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tick44

47 M Maidenhead, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 37–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:31pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
High school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ok this is tricky but here goes! I have a good sense of humour,which can be a little dry,but not to the dull extreme.
I've good manners but have a tendency to swear too much but usually not in
inappropriate situations...don't worry,know when to curb it,so you won't be embarrassed when we have tea with Royalty.

Not done things conventionally in my life but hey,what's odd to some people, is perfectly alright to others.
I'm young at heart and in mind,would say body but that would be a blatant lie!!

Slight update....Body not 100% at the moment but on the mend,all be it slowly. I know what you're thinking...catch of day haha
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Seem to be spending far too much of my time reading questions and answers on here....the housework and shopping are starting to suffer..as is my eyesight ;-))
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good with most things practical.
In fact,if I put my mind to it,I can turn my hand to a lot of things.
Pretty damn handy in the kitchen department too,so you won't go hungry :-)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile and my stunning good looks!
( please refer back to previous Q&A regarding eyesight)
I've already had my appointment at the opticians and reading glasses are heading my way. Photo will be posted...deep joy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Like most types of films,fairly open to new ideas but some arty farty ones can be hard work.

Love reading but struggling to find the time at the moment,what with all the constant messages I receive on here.

Most musicals bore me rigid,don't really get it. Not really seen much theatre/plays and I'm sure I've missed out on some crackers.

I eat like a horse and I'll eat nearly anything,really not fussy,but please don't even think of making me eat dumplings!!
Please...no freaky eaters,it's just too hard and tiresome to cook for.

Like and also open to different types of music,too many to mention.
Was a bit of a rocker,back in the day and to my kids annoyance,still thump out a bit of AC/DC,Foo Fighters and the like in the car...oh well,they'll survive.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family
Phone ( sad I know)
Jeans
The obvious
Roast dinners
Tea / coffee
A calculator
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why you don't message me first?That way I'm not inflicting myself on some unfortunate soul :-)
Wondering if my long, thought out guff is actually read or have the pics already put you off? Haha.
Also whether I'm the only one on here that doesn't climb mountains,runs morning,day and night,have constant foreign holidays and then finally welded to a mountain bike!! I must say,the relationship bit and sex must be amazing!!!
But that said,those that partake in the gym with all the gear,is fine by me...just don't expect me to wear it. Haha

Yes I know....I'm sure you can do so much better but you really won't know unless you try.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being the grumpy bugger at Sainsburys but only for the shortest possible time.
Sometimes I'm up for a challenge and do it on a Saturday morning.all depends how adventurous I feel.
Update....really can't be arsed to do it on Fridays anymore,so Saturdays it is. Don't ever call me unadventurous.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you ask I'll tell you and no,it doesn't involve anything dodgy.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're honest,affectionate,like to laugh,not too serious and can communicate.
Also if you're not too straight laced and all you think about is shopping. Ok..I'll let you off the shopping bit,as long as you don't expect me to be trudging along.

Oh and obviously if you think you could wake up next to this face eventually.Not a pretty sight i know,but there you go.

My every intention is to actually meet up,I get bored with endless emails and also,those that think communication is a few words every other day....think again!

Don't have access to the rate me feature,quick match etc,so just give me another clue instead....like...Hello!