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29 Cambridge, UK Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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6' 0" (1.82m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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I'm a descendant of 2 immigrant families (Scandinavian on my father's side, troublemakers on my mother's).

I'm extraordinarily well-traveled, and I feel equally on vacation in the library as in Thailand. I make routine midnight flights to exotic destinations on the private jet I only seem to own while sleeping.
What I’m doing with my life
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I have been called a "degree whore" by my best friend; after a Bachelor's at Princeton and a Master's at Oxford, I'm currently studying my Ph.D. at Cambridge.

I also work as a writer. I've published textbooks, poems, newspaper articles, and short stories, and have also written business proposals, love letters, and spectacular drunk text messages.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Running (All-American athlete in high school; ran XC at university)
- Mixing Cocktails
- Inventing useless things like powdered water & solar powered flashlights
The first things people usually notice about me
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Everything. I can never remember the date for Halloween, so I just assume that every day is Halloween, and dress accordingly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Ovid, Milton, Tennyson, Wilde, Wolfe, Faulkner, Marquez, Heller, Eugenides
Movies: Requiem for a Dream, American Beauty, Thank You for Smoking, Van Wilder
Music: Guns n Roses, Van Halen, Metallica, AC/DC, Nirvana
Shows: South Park!!!, Archer, Family Guy, Colbert Report, The Daily Show
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
South Park
Animal Print
Gym Membership
Weird People
Spicy Food
Drunk Dialing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The difference between Asian dragons and the European ones. How the hell is a dragon supposed to fly if it doesn't have wings?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
No typical Friday :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was eight years old, I was attacked by the most adorable but ferocious miniature lop-eared rabbit. I've had an irrational fear of bunnies ever since.
You should message me if
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You have at least two senses of humor, OR if you like to run around barefoot.