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I do what I can to enjoy the day even when work gets me down and bored. You can only spend so much time in an office without going mad, so I make up office games. (it also makes the time seem to crawl along faster)

My friends enjoy my random quirkiness & strange witty banter.

I get my sense of humor from my mom and my follow through from my dad. My height from neither. (maybe it was the milkman? because they are much shorter than I am)

I'm pretty laid back, basically I like to have a good time in life without all the drama. too many people claim "that's offensive" these days and that irks me to no end, because that person doesn't know how to have a good time and realize that not everything has to be serious.
I dig tattoos and other body mods...self expression is good.

(i like putting things in parentheses)

I enjoy being as active as time permits.
Softball in the summer.
Walk to Castle Island 4-5 times a week,
The company of my friends and family is great.
I am employed f/t
and am finishing up school as quickly as I can p/t.

I also enjoy time at home catching a movie or TV show.
I'm a science junky, but a social nerd.

Cooking, entertaining people, telling bad jokes, blinking the required amount for my eyes in a 24 hour period, enjoying the company of my friends, sarcasm, foot rubs, making bad balloon "things" (i just wouldn't call them animals),

I make a grilled cheese so good that your taste buds will sing an epic tune to me. Also a buffalo chicken dip...there are just no words to describe it. but the bag of tostitos scoops will be empty.

I am the best at sitting anywhere at a Red Sox game and never having a foul ball or home run come within 100 feet of me.

Random tangents.

I once made Chuck Norris cry. (that's a true fact i just made up)

sometimes I will tell people i don't know how to tell time on a non digital clock and see how long I can get them to believe me.

write random haikus
because they are fun to do
an example here.

I get the whole "wow you're tall" a lot. Very observant people in Boston and surrounding areas.

and I have this dimple too...women have a thing about dimples.

If I'm near the door of a bar, I get handed an ID...i've never been a bouncer. i should start charging cover

Reading for fun and not to appease people, anything by Michael Crichton, F. Paul Wilson, H.P. Lovecraft, Douglas Adams, Poppy Z. Brite, Dr. Suess, Hunter S., Mary Gaitskill, Andre Dubus, Whitman & Poe, and if it is science-y I'll read it.
Many other things....i don't keep a list handy.
Psychology is my major and enjoy reading about the brain and people and how they work.
Calvin and Hobbes however will always have a place in my heart.

I like all sorts of movies, mostly action, horror, comedy, drama, Psychological thrillers, Documentaries, cartoon: Se7en, Shawshank Redeption, Die Hards, Indiana Jones, The Crow, Zombie movies, Saw(s), Halloween, Almost Famous, American Beauty, Heathers, Gleaming the Cube, Fargo, Blow, Interview the the Vampire, In the Mouth of Madness, Caddyshack, Evil Dead II, Empire Records, Finding Nemo, Aladdin, Wall-E, Willy Wonka, Hackers, Pump Up the Volume Silence of the Lambs, The Usual Suspects, Cannibal the musical....etc. Anything Tim Burton, Kevin Smith & Monty Python

TV: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, NCIS, Fringe, House, Family Guy, Burn Notice, Breaking Bad (although they have cut down on the Chemistry part of the show which is sad), South Park, Daily Show, Friends, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Dark Blue, True Blood, Dexter, Penn&Teller's: Bullshit, Shark Week and others...

music: industrial, rock, metal, folk, synth pop, old goth and even a capella: Tool, Killswitch Engage, NIN, Manson, Ani Difranco, A perfect Circle, Blink 182, VNV Nation, Dragonforce, Evanescence, Nightwish, Epica, Green Day, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Haujobb, Hocico, Journey, Iron Maiden, Massive Attack, Portishead, Metallica, Sisters of Mercy, Bauhaus, GnR, RATM, Skinny Puppy, Apoptygma Berzerk, Velvet Acid Christ, Provocateur, The Cure, Maximum the Hormone.....so many different things for ears to enjoy.
I also know a ton of songs but have no idea who sings them.

food, spicy! ethnic, i would try mostly anything. seafood is a fav.

boots, access to water, cool weather, places to go, a teleportation device, imagination....
6 isn't enough because I'd need my Discovery, History & Science Channel fix.
A pile of Post-it notes and a couple of pencils so i can make random stick-figure flip books.

how things work, why things happen, marine animals, my cat's thoughts, how Seth MacFarlane comes up with the things he comes up with.
Cephalopods, they are just amazing little creatures...and i want to change color like they can. (i have a tattoo of a Vampyroteuthis infernalis on my arm and will add either a box jellyfish or blue ringed octopus to it when i can....)

Why people still put peas in stuff. Seriously it's 2009....this needs to end, they don't belong in rice.

Phobia's and when people claim to be afraid of something if it's true or not...some of them are just too insane to believe. (like Linonophobia, the fear of string....what trauma in life could make you afraid of string?)

I find myself thinking about random things most often, and ask why?
"why what? " you ask? exactly.

Pitbulls and why the media has it out for them. they are incredibly smart and loyal dogs. I blame the humans for being bad to them

Neurons and brain activity. why people do the things they do (y'know those really dumb things that you read about)

If i could be a good roaster.

Muppets, esp Yip Yips and Statler and Waldorf.

The number 5000

either at home chillin' out or out and about with friends. depends...
I really want to check out Monster Mini Golf...

I download a lot of TV to watch at work when bored....Shhhhh!!!

You like to have fun, either out in a big group or one on one.

Someone with intelligence, a sense of humor close to mine (witty, sarcastic...etc) I enjoy someone who can make me laugh, as well as think. someone who can handle romance. make me say, "'you know i never heard it put that way.'" Someone who likes to go on casual outings to bars, museums etc. Someone who likes to party, or sit home and watch a movie.

You're someone who’s not afraid of them self.

you enjoy: Bitter beer, smooth scotch...dinner dates and spicy food. Raw fish doesn’t frighten you away or leave you gagging. But you also like when your guy slaves in the kitchen to make you some mouth watering delights. A girl who is comfortable with herself.
You like to read, watch cheesy horror movies, make popcorn without a microwave, laugh at life. You perhaps know a dumb joke that is really hilarious. The Family Guy is your type of humor. You like to actually go on long walks for fun, relaxation and exercise. People may tell you your taste in music is too random to be real.

You hate peas (or not)

So message me with 3 interesting things about yourself...