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41 / M / Straight / Single

Gainesville, Florida

His Details

Last Online
Online now!
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Construction / Craftsmanship
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm kind of modest when describing myself, and I really dislike the use of adjectives. Sure, the world would be a dull place without them (come on, that was a funny grammar joke) but it seems they are overused in these situations. Instead, I am just going to write down some random thoughts in my decidedly west coast vernacular. Actually I'm pretty much average like everyone else here, well maybe 30% more awesome. Ooops......adjective.

I'm originally from Los Angeles, I've been poking around Gainesville for two years, but I really haven't gotten out and explored much. I purposely misspell some words to make it look like I don't use the spell check feature even though I totally do.

I can't cook. Cooking, I believe, is an art form. I got a C in art class. Although, art is subjective, so maybe I'm just an abstract cook. I do like to bake, baking is a science, and I am so totally down with science and stuff. While I a can bake, I end up just putting a big blob of frosting on everything. Yet another art form I have not mastered.

I'm also like, super handy around the house with construction and stuff. Although, If I come over to fix something at your house, and you have cookies, I'm totally going to steal them.

I'm pretty sure that I don't believe in ghosts, but I'm also pretty sure my house is haunted. Of course, I also thought the last house I lived in was haunted. That turned out to be a very angry raccoon living in the attic. I don't know, maybe it could have been a demon or something. Either way, I never went back up into the attic. What if Bigfoot really is blurry in real life, and it's not the photographers fault?

I love Mexican food, and hate seafood. My favorite legume is the cashew and my favorite nut is Anne Heche.

Well, there is more to me than this, I hope. I just didn't want to make this thing all long and boring. Yay!

Note: I don't actually talk like this in person, it's just my messed up writing style. And for some reason, I keep adding stuff to the beginning and ending of my profile, but never edit the middle.

Recently, I sent a message to a girl. In her profile, she said that you could ask her anything. So, I asked her if she had a Steven A Bagen refrigerator magnet. She didn't respond. I think she thought I was an idiot. She may be right.
What I’m doing with my life
I wander around and do stuff. I'm also writing dopey profiles on dating sites, apparently.
I’m really good at
Being modest about the stuff that I am really good at. Hmmm, I guess I'm really good at irony too.
The first things people usually notice about me
I smile a lot. I'm really easy to amuse.
The six things I could never do without
Calcium, potassium, chlorine, magnesium, cobalt, fluorine.... Sorry, dumb chemistry joke.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I'm supposed to be writing, and why are there so many questions.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If I admit it, then it really isn't private anymore.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
If you want to. I mean, it really is your choice, after all.