Hey! Don't let the "Monster" part of my name scare you, I'm
actually quite friendly. I guess you could best describe me as
funny, charming and caring. You could also describe me as sarcastic
and cynical. It's all a matter of perspective.
I am interested in comedy, music, politics and all manner of nerdy
things. I've never had a serious relationship, and I think it's
about time to change that. I'm looking more for companionship than
sex, though I'm sure that's what most people use this site for.
Um... not much else to tell, other than you should message me
because I love chatting with interesting guys.
What I’m doing with my life
Learning programming languages and doing data administration for a
property management company.
I’m really good at
Making puns, playing chess, finding a different point of view and
The first things people usually notice about me
How should I know? I'm too busy noticing things about them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nirvana, The Black Keys, Tool,
Coldplay, Pendulum, The Bravery, Cake, Nine Inch Nails,
Movies: Star Wars (original trilogy), Fight Club, Clerks, Van
Wilder, Harold and Maude, Snatch, The Avengers, various
drama/sci-fi/action/cult/bad horror movies.
Shows: The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Americans, How I Met
Your Mother, Futurama, Firefly, NCIS, Friends, That 70's Show,
American Dad, Family Guy.
Books: Anything written by Dan Brown, The Exile by Allan Folsom,
any riveting drama/sci-fi with twists and complex characters.
Food: I'm not very picky. I enjoy Asian, Italian, Mexican,
Continental and most other foods.
The six things I could never do without
Laughter, music, intelligent conversation, sugar, and my car. All
I'm missing is you (please disregard if you are not my soul mate).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
All of my past mistakes
On a typical Friday night I am
Chilling with my stoner friends or playing racquetball.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I play Pokemon
You should message me if
You enjoy interesting conversation, want companionship, love
talking nerdy or are merely bored.