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threatenmecool

36 Mississauga, Ontario, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–100
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I am post-pansexual and monopolyamorous. I like fluorescent-light dinners and short walks on the beach.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am a musician, writer, and activist.

But what am I really DOING with my life? I don't know. I have no idea, to be honest.

I feel out of place, since everyone else on here seems to be happy, secure, fulfilled, self-actualized. Their lives are perfect and they have it all figured out.

Well I'll be the first to admit it. I don't have any of it figured out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
guitar, cooking, writing, art, yoga, sticking it to the man, and Simpsons trivia (don't even try challenging me, you will lose)
The first things people usually notice about me
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Hmm I dunno. I've been told I have a nice voice... so maybe that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: "The Prophet" by Kahlil Gibran, anything by Kurt Vonnegut or Hermann Hesse. I read a lot of non-fiction too. I think everyone should read "The Spirit Molecule" by Rick Strassman. It will change your life. No, really.

Movies: Grizzly Man, Waking Life, Pumpkin, Me and You and Everyone We Know, American History X, Crumb, Lost In Translation, Supertroopers, The Comedy, Catfish, Billy Madison, Freddy Got Fingered, The Idiots (aka Idioterne), anything by Tarantino, favorite genre is documentaries

Shows: Sopranos, Breaking Bad, The Wire, Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, The Office, Boardwalk Empire, Walking Dead, Girls, House of Cards

Music: Ween, Air, Nirvana, Björk, Wu-Tang, Cat Power, Aphex Twin, Public Enemy, Pixies, Bikini Kill, Dead Kennedys, Simon & Garfunkel, classical stuff, way too many to name.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. books
2. a guitar
3. the internet
4. indian food
5. ?
6. profit!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the pineal gland, our relationship with animals, why people think Jay Leno is funny, etc
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
in love like that guy in that song
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I hate olives but I still get them on veggie subs, because otherwise I feel like I'm getting ripped off.
You should message me if
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you would like to make music, you would like to say hi, or you would like to ask me to join your cult (I'm the highly suggestible type)

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