thumper1117
49 Garland, TX
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My self-summary
I am a very social person who looks for new experiences. I like wit and enjoy quirky. I'm outgoing and spontaneous. I believe personality, sexuality and physical attraction give a relationship passion. I'm very independent yet loyal. Seeking one who is sincere and secure in who she is.

Please if you live over 30 miles away from 75043 keep going...
I don't date AA nor BBW, just my choice.
If your pictures are more than a year old, glamor shorts or straight from the new frame you just bought (shop lifted) from Target don't waste your time stalking me.

and...

Underwater BB stacking anything but ...

Please if you must bring your children on a first date, all I ask for is a little advanced notice and a hint of respect, unlike the 15 year old daughter of one date who's first spoken words, in front of me to her mother were "I thought we were getting dinner out of this"
You know who you are
What I’m doing with my life
Proving that Bigfoot goes to Supercuts
I’m really good at
Useless spontaneous wandering, shopping and under water BB stacking
The first things people usually notice about me
I might not be wearing any pants
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book! I'm using it to level the air hockey table.

Movie: French black and white 3 stooges

Lip sinking Row Row Row your boat in Slovak Russian dialect
The six things I could never do without
6 Starbucks coffees with Rum, hold the coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I left my pants?
On a typical Friday night I am
Behind the police station letting the air out of the tires
You should message me if
You...
do not have psychotic tendencies.
are not codependent.
you have a job, a car and you are not living with your parents.
you can swim.
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