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35 Jackson Heights, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:33pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Banking / Finance
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Ramen-lover, and hot sauce enthusiast.

When I'm not at work or reading something I'm most likely eating (or reading about the next good place to eat). The rest of my time is spent doing other fun activities such as going on random road trips (and trips in general. I'm currently overdue). Also random projects; my current ones being learning to play the guitar and learning how to break into my own wifi network (I only use my powers for good most of the time).

I've recently moved to the South Jersey/Philly area for work so I'm looking to meet new people, go to new places, find fun things to do in the area (or not in the area).

Started running again, but only for my health. Definitely not for competition, or for distance. I vow never to run any distance where nipple-chafing becomes an issue. Not exactly sure what that distance is, but I know it's somewhere between 5k and a marathon. Either way, I don't intend to find out.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to spend less time indoors and/or at work. I try to learn something new every day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crossword puzzles, cooking, pool, cards, trivia, empathizing, scrabble, pictionary...

If you want to win at pictionary, be my teammate.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I laugh a lot. I am usually smiling at the very least.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Too many to list them all but a few off the top of my head:


For Whom the Bell Tolls
A Confederacy of Dunces
Welcome to the Monkey House
The Giving Tree


Pretty much everything including country.

Here're some that come to mind (but this is not even close to an exhaustive list): Magnolia Electric Co., Public Enemy, Wu-Tang Clan, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Gillian Welch, Bonnie Prince Billy, Bad Brains, Howlin' Wolf, Lyn Collins, Zero 7, The Pretenders, Black Keys, PJ Harvey, Lykke Li, Etta James, Marva Whitney, Fugazi, Otis Redding, George Clinton and the P-Funk, The Smiths, Lucinda Williams, The Pixies, RJD2, James Brown, Morrissey, Nicole Atkins, Leonard Cohen, Jon Brion, Ant Banks, Nina Simone, Tom Waits, Sugarcubes, Joy Division, Andrew Duhon, Sonic Youth, Miles Davis, Marvin Gaye, Rebirth Brass Band, et al.

Shows: Jeopardy, House, The Wire, NewsRadio, Homeland, South Park, Dr. Who, Suits et al.

Food: Delicious food of all types. My favorite pie is key lime.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, good food, the arts, crossword puzzles, reading material.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The enormity of the universe.

Also, what I'm gonna eat next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With friends, laughing, eating, drinking, and being merry or I may be marathon watching the House of Cards season that just dropped on Netflix. Or perhaps road-tripping to Delaware to go to Waffle House. Or a concert. There is nothing typical about Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've appeared in a Barbara Streisand video.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you feel like taking a random road trip, or grab a drink and go people watching or do pub trivia, or any other adventure. If you like to eat and find new places with good food.

If you're smarter than me, don't have issues with cursing (that's using curse words and/or having curse words used around them), and have no problem putting people in their place (only if circumstances call for it; like if I'm getting mouthy, by all means tell me to stfu). These are all big pluses.