Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ok this is tricky but here goes! I have a good sense of
humour,which can be a little dry,but not to the dull extreme.
I've good manners but have a tendency to swear too much but usually
inappropriate situations...don't worry,know when to curb it,so you
won't be embarrassed when out and about.
Not done things conventionally in my life but hey,what's odd to
some people, is perfectly alright to others.
I'm young at heart and in mind,would say body but that would be a
Slight update....Body not 100% at the moment but on the mend,all be
it slowly. I know what you're thinking...catch of day haha
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Seem to be spending far too much of my time reading questions and
answers on here....the housework and shopping are starting to
suffer..as is my eyesight ;-))
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good with most things practical.
In fact,if I put my mind to it,I can turn my hand to a lot of
Pretty damn handy in the kitchen department too,so you won't go
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile and my stunning good looks!
( please refer back to previous Q&A regarding eyesight)
I've already had my appointment at the opticians and reading
glasses are heading my way. Photo will be posted...deep joy.
Actually,decided not to because I just look like a bell end!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Like most types of films,fairly open to new ideas but some arty
farty ones can be hard work.
Love reading but struggling to find the time at the moment,what
with all the constant messages I receive on here...yeah
Most musicals bore me rigid,don't really get it. Not really seen
much theatre/plays and I'm sure I've missed out on some
I eat like a horse and I'll eat nearly anything,really not
fussy,but please don't even think of making me eat
Please...no freaky eaters,it's just too hard and tiresome to cook
Like and also open to different types of music,too many to
Was a bit of a rocker,back in the day and to my kids
annoyance,still thump out a bit of AC/DC,Foo Fighters and the like
in the car...oh well,they'll survive.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Phone ( sad I know)
Tea / coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why you don't message me first?That way I'm not inflicting myself
on some unfortunate soul :-)
Wondering if my long, thought out guff is actually read or have the
pics already put you off? Haha.
Also whether I'm the only one on here that doesn't climb
mountains,runs morning,day and night,have constant foreign holidays
and then finally welded to a mountain bike!! I must say,the
relationship bit and sex must be amazing??
But that said,those that partake in the gym with all the gear,is
fine by me...just don't expect me to wear it. Haha
Yes I know....I'm sure you can do so much better but you really
won't know unless you try.
Oh and where I live isn't in the "backend of bugger all"....it's
amazing,we have mainline trains into London and cars!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being the grumpy bugger at Sainsburys but only for the shortest
Sometimes I'm up for a challenge and do it on a Saturday
morning.all depends how adventurous I feel.
Update....really can't be arsed to do it on Fridays anymore,so
Saturdays it is. Don't ever call me unadventurous.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you ask I'll tell you and no,it doesn't involve anything dodgy.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're honest,affectionate,like to laugh,not too serious and can
Also if you're not too straight laced and all you think about is
shopping. Ok..I'll let you off the shopping bit,as long as you
don't expect me to be trudging along.
Oh and obviously if you think you could wake up next to this face
eventually.Not a pretty sight i know,but there you go.
My every intention is to actually meet up,I get bored with endless
emails and also,to those that think communication is a few words
every other day....think again!
Don't have access to the rate me feature,quick match etc,so just
give me another clue instead.
But if we do match,at least say hello...you might even like me.
So come on,if you fancy a chat then message me...got to be easier
than waiting for this fart in a trance!
And for those who don't or won't accept messages unless it's a
really high match...it's mostly bollocks!! Surely it's whether you
click via text and in person??
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