serving size 170 lb (77 kg)
total calories 162304 | fat calories 103250
% daily value^* |
total fat 9 kg | 14504%
saturated fat 3 kg | 16465%
trans fat 45 g |
cholesterol 73 g | 24480%
sodium 439 g | 18304%
total carbohydrates 354 g | 118%
dietary fiber 0 g | 0%
sugar 341 g |
protein 18 kg | 36253%
vitamin A 1491% | vitamin C 1159%
calcium 1042% | iron 5835%
vitamin E 856% | thiamin 28755%
riboflavin 12766% | niacin 20799%
vitamin B6 15363% | vitamin B12 11282%
folate 711% | phosphorus 18258%
magnesium 4045% | zinc 13072%
*Percent daily values are based on a 2000 calorie diet
** All values based on "long pork" physiological model and Wolfram Alpha data. Actual values may vary.
My dance card is mostly full when it comes to serious commitments; I seem to have ended up being polyamorous without really intending to be. I'm not rushing into anything new for now; friends are cherished, fun is always welcome, but I'm letting whatever happens next evolve without expectations.
Queer is a pretty good word to describe what I am. I tend to be more attracted to folks on the feminine end of the gender spectrum, but not exclusively. Maybe...70-30, ish? I'm also for smashing the patriarchy and doing away with toxic masculinity, and I think social justice is a thing worth fighting for.
When I'm not working on code, I'm on a motorcycle, tinkering in the garage, or looking for something physical to do. Motorcycle riding and racing is what I love to do first and always. I like hiking, I love backpacking, I love road trips, I'll drive a hundred miles out of my way for hot springs and geothermal features. Snowboarding is my favorite New Thing of the moment. I've also starting diving again now that I'm near water that's not frozen over in the winter, and have been interested in getting better at freediving / apnea diving.
I have a van. I have not yet lived in it down by the river, but the beach is a possibility.
Oh, one last thing: I'm a furry, the fan-of-anthropomorphic-animals kind, not the hirsute kind. I really like performing in costume - it's liberating in ways I never expected - and I'm getting more skilled at making those costumes too. That's a pretty important piece of my personal puzzle (you read the username, right?), so if that's going to bother you, we're probably not going to click.
Places: Colorado, the southern Utah deserts and canyons, wherever the ocean meets the land, the Texas hill country west of Austin.
Heroes: Carl Sagan, Sylvia Earle, Richard Feynman, Stanislav Petrov, George Hayduke, Tim DeChristopher, Molly Ivins.
Favorite Animal: Wolves. No, coyotes. Maybe ravens.
Unusual things that I've done / have happened to me:
- Given CPR naked (it's not sexy, and it didn't work).
- Gotten fired by accident on April Fool's Day (the boss thought it would be hilarious, until I found another job before he could let everyone know it was a joke).
I have a now somewhat less dusty and disused FetLife profile. I do not wish to link to it here, but if we hit it off, know that I am somewhat more than slightly bent, and still working on understanding that part of myself better.
I am just a bit afflicted with some avoidant personality bugs, so give me a while before you give up, please!