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tiedwithabow

25 Philadelphia, PA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've got flowers in my hair and demons in my head.

There are galaxies growing inside of me. I'll make you laugh so hard it hurts. My clothes smell like Gucci with a little hint of thrift store. Vintage, dresses, vodka, whiskey, kitties, bunnies, Paris, London, sweet girls, cute boys, vodka, whiskey, cameras, pictures. These are a few of my favourite things.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
South Philly living. Just being happy with the best of friends and taking it as it comes.

But, you could help it be a lot more interesting. Do things with me. I like bars, adventures, pizza, and cuddling.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
giving head scratches, watching Netflix, winging my eyeliner, and abbreviating words not normally abbreviated.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That my eyebrow game is too strong.

Also, that I'm a short, sarcastic chubby-babe* that changes her hair with the seasons.

*If you're not into bigger girls, I suggest you look elsewhere.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Beetlejuice is my favorite movie ever.

Tim and Eric, Broad City, American Horror Story.

Lana Del Rey, Brand New, The XX, Why?, Lykke Li, Angus and Julia Stone, Drake, Cocorosie, Owen, Daughter, Purity Ring

I'm so picky, its embarrassing. I like pizza and Kraft macaroni and cheese in SpongeBob shapes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My kitty, a comfy bed, tumblr, feminism, family, and whiskey.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why Netflix took King of the Hill off and how I'm supposed to deal with it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
turnt.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am on this website, and the fact that the only people I don't want talking to me do and all the people I do want talking to me don't.

I want to be your favourite person. I want to be 
the first thing you touch in the morning,
 and the last thing you taste at night.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You actually get it.

You actually want to get to know me.

You aren't looking for just a hook up.

You want to collect antiques and oddities with me.

You are funny. And I mean actually funny.

Tight pants, cool shoes.

Tattoos are pretty nice, too.

But chances are, I still won't like you.

*DISCLAIMER* : If you're a misogynistic, chauvinistic piece of shit, kill yourself. I don't have time for you psychopaths, I'm not obligated to message anyone back.