Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a very social person who looks for new experiences. I like wit
and enjoy quirky. I'm outgoing and spontaneous. I believe
personality, sexuality and physical attraction give a relationship
passion. I'm very independent yet loyal. Seeking one who is sincere
and secure in who she is.
Please if you live over 30 miles away from 75043 keep
I don't date AA nor BBW, just my choice.
If your pictures are more than a year old, glamor shorts or
straight from the new frame you just bought (shop lifted) from
Target don't waste your time stalking me.
Underwater BB stacking anything but ...
Please if you must bring your children on a first date, all I ask
for is a little advanced notice and a hint of respect, unlike the
15 year old daughter of one date who's first spoken words, in front
of me to her mother were "I thought we were getting dinner out of
You know who you are
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Proving that Bigfoot goes to Supercuts
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Useless spontaneous wandering, shopping and under water BB stacking
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I might not be wearing any pants
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book! I'm using it to level the air hockey table.
Movie: French black and white 3 stooges
Lip sinking Row Row Row your boat in Slovak Russian dialect
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6 Starbucks coffees with Rum, hold the coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Behind the police station letting the air out of the tires
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
do not have psychotic tendencies.
are not codependent.
you have a job, a car and you are not living with your
you can swim.
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