This profile is a work-in progress.

I am a work-in progress?

My name is Tori. My favorite part of the day is when I bring my dog for a walk. He's probably the coolest person I know. I don't like working out. But I do it anyways. I loved playing rugby in college. Working on getting my motorcycle license. Will probably be a while. And I adore bar trivia. I always lose. The sports section kills me every time. I have a severe case of wanderlust. I studied art in Vienna, Austria and found my way to different parts of Europe. Hopefully it is just the beginning of my travels. I have a dry and often morbid sense of humor. Please don't take too much offense. Now I feel like I'm giving too much away. So basically I'll end with this; in this digital age I'm finding it harder to connect. The bar scene etc. is a joke. So here I am.

Searching for the right motivation.

Learning to hula hoop like a champ...hopefully.

Working on my art and writing.

Picking a grad school.

Hating Sallie Mae. All day, everyday.

Making bullet points.

Talking in circles. Is anyone else dizzy?

Oh and making bad jokes.

Once I speak usually that I could be considered a bit snarky. Before that probably my long hair.

Books: Mostly fiction. Recently The Hunger Games. Distopias are always interesting. I really like the Beats Generation. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Electric Kool Aid Acid Test, Train Spotting... And poetry is enjoyable. I'm a huge fan of Poe.

Movies: I love movies. I'll watch pretty much anything. Roadhouse is one of my all time favs. Jurassic Park, Inception, Hot Rod, Snakes on a Plane, Wrist Cutters: A Love Story, The Dreamers, Bully, etc. And I believe that the worst movies can sometimes make for the best entertainment.

Shows: I do watch t.v. Seems to be an uncool thing to admit these days. Sons of Anarchy, The League, Game of Thrones, Archer, Fast n' Loud, Shameless, Warehouse 13, Dexter, The Walking Dead, Ink Master, etc.

Music: Red Hot Chili Peppers are my go to band. I tend to let music find me rather than actively look for new stuff. Pandora has really helped me out in this way. I'm always open to suggestions.

Artist: For me art/artist are just as important as these other categories. Claude Monet, Friedensreich Hundertwasser, Jenny Saville, Tracy Emin, Isaiah Zagar, Pablo Picasso, Andre Serrano, and a million more. Always on the hunt for new art!

Food: I'm an adventurous eater. However I believe you can never go wrong with simple things like Wings & Beer.

1. Rocks...my dog
2. Art
3. Naps
4. Useless trivia
5. Spell Check
6. Reruns

Evolution. Equality. Everything that begins with the letter E.

Hoping the night will be anything but typical. Sometimes I succeed.

Instead of a private section I'm going to use this section more as a disclaimer...haha

I hate over use of emoticons...you can't possibly be smiling that much.

I don't like bacon. But I can and will cook it up like a pro for the right person.

Hipsters are the worst.

I have the flirting style/ability of an 8 year old. And am as subtle as a mac truck.

I love Hanson.

I am probably worse with technology than your grandma.

When I'm bored or stuck in a waiting room I answer the questions on this site.

Now that you are are most certainly scared away, shall we move on to the next section?

If you know who you are and what you want. Or you have a beard. Or all of the above.

Please leave any and all baggage at the door.