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27 F Providence, RI

I’m looking for

  • Straight men only
  • Ages 26–36
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 21
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This profile is a work-in progress.

I am a work-in progress?

My name is Tori. My favorite part of the day is when I bring my dog for a walk. He's probably the coolest person I know. I don't like working out. But I do it anyways. I loved playing rugby in college. And I adore bar trivia. I always lose. The sports section kills me every time. I have a severe case of wanderlust. I studied art in Vienna, Austria and found my way to different parts of Europe. Hopefully it is just the beginning of my travels. I have a dry and often morbid sense of humor. Please don't take too much offense. Now I feel like I'm giving too much away. So basically I'll end with this; in this digital age I'm finding it harder to connect. The bar scene etc. is a joke. So here I am.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Searching for the right motivation.

Learning to hula hoop like a champ...hopefully.

Working on my art and writing.

Working for the Man. (I'm a state employee.)

Picking a grad school.

Hating Sallie Mae. All day, everyday.

Making bullet points.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fitting a lot of stuff into a small amount a space. I'm like the Mary Poppins of packing.

Talking in circles. Is anyone else dizzy?

Oh and making bad jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Once I speak usually that I could be considered a bit snarky. Before that probably my long hair. Just chopped off all my hair. So now I have no idea. *Short hair photo coming soon!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Mostly fiction. Currently reading Player Piano. Recently The Hunger Games. Distopias are always interesting. I really like the Beats Generation. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Electric Kool Aid Acid Test, Train Spotting... And poetry is enjoyable. I'm a huge fan of Poe.

Movies: I love movies. I'll watch pretty much anything. Roadhouse is one of my all time favs. Jurassic Park, Inception, Hot Rod, Snakes on a Plane, Wrist Cutters: A Love Story, The Dreamers, Bully, etc. And I believe that the worst movies can sometimes make for the best entertainment.

Shows: I do watch t.v. Seems to be an uncool thing to admit these days. Sons of Anarchy, The League, Game of Thrones, Archer, Shameless, Warehouse 13, Dexter, The Walking Dead, Ink Master, etc.

Music: Red Hot Chili Peppers are my go to band. I tend to let music find me rather than actively look for new stuff. Pandora has really helped me out in this way. I'm always open to suggestions.

Artist: For me art/artist are just as important as these other categories. Claude Monet, Friedensreich Hundertwasser, Jenny Saville, Tracy Emin, Isaiah Zagar, Pablo Picasso, Andre Serrano, and a million more. Always on the hunt for new art!

Food: I'm an adventurous eater. However I believe you can never go wrong with simple things like Wings & Beer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Rocks, my dog and Boba Fett, my cat.
2. Art
3. Naps
4. Useless trivia
5. Spell Check
6. Reruns
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Evolution. Equality. Everything that begins with the letter E.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hoping the night will be anything but typical. Sometimes I succeed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Instead of a private section I'm going to use this section more as a disclaimer...haha

I hate over use of can't possibly be smiling that much.

I don't like bacon. (I know, I know) But I can and will cook it up like a pro for the right person.

Hipsters are the worst.

I have the flirting style/ability of an 8 year old. And am as subtle as a mac truck.

I love Hanson and am addicted to 80's Degrassi.

I am probably worse with technology than your grandma.

When I'm bored or stuck in a waiting room I answer the questions on this site.

My dog sleeps in my bed. Sometimes it feels more like he is letting me sleep in his bed. Its certainly what he believes.

Now that you are are most certainly scared away, shall we move on to the next section?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
"If you're not into yoga and you've got half a brain."

If you know who you are and what you want. Or you have a beard. Or you want to go on an adventure. Or you have a cool story or joke to share. Or all of the above.

Please leave any and all baggage at the door.

And no I do NOT want to be your friend with benefits. I didn't list casual sex for a reason.