completely Obliterated All of the Stupid Little Boxes We Used to Put Around Every Damn Thing: Grinchon's Life up to the The Great and Utter Reversal" BY JOHN SHADE (2001)

"Grinchon's mid twenties is a period that has undergone much scrutiny over the years as it is theorized that it was then that the First Cataclysmic Sentence was being constructed. These were seemingly peaceful years for Grinchon - he worked at a coffee shop while attending nursing school and spent most of his time in cafes and bars with his friends or with a book. It is astonishing to think of him at this time, going about his life as though he hadn't already conceived the violent reworking of our feeble attempts at civilization and its half hearted moralities."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Chess and hugs. Basically.

Oh, and probably owning you in a debate. Sorry.
The first things people usually notice about me
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EXCERPTS FROM "Peering into the Abyss: First Impressions of Grinchon" COLLECTED BY WITTMAN AH SINGH (2011):

"And when I saw him approaching me I thought I must be dead for this vision of terrible beauty stalking toward me can only be the Merciful Angel, come to ferry my soul to Elysium."
- Ronald Reagan

"The eyes! My God! Like sneaky keyhole peeks into Hell..."
- Steve Albini

"At first I thought it was some kind of earthquake or something, but I was the only one shaking... it was his voice, he was ordering some kind of sandwich... It was only a few seconds afterward that I realized that I'd come four times while he was speaking."
- Simone de Beauvoir
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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...James Baldwin, Scott Walker, Krzysztof Kieslowski, William Gaddis, Tom Waits, The Magnetic Fields, Saul Williams, Moby Dick, Preacher, Thomas Pynchon, A Song of Ice and Fire, Sam Cooke, Tripmaster Monkey, Kar Wai Wong, Haruki Murakami, Sergio Leone, Roxy Music, Tolkien, Bowie, Kanye, William Gass, Buffy, Jim Jarmusch, PJ Harvey, Guillermo del Toro, Flannery O' Connor, Frank Herbert, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, Talking Heads, super nintendo RPGs, 2666, Deadwood, Gene Wolfe, El-P, Twin Peaks, Cormac McCarthy, Amy Hempel, Sam Cooke, Gary Oldman, Carson McCullers, Howlin' Wolf, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Smog, Vladimir Nabokov, Leonard Cohen, Mirah, Joe Frank, Black Books...

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The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six beautiful women to pee on when I'm angry.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Narratives. How we all basically invent stories about ourselves and the world in an attempt to provide meaning where none actually exists.

How to get into your pants.
You should message me if
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you are interested in becoming my professional biographer, my bodyguard, or one of my six things I could never do without.

Just do it. I mean, who doesn't want more friends?