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26 • Brooklyn, NY • Woman
I’m looking for
- Ages 27-33
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Sep 26, 2014
- 5' 4" (1.63m)
- Body Type
- Used up
- Other but it’s not important
- Working on University
- English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
i'm also typically pulling my hair to make it grow faster because thats a thing right? my handler says i can be in the westminster dog show when my hair is half an inch longer. oh the god damn agony.
my sense of color is spot fucking on.
have you seen female trouble? i'm pretty good at acting out the car crash scene between taffy and herself. thats actually me.
oh yea i can whistle and make work REALLY fun.
my blahblahblahtiful hair
my blahblahblahtiful body
my owner just got me a gold leash that reflects the sun directly into the eyes of predators... so theres that.
aliens and anorexia (literally that soup scene can you deal)
blood and guts in high school (much like myself kathy acker is a crack fueled genius who might have been on crack but maybe not but maybe)
basketball diaries was pretty precious
tears for fears
bay city rollers
but typically only the ramones and madonna.
ok okokkk like ummm...
nail polish remover.
my girl missy
a mini backpack
slip proof shoes but thats boring so like really funky fun sexy accessories and or shirts.
my strawberry switchblade/klaus nomi t-shirts. not because they're my idols or whatever but literally thats most of my wardrobe.
moving to california
moving to new orleans
biking through south america
how i'm so glad i'm not stoned.
getting out of the city
BUT ON TUESDAYS WATCH OUT WHIRLD.
seriously, i wrote this thing 4 years ago and this is the ONLY thing that is true, has stayed true, and will stay true.
other than that, i'm looking to get out of the city TYPICALLY, if you love swimming in the ocean and riding bikes through the city in the middle of the night, or have a motorcycle and are lookin for a hot chick to warm the back of your bike.
this is also your mantra
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