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tim2times286

28 M Surfers Paradise, Australia

My Details

Last Online
Sep 27, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Russian (Okay), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm originally from Brooklyn, NY. I now call Australia home :-).

I'm in to girls who have good social lives, but also has an inner dork to them, and lets it show every once in a while. I'm looking to see if there are any girls left who aren't afraid of being themselves.****Personality is everything. I need more than just a pretty face****
What I’m doing with my life
EVERYDAY IM SHUFFLING!
I’m really good at
Beer Pong *be intimidated*
Shedding tears when the Yankees lose the World Series. Shedding
more tears when they do win it.
Mixing drinks...and drinking them...

Making you smile :-).
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair. Followed by my Brooklyn "accent". I sound like a rapper, according most Australian folks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Into the Wild, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, On the Road, The Sun Also Rises, A Thousand Splendid Suns, Fight Club

Movies: I only watch movies starring Ron Jeremy haha

Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, Inception,The Godfather, Shawshank Redemption, Fight Club, Anything from Disney (LOVE cartoons)

Music: Everything from The Beatles to Vybz Kartel

Food: I'm a lover of all foods. Period.

TV: Besides lots of Sportscenter, don't watch much of it.
The six things I could never do without
Laughter
Spooning
Spellcheck
NY YANKEES
Coke & Rum- "I'm like so what I'm drunk....."
And a box containing everything else I need....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What Bob Dylan was singing about on "Tambourine Man"?

When is some genius going to invent the male birth control pill?

How I'd much rather be a rock star than a movie star
On a typical Friday night I am
Being awesome. Just like every other day of the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once got a "hi five" from Kobe Bryant while he was heading to the locker room after a Lakers game in Los Angeles. After hyperventilating for about 30 minutes, I kept my hand in a glove for a week (even while in the shower)
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're smart, beautiful, in shape, humorous, fun, sexy, adventurous. I don't think thats too much to ask hehe. Or if you want to offer me something extremely valuable, like eternal wisdom, or a free ticket to Paris, or a house :-).

DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF:
You're a Virgo
You don't own a passport
Own a pair of fake boobies
You're a stripper/waitress/bartender (you guys are always boring)
Laying next to your man while reading this
Don't think I'm the coolest cat. Ever.

P.S. No sex on the first date! I'm not a easy lay...