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34 M Nellis Afb, NV

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from two-year college
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well, for starters, the sole self-proclamation I've been lucky enough to conduct rigorous analysis on is theoretical infiltration followed by a conclusive finalization to an immeasurable certainty. Thus, resulting in the fact that I am in no way, shape, form it facset differentiated in any way from my fellow x-chromatic counterparts in life, with one singular exception, and that is the simple variant of manner in which I construe the unfathomable vastness of existential transcendence ¦~]

*Disclaimer* does have the tendency to momentarily cause your entire neurologic structure instantaneous failings on cataclysmic measured from time to time but that's just part of the fun! An additional bonus point, if you will.

Now, for the accession of the far more irrelevant and largely equitable attributes pertinent to me, presuming that is if you've read thus far and are still shockingly found wanting more.....

I don't get jealous. I don't waste my time engulfed in mindless, self-induced drama that most feel the need to saturate themselves in. I don't care about how much money you make. I don't care if you have male friends in your life and I'd hope you wouldn't care about the female friends in mine. I don't get embarrassed. I don't get offended. I haven't forgotten how to open a door for a woman. I don't play video games. I'm always up for anything, at anytime, with anyone. I have discovered perfect music but there's always room for more. I believe 100% in you having your own time and there isn't a shadow of a doubt that I need mine. I'm well aware that "friendly flirting" means that it's simply flirtting with friendly intentions. I'm not the least bit intimidated by intelligent conversations, individual persuasions or passionate determinations. In fact, I only surround myself with individuals that live for passion, exploration and self-expansion. I will challenge all good challenges. I do not sweat the small stuff. I don't believe in depression or self-pity. I had no part in helping your mom out with your conception so I don't need to keep tabs on you or know who you're with at all times. I don't slip on a black robe everyday in order to sit behind a bench with a wooden gavel in hand, thus I am not here to be your judge, nor do I have the slightest interest in anyone's judgement of me. I don't wear Affliction or Tapout t-shirts and I couldn't care less about the meat sacks who roll around, dry humping each other in an octagon shaped cage. Yes, I'm an illustrated man and no, I didn't do it with the hopes of appearing bad boyish or to impress those that are attracted to "hot guys with tattoos." I have an appreciation for fine art and I just figured that the skin is merely a blank canvas so why not go ahead and add a few brush strokes here and there, making it a little more interesting to look at from time to time.
I've lived in my own skin long enough to know who and what I am. I like turkey sandwiches, dark beer, old cars, dive bars, 80's comedy flicks, coca-cola, traveling to non-tourist type destinations, large bodies of water, feeding my passions on a daily basis and playing music until my fingers bleed. I always have a job and make enough to live comfortably but in no way, shape or form does it define what I am. I am a free thinker. An artist and a musician first and foremost, everything else is simply a distant second. I'm not looking for fortune, fame, gold records or thousands of teenage girls screaming my name. I'm blessed enough just by being able to live and play in ways that make me happy. What else could a growing boy need?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it one smile at a time along with breaching every boundary stood fast and held strong in front of me.
Leaps and bounds shall find no footing on hallowed grounds.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Analyzing, deciphering and interpreting the validity of your dreams.
This is, however, an infinitesimal scope of scientific theorem, hardly even scratched on the surfacing complexions of neuroscience but it surely does prove fascinating none the less.

Oh, and I'm also pretty fucking good at a few other things in the world as well but a gentlemanly scholar, such as myself, should never feel necessitations of tooting his own horn so I'll simply leave it for another time and conversation (inquisitions pending).

Yep. I'm good at being an ass most days as you may have clearly assumed by now. If not, just keep reading. The inevitability of it proving so will no doubt find you somewhere amidst my scriptural babble.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Seemingly everyday I leave the house people will tell me that I look exactly like Brad Pitt and that I wait, I mean the vampire guy from those foo-foo vampire/warewolf movies and.....ah shit, I am thinking of the Ryan Gossli...Gosssleengy guy from that one movie he was in, with the thing and the chick that was in it....
Yes, that's precisely who they mistake me for being. It's such a burden when you're as devastatingly dashing as I've grown to be.

Ok, none of that's true.

People sometimes mention that I vaguely remind them of the red-headed kid from the Partrige Family.
That one's true, unfortunately.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I enjoy an array of books, an assortment of movies, an ample variety of foods and I am an avid attendee of live shows wherein one may be discovered.

Specifics on any of the above would most certainly result in me literally sitting here for approximately 3 days, 13 hours and 37 minutes just to list each and every book read, movie viewed, food consumed and live musical excursion ever thoroughly enjoyed so let's leave this one for a later outing as well.

Would you read all of that shit anyway?

I highly doubt that you've read this far......

If so, why in the name of stinky booty doo doo pies are you still proceeding with this? I mean, it's quite apparent that I'm no longer even on the subject of the particular informative section......and still you continue reading?

