**And...currently rewriting this literary atrocity of a profile**
I'm a writer. I spend my time observing human nature, human interaction, the flaws of humanity, and then make fun of it, in truly cruel ways. Just joshing. I'm a novelist and a comic book writer. Working studiously on creating books that don't end up being coasters or fireplace kindling.
The next statement is for clarification, and not intended to sound arrogant.
I'm an ex-member of Mensa. I say this because in the past, I've had to suppress that rather integral part of my personality, in an attempt to not alienate potential partners. That proved problematic, and drove me, in a phrase, up the freaking wall. There's nothing more stultifying than having to curb your nature, to make someone else comfortable.
Ain't doing that anymore. So, best be prepared gentle souls, the mad genius is come, and he's bringing all of his toys with him. *Maniacal laughter*