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35 Mount Laurel, NJ Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Banking / Finance
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Ramen-lover, and hot sauce enthusiast.

I've recently moved to the South Jersey/Philly area for work.

Started running again, but only for my health. Definitely not for competition, or for distance. I vow never to run any distance where nipple-chafing becomes an issue.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to spend less time indoors and/or at work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crossword puzzles, cooking, pool, cards, trivia, empathizing, scrabble, pictionary...

If you want to win at pictionary, be my teammate.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I laugh a lot. I am usually smiling at the very least.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Too many to list them all but a few off the top of my head:


A Confederacy of Dunces
Welcome to the Monkey House
For Whom the Bell Tolls
The Giving Tree


Pretty much everything including country.

Here're some that come to mind (but this is not even close to an exhaustive list): Magnolia Electric Co., Public Enemy, Wu-Tang Clan, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Gillian Welch, Bonnie Prince Billy, Bad Brains, Howlin' Wolf, Lyn Collins, Zero 7, The Pretenders, Black Keys, PJ Harvey, Lykke Li, Etta James, Marva Whitney, Fugazi, Otis Redding, George Clinton and the P-Funk, The Smiths, Lucinda Williams, The Pixies, RJD2, James Brown, Morrissey, Nicole Atkins, Leonard Cohen, Jon Brion, Ant Banks, Nina Simone, Tom Waits, Sugarcubes, Joy Division, Andrew Duhon, Sonic Youth, Miles Davis, Marvin Gaye, Rebirth Brass Band, et al.

Shows: Jeopardy, House, The Wire, NewsRadio, Homeland, South Park, Dr. Who, Suits etc.

Food: I fucking love good food...most food, though I'm not a big fan of Thai, not because it tastes bad, but because they use sweet ingredients like peanuts and coconut milk. I'm not a fan of sweet stuff in my main dishes; I like them perfectly fine in my dessert. This is the same reason why I'm not a fan of sweet potatoes unless they're in pie form.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, yummy food, the arts, crossword puzzles, something to occupy my wandering mind.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The enormity of the universe.

Also, what I'm gonna eat next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With friends, laughing, eating, drinking, and being merry.

Perhaps road-tripping into Delaware to go to Waffle House.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've appeared in a Barbara Streisand video.
You should message me if
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If you feel like taking a random road trip, or grab a drink and go people watching or do pub trivia, or any other adventure. If you like to eat and find new places with good food.