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thrill_billy

34 M Nellis Afb, NV

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:10pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well, for starters, the sole self-proclamation I've been lucky enough to conduct rigorous analysis on is theoretical infiltration followed by a conclusive finalization to an immeasurable certainty. Thus, resulting in the fact that I am in no way, shape, form it facset differentiated in any way from my fellow x-chromatic counterparts in life, with one singular exception, and that is the simple variant of manner in which I construe the unfathomable vastness of existential transcendence ¦~]

*Disclaimer*....it does have the tendency to momentarily cause your entire neurologic structure instantaneous failings on cataclysmic measured from time to time but that's just part of the fun! An additional bonus point, if you will.

Now, for the accession of the far more irrelevant and largely equitable attributes pertinent to me, presuming that is if you've read thus far and are still shockingly found wanting more.....

I don't get jealous. I don't waste my time engulfed in mindless, self-induced drama that most feel the need to saturate themselves in. I don't care about how much money you make. I don't care if you have male friends in your life and I'd hope you wouldn't care about the female friends in mine. I don't get embarrassed. I don't get offended. I haven't forgotten how to open a door for a woman. I don't play video games. I'm always up for anything, at anytime, with anyone. I have discovered perfect music but there's always room for more. I believe 100% in you having your own time and there isn't a shadow of a doubt that I need mine. I'm well aware that "friendly flirting" means that it's simply flirtting with friendly intentions. I'm not the least bit intimidated by intelligent conversations, individual persuasions or passionate determinations. In fact, I only surround myself with individuals that live for passion, exploration and self-expansion. I will challenge all good challenges. I do not sweat the small stuff. I don't believe in depression or self-pity. I had no part in helping your mom out with your conception so I don't need to keep tabs on you or know who you're with at all times. I don't slip on a black robe everyday in order to sit behind a bench with a wooden gavel in hand, thus I am not here to be your judge, nor do I have the slightest interest in anyone's judgement of me. I don't wear Affliction or Tapout t-shirts and I couldn't care less about the meat sacks who roll around, dry humping each other in an octagon shaped cage. Yes, I'm an illustrated man and no, I didn't do it with the hopes of appearing bad boyish or to impress those that are attracted to "hot guys with tattoos." I have an appreciation for fine art and I just figured that the skin is merely a blank canvas so why not go ahead and add a few brush strokes here and there, making it a little more interesting to look at from time to time.
I've lived in my own skin long enough to know who and what I am. I like turkey sandwiches, dark beer, old cars, dive bars, 80's comedy flicks, coca-cola, traveling to non-tourist type destinations, large bodies of water, feeding my passions on a daily basis and playing music until my fingers bleed. I always have a job and make enough to live comfortably but in no way, shape or form does it define what I am. I am a free thinker. An artist and a musician first and foremost, everything else is simply a distant second. I'm not looking for fortune, fame, gold records or thousands of teenage girls screaming my name. I'm blessed enough just by being able to live and play in ways that make me happy. What else could a growing boy need?
Cheers.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am living it with a smile on my face.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Analyzing, deciphering and interpreting dreams.

Now, if that isn't an extraordinarily random skill for one to possess, I don't know what is.....

Word up party people!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Everyday, everywhere I go, people will tell me that I look like Brad Pitt.....no wait, I mean the vampire guy from those foo-foo vampire/warewolf trilogy flicks!
Yeah, that's who they mistake me for being. Yep.

Ok, none of that's true.

People say I remind them of the red-headed kid from the Partrige Family.
That one's true, unfortunately.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I enjoy an array of books, an assortment of movies, an ample variety of foods and I am an avid attendee of live shows all over Sacramento and the Bay.

Specifics on any of the above would most certainly result in me literally sitting here for approximately 13 hours and 37 minutes typing out each and every book read, movie viewed, food eaten and live musical excursion I've ever thoroughly enjoyed.

Would you read all of that shit anyway?

I highly doubt that you've read this far......

If so, why in the name of doo doo pie are you still reading this? I mean, it's quite apparent that I'm no longer on subject of the particular informative section that I continue writing in......and you continue reading!!

Stop, please.

You must have far more important matters at hand that require your immediate engagement so feel as free as you can ever be to close this application on your IPhone or Droid and attend a more useful or rewarding task.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
#1. An extremely ill-tempered yet quite adventerous Howler Monkey from the indigenous sector of the Congo.

#2. A vintage Sherman tank from World War II with minimal rust, three live turret shells and a full tank of gas.

#3. A brief yet mildly valid case of the "Fuck-its" disease. I haven't had a legitimate break out of those for about 4 years or so and I suspect that it's long overdue.
That's the one and only disease in the history of all history that's therapeutic for every man, woman and child alike.
It's true, I googled it.

