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ticktick-tock

42 M Columbus, OH

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey! You know what? I'm too lazy to write this! Is that ok?

I read... a lot. I run a lot.
I hate traffic and therefore hate driving... though I love road trips. I'm a left wing Atheist Democrat, much to the chagrin of my family.
What I’m doing with my life
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"daaays roooll byyyyyy"
I’m really good at
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The first things people usually notice about me
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My yellow skin, my tuft of black hair, my curmudgeonly nature.

My uni-brow.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left.
Yes, I have. Look! It's just a flesh wound.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I would love to wake up a different age every day.
I'm 40 today, tomorrow I'll be 14, the next? 75.
It would be interesting to be able to mix up your life this way like a deck of cards.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm slightly obsessed with listening to radio evangelists
You should message me if
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