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25 Roseville, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 8, 2014
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Working on Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Hey! Don't let the "Monster" part of my name scare you, I'm actually quite friendly. I guess you could best describe me as funny, charming and caring. You could also describe me as sarcastic and cynical. It's all a matter of perspective.
I am interested in comedy, music, politics and all manner of nerdy things. I've never had a serious relationship, and I think it's about time to change that. I'm looking more for companionship than sex, though I'm sure that's what most people use this site for. Um... not much else to tell, other than you should message me because I love chatting with interesting guys.
What I’m doing with my life
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Learning programming languages and doing data administration for a property management company.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making puns, playing chess, finding a different point of view and singing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How should I know? I'm too busy noticing things about them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nirvana, The Black Keys, Tool, Coldplay, Pendulum, The Bravery, Cake, Nine Inch Nails, Soundgarden
Movies: Star Wars (original trilogy), Fight Club, Clerks, Van Wilder, Harold and Maude, Snatch, The Avengers, various drama/sci-fi/action/cult/bad horror movies.
Shows: The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Americans, How I Met Your Mother, Futurama, Firefly, NCIS, Friends, That 70's Show, American Dad, Family Guy.
Books: Anything written by Dan Brown, The Exile by Allan Folsom, any riveting drama/sci-fi with twists and complex characters.
Food: I'm not very picky. I enjoy Asian, Italian, Mexican, Continental and most other foods.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laughter, music, intelligent conversation, sugar, and my car. All I'm missing is you (please disregard if you are not my soul mate).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All of my past mistakes
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chilling with my stoner friends or playing racquetball.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I play Pokemon
You should message me if
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You enjoy interesting conversation, want companionship, love talking nerdy or are merely bored.