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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 3:26pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, Native American, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly other
Drinks
Rarely
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Available
Offspring
Has kids
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
imagine.
mind me,
at many times dwelleth thou profile
glint thy picture whilst
I, wondrously
nested, finding solace...
ecstatic.

dudette (is what I call you in mine head )
rigthly, I tap out of your age preference...
April 1st I turn 38
guess? yes i
often ponder, yet why
neither
succumbed to one another, wondrously.
---jtp---

"The dark swallows will return
their nests upon your balcony, to hang.
And again with their wings upon its windows,
Playing, they will call.
But those who used to slow their flight
your beauty and my happiness to watch,
Those, that learned our names,
Those... will never come back!"

Bécquer's Rhyme 53

I am wild, chaotic, and wondrous
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i will try to stear it in the right direction but the goverment wont give me a license to drive $&!#!!!!

and suddenly...
" My Gramar is post apocalictic, Yet It is sincronized w/ my perceved cica.
I enjoy fried rice, but mostly I like protein that is smoked, hence i am fat, dying and proud.
Throughout the times I've been in a new college, I often miss something new, but i have learn What not to do... mostly.
What happens is that someone starts smoking, and next thjing i know i start smoking, because i need to connect with a human, even if it entails future lung cancer.

I grew up in puerto rico, but I spent 7 years in Lahaina where I went to school and worked. 2 years ago i moved back and am incredibly taxed to be back in the northwest. I enjoy using my imagination... i enjoy people.
Contact Info

I'm generally on Campus at the butt hut because cigarrettes are killing me and i and allowing it. but if you like text or call at 6668675309 or email: Uran.Us@b3llevuecollege.edu
i am lightly insane but Dr. 5arkowsy knows Dr. Six approved so ramdomly i will reply to you all, mahalo nui loa, a hui hou "
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
bohemians
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i am weird
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Gustavo Adolfo Becquer, Young Chow Fried Rice Xtra fried...
chuck palaniuk, the mars volta, cafe tacuba, calle 13.
Before night falls , Map of the sounds of tokyo (erotic and made me cry), kiana Davenport , The cloud Atlas, Neil deGrasse Tyson's and Carl Sagan's Cosmos, Serenity, Farscape, Dulce de leche, Dune, the Muppets, sushi, acerolas (Caribbean cherry), mushroom pizza, coquito spiked eggnog, brown rice, whiskey, grapefruit, roasted garlic hummus, fried rice, Tv on the radio, mushroom pizza, fried rice, passionfruit... did I mention fried rice
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
kids, "The Tempest", smoky chinese fried rice, a sense of "loloness", familiar organic molecules, passion and fruit and lilikoi and aguacate...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
space and the oceans
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i am an alien to the martians
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
the aliens decide to give me a green card to work on their planet
or if u need too vent
or if u need a friend
or if u need a drinking budie
or if u need some advice
or if u need someone to cook for you
or if u need someone to blame
or if u need someone... well count me in