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47 M Maidenhead, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 37–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 29
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
High school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ok this is tricky but here goes! I'm honest,loyal and have a good sense of humour,which can be a little dry,but not to the dull extreme.
Have good manners but have a tendency to swear too much but usually not in
inappropriate situations...don't worry,know when to curb it.

Not done things conventionally in my life but hey,what's odd to some people, is perfectly alright to others.
I'm young at heart and in mind,would say body but that would be a blatant lie!!

Slight update....Body is in a bloody piss poor state but on the mend,all be it slowly. I know what you're thinking...catch of day haha
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Spending far too much of my time reading questions and answers on here....the housework and shopping are starting to is my eyesight ;-))
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good with most things practical.
In fact,if I put my mind to it,I can turn my hand to a lot of things.
Pretty damn handy in the kitchen dept too,so you won't go hungry :-)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile and my stunning good looks!
( please refer back to previous Q&A regarding eyesight)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Like most types of films,fairly open to new ideas.
I eat like a horse and I'll eat nearly anything,really not fussy,but please don't even think of making me eat dumplings!! fussy eaters!!!!!

Was a bit of a rocker,back in the day and to my kids annoyance,occasionally thump out a bit of AC/DC,Foo Fighters and the like in the car...oh well,they'll survive.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family
The obvious
Roast dinners
Tea / coffee
A calculator
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why you don't message me first?
That way I'm not inflicting myself on some unfortunate soul :-)
Wondering if my long, thought out guff is actually read or have the pics already put you off? Haha.

Yes I know....I'm sure you can do so much better.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being the grumpy bugger at Sainsburys but only for the shortest possible time.
Sometimes I'm up for a challenge and do it on a Saturday morning.all depends how adventurous I feel.
Update....really can't be arsed to do it on Fridays anymore,so Saturdays it is. Don't ever call me unadventurous.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you ask I'll tell you and no,it doesn't involve anything dodgy.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're honest,loving,like to laugh,not too serious and can communicate.
Also if you're not too straight laced and all you think about is shopping.

Oh and obviously if you think you could wake up next to this face eventually.Not a pretty sight i know,but there you go!

My every intention is to actually meet up,I get bored quickly with endless emails.

Don't have access to the rate me feature,quick match etc,so just give me another clue,hello.