I am post-pansexual and monopolyamorous. I like fluorescent-light dinners and short walks on the beach.

CARE BEAR STARE! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!

I am a musician and writer

But what am I really DOING with my life? I don't know. I have no idea, to be honest.

I feel out of place, since everyone else on here seems to be happy, secure, fulfilled, self-actualized. Their lives are perfect and they have it all figured out.

Well I'll be the first to admit it. I don't have any of it figured out

guitar, cooking, writing, art, yoga, sticking it to the man

Hmm I dunno. I've been told I have a nice voice... so maybe that.

Books: "The Prophet" by Kahlil Gibran, anything by Kurt Vonnegut or Hermann Hesse. I read a lot of non-fiction too. I think everyone should read "The Spirit Molecule" by Rick Strassman. It will change your life. No, really.

Movies: Grizzly Man, Waking Life, Pumpkin, Me and You and Everyone We Know, American History X, Crumb, Lost In Translation, Supertroopers, Catfish, Billy Madison, The Idiots (aka Idioterne), anything by Tarantino

Shows: Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, The Office

Music: Ween, Air, Nirvana, Björk, Wu-Tang, Cat Power, Aphex Twin, Public Enemy, Pixies, Bikini Kill, Dead Kennedys, classical stuff, way too many to name.

1. books
2. a guitar
3. the internet
4. indian food
5. ?
6. profit!

the pineal gland, our relationship with animals, why people think Jay Leno is funny, etc.

in love like that guy in that song

I hate olives but I still get them on veggie subs, because otherwise I feel like I'm getting ripped off.

you would like to make music, you would like to say hi, or you would like to ask me to join your cult (I'm the highly suggestible type).