#4. I speak for myself on this one due to the single outlying fact that I don't know you, hence there's no practical reason that I'd speak for you......but I could seriously fancy a Hawaiian Punch at this exact moment in time.
Now, I'm aware that I'll most likely maintain my current status in the cycle of life if I fail to consume that delicious tropical treat of a beverage but I'm just saying, they're pretty damn fantastic as well as abundantly refreshing!

#5. Any individual of any color, race or religion to apply an immediate and delicately firm amount of pressure at choice quadrants of my back, shoulders and neck while, at precisely the exact instance that this occurs, executing a deliberate sparatic "up-down-side-to-side" motions.
It's imparative that this is all done with impeccable precision and a daunting over-abundance of self-confidence so that the itch that's currently just of reach on the middle of my back is scratched to hell and beyond and this annoying shitty lil' itchy scratchy never returns for fear of what fashion of a horrific demise will once again be dealt on it's fate.

#6. I'm indeed certain now, beyond any and all doubt or reluctance, that there is something out there, existing amidst all living matter and currently residing upon this rather large, spinning spherical mud ball dubbed "Earth", that I "could live without" with the simplest of ease and that particular thing is all of the futile inquiries on this site! In my meager and adolescent attempt at some form of retort is simply by responding to the majority of them with such ass-headed answers and feebly randomized remarks that it will be a small miracle in itself that I land an actual night on the town in the good graces and favor of a splendidly attractive and vibrant woman (in addition to being of sound mind, of course)

Yes of course, I am well aware that the point of each question on here is to present the reader at least a minuscule idea to the nature of "who" or "what" you really are but, come on facebookers and twitter tweeters out there in internet land, let's face the music and safely assume that you still haven't the slightest inclination of the sort of lad I have thus evolved into for 36 years and counting......hell, to this very day, I'm still searching at great depths of mind, body and spirit, with the grandest of aspirations, to once and for all discover the true core of everything that is me.

It's highly probable that I definitely do not stand alone in this assessment on inner-vision, personal-quest or whatever head doctors have labeled it these days.
Of course, this is all simply one man's hypotheses and theory pertaining to an excruciatingly complex outlook.

All that being said, just know this......I beat my own drum, when marching and stuff......how's that for a little personal growth? What?? Yeah, that's right!
\=^]

How do.....he do......that voodoo....so well??
It's just how I do......to get a smile or two.....out of you.....boo boo (?)

**All above contents (fact or fiction) are for my own personal literary entertainment factor but mainly for your amusement and high hopes of squeezing a smile out of you or, better yet, an obnoxiously audible cackle, an extremely interruptive laugh or an inner-exposing giggle-to-snicker proceeded by the "No, shut-up, I did not just snort like a wee little !".......those always seem to make me laugh, especially on the very first occurrence.

***dictated but not read***
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ah damn, are you shitting me??

There's just no way, in the name of everything holy or not, that I'm going to touch this one!

I actually hold gainful employment so there's simply not enough time in a 24 hour period to sit down and conclusively complete an extensively detailed response to such an inviting inquiry.

I'd bet the farm that it would literally take me a month and three-quarters to gramatically manifest all the garbled contents that independently maintain each of their very own sporadically rapid pogo-slam dance in my cranial cavity......it's almost as if trying to compare all the subject matter to six or seven hundred mohawk dawning, spiked leather jacket wearing, Doc Martin stomping skin heads, all of which are completely piss drunk, totally ready for copious amounts of chaos and gathered all together in an endless mosh pit at some hardcore punk-rock show where the entire venue is the size of a broom closet, it just happens to be the hottest day of the year and the air-conditioner's been busted since the early '80's!

.....So come on down ya'll and jump on in, the water's fine!

.......please remember, for your safety, keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times.
And don't forget to hold on tight, have fun and enjoy the ride!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Finding myself subtly leaning in a precise direction of an inconspicuous breeze or just giving in to an instantaneously onset swoon of randomized gale-forced winds.
Yep, one of the two.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I admit that I am fairly capable at keeping things private.
Point of fact, I can keep a secret for as long as it needs keeping.......
See there, haven't told you one yet....well, with the exception of the one about being good at keeping things private and stuff.
Shut up
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
*You like being the most awesomest and girl in the whole wide world!

*You are simply capable of having a great time at an all-day retirement insurance seminar that's being held in a funeral parlor.

*You seem to laugh well with others, great right at them and the grandest of it all, directly at yourself.

*You have an exquisitely perfect, round, bubbly butt!

*You crave adventure, big and small. You are able to find the beauty of it all, even in minuscule and insignificant events. You've finally learned how to really open your eyes and truly see the miracles surrounding your very own private little existence which in turn persuades you to take an extra moment and try to think, see, and simply be outside of that tiny little box that we all seem to feel so cozy and safe within its confines and, the plain truth of it is, those waters can become dangerously stagnant, real fucking fast.
That is a null existence for any man, woman or child that still possesses a hearts beat!

*Oh yeah, and did I mention if you have an exquisitely nice, perfectly round, adorable bubble butt?
If so, I apologize immensely ¦~}