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35 Mount Laurel, NJ Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 26
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Japanese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
When I'm not at work or reading something I'm most likely eating (or reading about the next good place to eat). The rest of my time is spent doing other fun activities such as going on random road trips (and trips in general. I'm currently overdue). Also random projects; my current ones being learning to play the guitar and learning how to break into my own wifi network (I only use my powers for good most of the time).

I've recently moved to the South Jersey/Philly area for work so I'm looking to meet new people, go to new places, find fun things to do in the area (or not in the area).

Started running again, but only for my health. Definitely not for competition, or for distance. I vow never to run any distance where nipple-chafing becomes an issue. Not exactly sure what that distance is, but I know it's somewhere between 5k and a marathon. Either way, I don't intend to find out.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to spend less time indoors and/or at work. I try to learn something new every day.

Going for a drive.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crossword puzzles, cooking, pool, cards, trivia, empathizing, scrabble, pictionary...

If you want to win at pictionary, be my teammate.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I laugh a lot. I am usually smiling at the very least.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Too many to list them all but a few off the top of my head:


For Whom the Bell Tolls
A Confederacy of Dunces
Welcome to the Monkey House
The Giving Tree


Pretty much all music (including country).

Shows: Jeopardy, House, The Wire, NewsRadio, Homeland, South Park, Dr. Who, Suits et al.

Food: Delicious food of all types. My favorite pie is key lime.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, good food, the arts, crossword puzzles, reading material.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The enormity of the universe.

Where to go on my next road trip.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With friends, laughing, eating, drinking, and being merry or I may be marathon watching the House of Cards season on Netflix. Or perhaps road-tripping to Delaware to go to Waffle House. Or at a concert. There is nothing typical about Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've appeared in a Barbara Streisand video.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you feel like taking a random road trip, or grabbing a drink and go people watching or doing pub trivia, or going on any other adventure usually involving good food, drink and fun.

If you're smarter than me, and have no problem putting people in their place when needed. These are all big pluses.