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29 Cambridge, UK Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:43am
6′ 0″ (1.82m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from masters program
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
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I'm a descendant of 2 immigrant families (Scandinavian on my father's side, troublemakers on my mother's).

I have a severe case of geographic ADD, having resided in several American states, as well as Oxford, Amsterdam, Hong Kong, and so forth. Now I'm making another effort at being British, and bracing myself for infinite permutations of meat and potatoes.

I'm extraordinarily well-traveled: every morning, I take a vacation to my office; by mid-afternoon, I've probably wandered off to the nearest Sichuan restaurant and when evening rolls around there's a good chance I'm in Camden listening to rock n roll. Midnight is when the party really starts and I'm liable to travel, without warning, to Paris or (if I'm already asleep) to some exotic Caribbean island on the private jet I only seem to own while dreaming.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a writer, having published two textbooks (for profit) and numerous poems and short stories (for shits n giggles). Currently getting my Ph.D at Cambridge. My dream is to become a professional pole dancer when I grow up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm absolutely FANTASTIC at inventing useless things, like powdered water, or solar-powered flashlights.

I love sports. I ran track & cross country in college, and I still stay in shape by damaging my lungs while running in big-city smog.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Everything. I can never remember the date for Halloween, so I just assume that every day is Halloween, and dress accordingly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Ovid, Milton, Tennyson, Wilde, Wolfe, Faulkner, Eugenides
Movies: Requiem for a Dream, American Beauty, Thank You for Smoking, Van Wilder
Music: Guns n Roses, Van Halen, Metallica, AC/DC, Nirvana
Shows: South Park!!!, Archer, Family Guy, Colbert Report, The Daily Show
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
South Park
Animal Print
Gym Membership
Weird People
Spicy Food
Drunk Dialing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The difference between Asian dragons and the European ones. How the hell is a dragon supposed to fly if it doesn't have wings?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In the emergency room, getting treated for ... (well, usually I don't remember how I got there ...), OR, out causing shenanigans with my buddies and wishing I didn't have to work Saturday morning
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was eight years old, I was attacked by the most adorable but ferocious miniature lop-eared rabbit. I've had an irrational fear of bunnies ever since.
You should message me if
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You have at least two senses of humor, OR if you like to run around barefoot.