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tigernaps

25 F Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 6
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Let's play this like we're sobering up against a wall on our freshman floor, eating chicken fingers and crowdsourcing our identities. The answers are:
- Ravenclaw
- A housecat that only leaves its sunny perch for snacks
- Most confident/least accurate human compass.
What I’m doing with my life
Buying umbrellas, sticking them under the dresser when I get home, forgetting them when it rains, buying more umbrellas.

Working as a legal clerk for a software company, which is super okay, and PLOTTING FOR THE FUTURE. Is that what this question is asking?

Really the hope is to write some brave and elegant stuff, travel widely, laugh a lot with the people I care about, and own a big dog.
I’m really good at
-very productive naps
-very destructive naps
-balancing glasses of wine on soft surfaces.

Also: Animals of all sorts seem to like me a lot for no reason. Sometimes I wish my life was a Great Meaningful Narrative so that I could take this as a sign of my intrinsic goodness (e.g. St. Francis of Assisi, Cinderella)

(Other times I wish my life was a Great Meaningful Narrative for more, like, straightforward epistemological reasons.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
war and peace, tender is the night, the family mashber, herzog (the bellow novel, not the director, this is the book section, guys), moby dick, middlemarch, the corrections, sabbath's theater, the master and margarita, I capture the castle, the wind-up bird chronicle, brideshead revisited.

wizard people dear reader, big fish, north by northwest, silence of the lambs, clueless, vertigo

the wire, game of thrones, scandal, nashville, pretty little liars (unabashed)

okkervil river, shearwater, silver jews, spoon, wilco, belle and sebastian, bob dylan, why?, old 97's, the national, cults, frightened rabbit, joanna newsom

let's talk food over food, maybe.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My one peripheral brush with internet fame came from puking twice in my friend's Camry.

(see page 2: http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/most-stunning-ad-ever-made-used-car-128000-miles-thats-been-puked-twice-148174)
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 23–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
when we meet, you think we'll have one of those conversations that's warm, fun and generative, that effortlessly transforms us into our most charming, articulate selves, that leaves us three drinks deep, suddenly shocked that it's midnight on a Tuesday.

I mean, message me if you think we might connect and you like adventures. I'm not super jaded about this. You don't have to be either!