thruthelukinglas
28 Philadelphia, PA
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My self-summary
I'm a very down to earth, carefree boy. I take mostly everything with a grain of salt, and I generally like to have a good time, laugh, and above all else: make people smile. There are not enough smiles in the world.

I love throwing dinner parties and get-togethers. Cooking is a passion and I find cleaning very therapeutic. I do enjoying going out, and every once in a while I will carry on like a white woman and drink a bit too much. I love to dance and yearn to travel more.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a major in ponies, with a minor in butterflies. But I'm thinking of switching my major to something more mature... Maybe horsies.
I’m really good at
Cooking, cleaning, quoting nearly anything you can imagine, grammar, incoherent mumbling, talking through movies, giving really bad advice, mass effect 3, and finding great restaurants and events in the city.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love science research books with extremely fascinating subject matter.

My favorite books include:
Stiff - the life of the human cadaver (Mary Roach)
Spook - science tackles the afterlife (Mary Roach)
Bonk - the curious coupling of science and sex (Mary Roach)
Packing For Mars - the curious science if life in the void (Mary Roach)
Gulp - adventures on the alimentary canal (Mary Roach)
The six things I could never do without
Mary Kate Olsen
Aspartame
Wobbly Ikea furniture
My impossibly high cheekbones (for all intents and purposes, we'll count cheekbones as one thing),
Pretty Pony Hoof Polish
Branches Magazine for Seniors
I spend a lot of time thinking about
There's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it, but it's close.
On a typical Friday night I am
In bed by 7
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm bad at turning things - keys, knobs... Doors are a big challenge.
You should message me if
You want to come over and play True American, then have hangover eggs in the morning.

Or

You're a drunk

Or

You like jazz

Or

You have a pulse
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