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tiffyannb

33 F Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Jul 3, 2009
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
this about sums me up:

"I disregard the proportions, the measures, the tempo of the ordinary world. I refuse to live in the ordinary world as ordinary women. To enter ordinary relationships. I want ecstasy. I am a neurotic -- in the sense that I live in my world. I will not adjust myself to the world. I am adjusted to myself." ~Anais Nin.

"Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will." ~Homer J. Simpson

I am unorthodox, hilarious, and perceptive
What I’m doing with my life
depends on the day
I’m really good at
sommersaults, impersonating the ameritech lady and homestar, singing, and directions (i believe i had a compass installed in my frontal lobe at an early age).
The first things people usually notice about me
i have big eyes, i speak in metaphors, i pay too close attention to too many things at once, i don't feel comfortable in most situations, but i am a LOT of fun!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: sylvia plath, the bell jar; barbara kingsolver, the bean trees; james joyce, dubliners; virginia woolf, mrs. dalloway. movies: breakfast at tiffany's, all the real girls, billy madison, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, big fish, the hours, i heart huckabees, the little mermaid, the royal tenenbaums, mulholland drive, girl interrupted, monsters inc. tv: family guy, arrested development, aqua teen hunger force music: (here goes) ani, beatles, belle and sabastian, ben folds, beulah, billy joel, bob dylan, bruce springsteen, cake, david gray, elliott smith, elton john, eric clapton, eminem, fleetwood mac, frames, george michael, gillian welch, guster, heart, janis joplin, jeff buckley, joan osborne, joni mitchell, leonard cohen, nelly furtado, nick drake, patty griffin, rufus wainwright, ryan adams, shawn mullins, simon & garfunkel, stevie wonder, tom petty, tom waits, tori amos, tracy chapman, tupac, van morrison, wilco, woodie guthrie. food: chocolate.
The six things I could never do without
music, cheese, chapstick, beer, laughter, and sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
tricky bastards, changed the question. when it was about switching brains, i said salvador dali (this site doesn't allow accents. weird...). but now my answer is: cultural relativism, gender norms, oppression, and drinking booze on the beach.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 23–52
  • Near me
  • Who are single
You should message me if
you happen to be a musician/writer (or into music a lot) who would rather watch cartoons or play at playgrounds and eat cheese than go to a club. you see through a different lens than most people. you stand out in a crowd. you do something you are passionate about, whether it be reading or boiling water with a bunsen burner. you have the utmost respect for women. you enjoy talking about the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics and watching billy madison. you question everything, but still have trust. you understand art and poetry and music that most people don't get. you have a heart of gold and a brilliant mind. and you laugh a lot (and can make me laugh a lot). i ask for a lot... ;P