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thora_burch

25 Brooklyn, NY Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 27–33
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 26
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Often
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it matters a lot
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
i've been working hard on sounding like a 25 year old female living a life in new york. actually, i am a 90 year old well dressed woman who shouldnt be smoking but i actually do. my best friend is my girl missy who looks like a cat but she's actually an afghan hound. also, i look like a human which is unfortunate because i'm actually a show poodle.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
slinging chicken and making zines bitches.

i'm also typically pulling my hair to make it grow faster because thats a thing right? my handler says i can be in the westminster dog show when my hair is half an inch longer. oh the god damn agony.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
i've got the body of a 1980s italo disco pop star and i know how to swivel well.

my sense of color is spot fucking on.
have you seen female trouble? i'm pretty good at acting out the car crash scene between taffy and herself. thats actually me.

oh yea i can whistle and make work REALLY fun.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my blahblahblahtiful eyes
my blahblahblahtiful hair
my blahblahblahtiful body

my owner just got me a gold leash that reflects the sun directly into the eyes of predators... so theres that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
traci lords' autobiography
aliens and anorexia (literally that soup scene can you deal)
blood and guts in high school (much like myself kathy acker is a crack fueled genius who might have been on crack but maybe not but maybe)
basketball diaries was pretty precious

thin lizzy
skinny puppy
tears for fears
dead moon
bay city rollers
missing persons
but typically only the ramones and madonna.

kewpie
cream cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
0mg only SIX?1
ok okokkk like ummm...
beer.
nail polish
nail polish remover.
my girl missy
a mini backpack
slip proof shoes but thats boring so like really funky fun sexy accessories and or shirts.

my strawberry switchblade/klaus nomi t-shirts. not because they're my idols or whatever but literally thats most of my wardrobe.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
WILL I EVER FIND ANOTHER AQUARIAN WHO IS COOL LIKE ME????!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????!!!!!!

moving to california
moving to new orleans
biking through south america
how i'm so glad i'm not stoned.
getting out of the city
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
i have an early bedtime because i work in the mornings on weekends.
BUT ON TUESDAYS WATCH OUT WHIRLD.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I.AM.A.BRAT.
seriously, i wrote this thing 4 years ago and this is the ONLY thing that is true, has stayed true, and will stay true.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
come at me with a joke girl.

other than that, i'm looking to get out of the city TYPICALLY, if you love swimming in the ocean and riding bikes through the city in the middle of the night, or have a motorcycle and are lookin for a hot chick to warm the back of your bike.

this is also your mantra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNM7dOx6aDI
xoxo