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tiffisthebest

27 Bensalem, PA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I am a creature of habit who is infatuated with changing. I am content within my comfort zone, but I greatly enjoy novelty. I am a hopeful pessimist. I'm a practical idealist. I am opinionated yet open minded. I am indulgent but not a consumer. I'm a highly logical absurdist. I'm often envious and rarely jealous. I'm overly trusting yet perpetually skeptical. I have high hopes and low expectations. I believe life should be a sensory experience. I am obsessed with gaining perspective.

I'm polyamorous and I live with my boyfriend of 5 years (Phwop.) I have two other boyfriends currently (JokerMyID and ButterMakeBetter.) We are very liberal with our boundaries and don't maintain many agreements outside of completely honest communication and safety related rules. I'm very hesitant to date anyone without a basic understanding of this concept, and I would prefer if potential partners have had some experience in a stable polyamorous relationship.
What I’m doing with my life
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I throw myself into new hobbies with a passion that seems to amaze the people around me. I have a fresh obsession every 6 months or so and I tend to hang on to bits of each even after choosing a novel focus. Some past interests that have since been incorporated into daily life include holistic health/traditional food, ethical economics, positive psychology, polyamory and sex-positivity. I've recently taken a more serious interest in fitness (particularly strength training) and I've been spending a lot of time this spring/summer trying to make my yard look pretty/provide some eatables. I also play keyboard, write and sing in a folky girl-band.

As my day (and sometimes evening) job, I work as a nurse in a residential facility for people with special needs. I've been there 5 years and I absolutely love it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Communicating, procrastinating, thinking on my toes, diagnosing, winning, being uncomfortable, enjoying myself, memorizing words, driving in the snow, socializing, being vulnerable, finding answers, singing, thrifting and trash picking, getting off-task, being a real person, analyzing, giving advice, giving head, being responsible, rolling joints, making people feel secure, dancing, remaining unfazed, politely telling it like it is, learning, planning, dating, multitasking, following directions, changing, cooking

I'm really bad at
Spelling, definitions, lying, pop culture references, getting out of bed, proper nouns, monotony, trivia, being on time, puns, packing, using new technology, saying no, throwing anything away, reading fiction, finishing projects, buying things, keeping houseplants, cleaning up after myself, word association games.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I brought the weed cookies and I know everyone there.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Reading Materials: I mostly read non-fiction. Anything about psychology or social sciences will usually win when I make my library selection. A long bibliography is a plus. Also: Classic short stories, Poetry, Research studies, Religious texts, Foodie Blogs. Childhood favorites: The Stranger, A Happy Death, Free to be You and Me, My Side of the Mountain, Six of One, The Girl With the Silver Eyes.
Currently Reading: More Than Two

Movies: We have Netflix. I love political/social documentaries, and I'm a sucker for indie romantic comedies. Old faves include: The Princess Bride, Natural Born Killers, Harold and Maude, Love Actually, Old School, Finding Nemo, The Other Sister, Aladdin, The Lion King, Pocahontas.
Last Seen: John Dies at the End

Music: Really love the folky stuff with a ton of instruments and chorus singing. You can never go wrong with classic rock or old school hip hop. Some faves are: Tom Petty, Pasty Cline, Cake, Feist, Queen, Regina Spektor, Death Cab for Cutie, 50 Cent, The Postal Service, Tegan & Sara, Rilo Kiley, The Eagles, The Bee Team, The Doors, Vampire Weekend, CCR, Meatloaf, Bright Eyes, Wu Tang, Rolling Stones, Jenny Lewis, Johnny Cash, Journey, Ben Folds, She and Him, Freelance Whales, Givers, The Lumineers, Avett Brothers, Head and the Heart, Brandi Carlile.
Currently jamming to: Throwback hip hop on Boom 107.9

Food: Of all these "favorite" sections, this is by far the most important to me. I. Love. Food. I love eating food, I love cooking food, I love talking about food. I love thinking about food. I think eating together is essential to human development and I think it's sad how infrequently Americans actually sit down and slowly enjoy a meal together. I'm a Weston A. Price Foundation chapter leader. I cook traditional foods, I eat a lot of full-fat dairy, meat, sauerkraut and other home ferments, bone broth, local produce, and eggs.
Currently obsessed with: Protein

TV: We don't have cable. Shows I have or will probably watch all of: LOST, Arrested Development, Firefly, Dexter, Supernatural, The Guild, Orange is the New Black, Derek
Currently Watching: Recommend me something
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
There's not much I need: Other people, nature, vices, senses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food and recipes, Health, People and society, Freedom, Words, Compassion, What I'm grateful for, Plans, Memories, Empathy, Home improvement projects, Self improvement projects, Work, Art, What I want to do, What I should do, Sensations, Money, Perfection, Responsibilities, Plans and my schedule, Words, Compersion, Music/sounds/lyrics, Sex, God, Absurdity, Love, Forgiveness, Understanding, Relationships, Honesty, Awareness, Happiness, The present moment.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I work every other weekend, so Fridays are a lot like every other night about half the time. The things I do for entertainment always involve other people and include but are not limited to:
Cooking and/or eating really good food
Drinking, smoking and/or enjoying other mind altering substances
Playing and/or watching live music (and dancing)
Playing games
Just plain old communicating
Having sexy times
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I will be late unless you stress the importance of being on time. If you say anything along the lines of "Oh it's no rush..." I will be very, very late.
You should message me if
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You are an open and honest person who isn't clingy, codependent, high maintenance, moody, dramatic, insecure, passive aggressive or in any way a downer or troublemaker
AND
You are non-monogamous
And/or
a musician

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