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tigernaps

25 Brooklyn, NY Woman

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:43pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Not Just Another Scarf-Wearing Brooklyn Writer Type, We Can Only Hope!

Approximately 4/5 nice girl on trajectory: Trying to be a good grad student, employee, and friend, and hoping to make my parents proud of me. But also almost certainly a chaos muppet at heart, prone to cookie crumbs and misadventures.

Affectionate, emphatic. Ideal state is trading neck rubs and lounging in the sun. I love summer, books, books, books, afternoon runs, fresh cut flowers, resplendent morning routines, cinnamon, eye contact, and losing track of time.
What I’m doing with my life
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Legal department of a software company by day/ Fiction MFA by night. This means I can code switch really efficiently between jargon-slinging corporate drone and art-loving cat-heart-eyes emoji.

Really, the hope is to write some funny-sad and elegant stuff, travel widely, laugh a lot with the people I care about, and own a big dog.
I’m really good at
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- Warm, active listening
- Playlists for Any Occasion
~ Analyzing literature :) /:(
- Well, not karaoke but man do I make up with that with enthusiasm

Also: Animals of all sorts seem to like me a lot for no reason. Sometimes I wish my life was a Great Meaningful Narrative so that I could take this as a sign of my intrinsic goodness (e.g. St. Francis of Assisi, Cinderella)

(Other times I wish my life was a Great Meaningful Narrative for more, like, straightforward epistemological reasons.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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one hundred years of solitude, war and peace, tender is the night, the liar's club, the family mashber, herzog (the bellow novel), moby dick, middlemarch, the middlesteins, the corrections, sabbath's theater, the master and margarita, I capture the castle, the wind-up bird chronicle, brideshead revisited.

wizard people dear reader, big fish, north by northwest, silence of the lambs, clueless, vertigo

the wire, game of thrones, how to get away with murder, scandal, nashville, pretty little liars (unabashed)

okkervil river, shearwater, belle and sebastian, the hold steady, whatever jenny lewis touches, old 97's, the national, the mountain goats, frightened rabbit, joanna newsom, silver jews, spoon, wilco. others. slow jams from the 00's? soft spot for the boss.

let's talk food over food, maybe.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My one peripheral brush with internet fame came from puking twice in my friend's Camry.

(see page 2: http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/most-stunning-ad-ever-made-used-car-128000-miles-thats-been-puked-twice-148174)

Also: I read the Serial subreddit? :/
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When we meet, you think we'll have one of those conversations that's warm, fun and generative, that effortlessly transforms us into our most charming, articulate selves, that leaves us three drinks deep, suddenly shocked that it's midnight on a Tuesday.

I mean, contact me if you think we might connect and you like adventures. If you actually put effort into a message and I see potential rapport/chemistry there, I'll respond.

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