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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Dec 31, 2014
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello, I'm James.

I'm dry, quirky and introverted. I like to talk, but I'm not the type to shout out in a group of people and compete for attention. I like to share information and relate experiences, to learn from people and talk about things we could do or change. I enjoy thinking of things to create or that should exist, analysing stuff to make it better, debating ideas, ethics and whatever.

Regarding my views on the world, I identify as anti-religious, left leaning, pro-choice, pro-lgbt, angry at the corporate prostitutes we have in power, reason and logic and liberty and all that shite.

I don’t believe in ghosts, greys, horoscopes, chakras, lizard people, demonic possession, illuminati, anunaki, indigo children etc. Non schizotypal, no signs of psychosis.

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.

Currently living and studying at Doncaster Uni, listening to the thunder crack of shotguns rolling over the hills, watching Hitchslaps on youtube and trying to find obscure porn sites that aren't blocked by the campus internet.

Studying to be a concept artist; looking to design characters, costumes, creatures etc. for games or film.

Some stuff here:

Currently on a hiatus from University; on the run from a violent, delusional, psychopathic, illegal immigrant, former bodybuilder/heroin addict with a death warrant on his head and nothing to lose.

...That's actually not a joke.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.

Not using memes, catchphrases or reciting Family Guy in conversation.

I play bass in a band with my friends and we're planning to start gigging soon.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favourite artists are Zdzisław Beksiński, Wayne Barlowe, Jan Švankmajerr (film), Dave Rapoza, Frank Frazetta... Giger too, but everybody likes Giger.

In regards to film, anything by John Carpenter, David Cronenberg, David Lynch, James Cameron, Michael Mann.

Anything with Clint Eastwood (except the musical), Arnold Schwarzenegger (including Hercules in New York), Kurt Russell (is awesome).

Old b-movies, 80’s movies, budget sci fi movies, Godzilla/monster movies, shit action films, Italian horror movies and the prog rock that went with them, old anime, old kung fu movies.

Planes, Trains and Auto-mobiles, Memento, Falling Down, Mad Max, The Warriors, Once Were Warriors, American Psycho, Oldboy, Leon, Fight Club, Blade Runner, Battle Royale, Dusk Till Dawn, Twelve Monkeys, Evil Dead, Hellraiser, Highlander, REC, Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, Never Ending Story, Short Circuit, Flight Of The Navigator, Pan's Labyrinth, The Orphanage, Trolls 2, Samurai Cop, Brain Dead, Manhunter, Death Becomes Her, Once Upon A Time In The West.

Twin Peaks, Quantum Leap, Inbetweeners, Peepshow, Garth Merenghi's Darkplace, The Ray Bradburry Theater, Steven Speilberg's Amazing Stories, The Twilight Zone, The Office/Extras, Xena: Warrior Princess, Louis Theroux.

Quite varied, but mainly I like death metal (without the pig-squeals), progressive metal, jazz fusion, classical, black metal, funeral doom and electronica.

Death, Cynic, Exivious, Autopsy, Morgoth, Atheist, Obscura, Periphery, Bolt Thrower, Amon Amarth, Windir, Immortal, Ulver, Shape of Despair, Skepticism, Type O Negative, Mars Volta, Sigur Ros, Muse, Aphex Twin, Boards of Canada, Massive Attack, Tangerine Dream, Jean Michelle Jarre, Vangelis, Phillip Glass, Lazerhawk, Perturbator.

Noodles, Pizza, Icecream, Chinese, Thai, Seafood.

Other things I like:
Space, science, robots, animatronic puppets, dinosaurs and other pre-historic creatures, medieval arms and armour, ancient history, Vikings, feudal Japan, martial arts, mixed martial arts, anatomy, sharks, deep sea creatures that fascinate and simultaneously scare the shit out of me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What it would be like to live life over and over again, making different decisions with each iteration; or with the knowledge I have now, travelling back in time to punch people in the face.

My reaction to questions I've never been asked (most of them being entirely self-absorbed).

After living with vegetarians- Why do they make vegetarian food that looks and tastes like meat? I understand the familiarity aspect/meat cravings blah blah, but why not be more creative?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On the internet.

Drinking with some of my friends in a quiet pub/ going to see a local band.

Playing dungeons and motherfucking dragons.
You should message me if
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I like intelligent, creative, sex-positive types, who don't take themselves too seriously.

If you haven't seen Aliens, Terminator or Jurassic Park, I don't know if we would have much in common.

You haven't mentioned how much you fancy a celebrity in this section.

You aren't sexually attracted to serial killers or Nazis.

You live within a reasonable distance (50 miles or so).