Stop, please.

You must have far more important matters at hand that require your immediate attentive capabilities so please feel free to close this application on your digital enhancement of choice and attend more useful or rewarding engagements at once!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
#1. An extremely ill-tempered yet quite adventerous Howler Monkey from the indigenous sector of the Congo.

#2. A vintage Sherman tank from World War II with minimal rust, three live turret shells and a full tank of gas.

#3. A brief yet mildly valid case of the "Fuck-its" disease. I haven't had a legitimate break out of those for about 4 years or so and I suspect that it's long overdue.
That's the one and only disease in the history of all history that's therapeutic for every man, woman and child alike.
It's true, I googled it.

#4. I speak for myself on this one due to the single outlying fact that I don't know you, hence there's no practical reason that I'd speak for you......but I could seriously fancy a Hawaiian Punch at this exact moment in time.
Now, I'm aware that I'll most likely maintain my current status in the cycle of life if I fail to consume that delicious tropical treat of a beverage but I'm just saying, they're pretty damn fantastic as well as abundantly refreshing!

#5. Any individual of any color, race or religion to apply an immediate and delicately firm amount of pressure at choice quadrants of my back, shoulders and neck while, at precisely the exact instance that this occurs, executing a deliberate sparatic "up-down-side-to-side" motions.
It's imparative that this is all done with impeccable precision and a daunting over-abundance of self-confidence so that the itch that's currently just of reach on the middle of my back is scratched to hell and beyond and this annoying shitty lil' itchy scratchy never returns for fear of what fashion of a horrific demise will once again be dealt on it's fate.

#6. I'm indeed certain now, beyond any and all doubt or reluctance, that there is something out there, existing amidst all living matter and currently residing upon this rather large, spinning spherical mud ball dubbed "Earth", that I "could live without" with the simplest of ease and that particular thing is all of the futile inquiries on this site! In my meager and adolescent attempt at some form of retort is simply by responding to the majority of them with such ass-headed answers and feebly randomized remarks that it will be a small miracle in itself that I land an actual night on the town in the good graces and favor of a splendidly attractive and vibrant woman (in addition to being of sound mind, of course)

Yes of course, I am well aware that the point of each question on here is to present the reader at least a minuscule idea to the nature of "who" or "what" you really are but, come on facebookers and twitter tweeters out there in internet land, let's face the music and safely assume that you still haven't the slightest inclination of the sort of lad I have thus evolved into for 36 years and counting......hell, to this very day, I'm still searching at great depths of mind, body and spirit, with the grandest of aspirations, to once and for all discover the true core of everything that is me.

It's highly probable that I definitely do not stand alone in this assessment on inner-vision, personal-quest or whatever head doctors have labeled it these days.
Of course, this is all simply one man's hypotheses and theory pertaining to an excruciatingly complex outlook.

All that being said, just know this......I beat my own drum, when marching and's that for a little personal growth? What?? Yeah, that's right!

How do.....he do......that well??
It's just how I get a smile or two.....out of boo (?)

**All above contents (fact or fiction) are for my own personal literary entertainment factor but mainly for your amusement and high hopes of squeezing a smile out of you or, better yet, an obnoxiously audible cackle, an extremely interruptive laugh or an inner-exposing giggle-to-snicker proceeded by the "No, shut-up, I did not just snort like a wee little !".......those always seem to make me laugh, especially on the very first occurrence.

***dictated but not read***
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ah damn, are you shitting me??

There's just no way, in the name of everything holyt, that I'm going to touch this one!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Finding myself subtly leaning in a precise direction of an inconspicuous breeze or just giving in to an instantaneously onset swoon of randomized gale-forced winds.
Yep, one of the two
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I admit that I am fairly capable at keeping things private.
Point of fact, I can keep a secret for as long as it needs keeping.......
See there, haven't told you one yet....well, with the exception of the one about being good at keeping things private and stuff.
Shut up
You should message me if
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*You like being the most awesomest and girl in the whole wide world!

*You are simply capable of having a great time at an all-day retirement insurance seminar that's being held in a funeral parlor.

*You seem to laugh well with others, great right at them and the grandest of it all, directly at yourself.

*You have an exquisitely perfect, round, bubbly butt!

*You crave adventure, big and small. You are able to find the beauty of it all, even in minuscule and insignificant events. You've finally learned how to really open your eyes and truly see the miracles surrounding your very own private little existence which in turn persuades you to take an extra moment and try to think, see, and simply be outside of that tiny little box that we all seem to feel so cozy and safe within its confines and, the plain truth of it is, those waters can become dangerously stagnant, real fucking fast.
That is a null existence for any man, woman or child that still possesses a hearts beat!

*Oh yeah, and did I mention if you have an exquisitely nice, perfectly round, adorable bubble butt?
If so, I apologize immensely ¦~}