I'm a 30 year old soon to be divorced veteran, student, and sports junkie. I spent 11 years in the US Army as a Public Affairs Specialist/Broadcast Journalist. I needed something new in my life, so I decided to get out and go to school on my GI Bill.
I am the father of 2 gorgeous young girls who I get to see every other weekend at a minimum. They are the best thing that ever happened to me and I absolutely adore them.
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
I play rugby, soccer, basketball and tennis. I like watching college football, NBA basketball, the NHL, and European soccer on TV. I also enjoy going to all those live as well baseball and MLS soccer games (but those two I can't watch on TV). I'm a fan of the Florida Gators, Boston Celtics, Boston Bruins, and Liverpool FC.
I'm all about havin' fun. You know, get a couple cocktails in me, start a fire in someone's kitchen. Maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off. Anyway, I kinda known for my catch phrase WHAMMY! As in Gene Tenace at the plate... iiittt WHAMMY! WHAMMY!
I like good bourbon and cheap beer. I like a nice flannel shirt, kayaking a new river, creek or run, & hiking in Shenandoah. If there's anything else you want to know, hit me up or check me out on the twitters, it's the_timbo_slice.