I'm pretty blunt and to the point. My clothes smell of Gucci with a little hint of thrift store. I'll make you laugh so hard it hurts. Vintage, dresses, vodka, whiskey, kitties, bunnies, Paris, London, sweet girls, cute boys, vodka, whiskey, cameras, pictures. These are a few of my favourite things.

I just moved back to Pennsylvania from Florida. Just catching up with friends and being cool. I like shopping, going to bars, and getting tattooed. Always down to meet cool people with similar interests. If I fall in like with you, that would be cool, too.

watching movies on Netflix, changing my hair, and abbreviating words not normally abbreviated.

My hair, my dark eyes, my smile, or how I dress. Pick your poison. I do get a lot of the "such-a-pretty-face" routine since people are surprised fat girls can be attractive.

I wish I read more, I never have the time.

Just know Beetlejuice is my favorite movie.

I love watching cartoons. Like a child, basically. Adventure Time and the Misadventures of Flapjack all day, everyday. If you don't think Tim and Eric is funny, you're dead to me. Trailer Park Boys and Portlandia are also amazing. Rod Serling gives me a girl boner, so I watch the original Twilight Zone almost too much. And I also like The Office, Arrested Development, Workaholics, and The Walking Dead just like everybody else.

There are too many bands to list. Here are a couple: A$AP Rocky, The XX, Why?, Iggy Azalea, Brand New, Lykke Li, Angus and Julia Stone, Crystal Castles, Owen, Marina and the Diamonds, Dear and the Headlights, Daughter, Ellie Goulding etc.

My obsession with Lana Del Rey is almost sickening.

I just really like food in general. Except sushi..or any kind of fish garbage. Hate that.

iPhone, sleep, my cat Lolita St. Winter, friends, family, liquor.

What will tomorrow bring? What am I doing? Really...nice mustaches. And beards... or what I'm going to eat next? Sexy accents. What I might wear? Those sort of things. And actually, learning how to longboard as of late. If someone could teach me, that would be rad.

I like going to dive bars and having fun with my friends.

That I am on this website. And the fact that the only people I don't want talking to me on here try talking to me and all the people I do want talking to me don't talk to me. This website is bullshit.

you're a nice person and not a creep. I hate creeps. And, please, for the love of God, be literate.

If you look like you care what you look like. If you dress tailored, with hair done up nice, it says a lot.

And mustaches...yeah, I like those. And tattoos. Lots of 'em.

And no old dudes.

I probably won't even consider messaging you back if you don't wear cool shoes and tight pants.

And if you can make me laugh within seconds of speaking with you, I would take a liking to that.

But chances are, I still won't like you.