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twistedascent

31 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:26pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I've given it some serious thought, and I've decided that my favorite word is boobytrap - because if you spell it backwards, it's partyboob.

psychonaut - noun.
A person who intelligently experiments with hallucinogenic mind-altering chemicals, sometimes to the extent of taking exact measurements and keeping records of experiences.

Hey there! I'm a rare breed of creature seeking for someone who has the same interests, or is open to trying out some new experiences while we get to know each other. I'm 31, divorced, 6ft tall and 175lbs, quite 420-friendly. I work in IT at a major company, and love what I'm doing. I work hard, and I play hard too, but I typically don't find alcohol to be all that enjoyable - I tend to either fall asleep or get sick, and sometimes act stupid in public - and the next day is even worse. A bit of research and experimentation has shown me that there are better alternatives, if you have an open mind..

Aside from the psychadelic, I also enjoy gardening and outdoor activities, camping and fishing etc to reconnect with nature, as well as the typical nerdy/geeky stuff. If you're the type of girl who will trip with me in the woods and then play Magic: The Gathering by firelight when we're coming down and can't sleep.. I'll be with you forever ;) I'm always down for a Netflix binge too; really, there aren't too many things I can't find some enjoyment in. Part of the wonder of the good herb.

Let me know if yer interested, or even just curious - I'd love to chat and get to know you.
What I’m doing with my life
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Making the world run smoother through technology by day, enjoying every moment as much as possible with no shame by night.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I absolutely crush any intellectual/analytical task, especially if it has to do with technology. I also have quite the green thumb, though I haven't gotten much of a chance to use it since moving into an apartment.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite book series: Wheel of Time, Game of Thrones, Dark Tower, Hitchhiker's Guide
Favorite movie: I'm a special effects whore, so this always changes as technology advances. Loving the Marvel universe tho.
Favorite show: Doctor Who - everything else lags way behind ;) Scifi/fantasy is my primary genre, and also, sitcoms and animated comedy, I love to laugh. But I'll watch pretty much anything, I've torn through most of the Netflix catalog in the last 2 years. I also love the Daily Show and Colbert.
Currently watching: Mad Men, Continuum, Scrubs
Favorite music: Clear, strong vocal rock - Tantric, Third Eye Blind, etc.. pretty much anything from the 90s and early 2000s. I'm also finding a taste for recent electronic pop. I'll listen to anything but rap tho.
Favorite food: Corned beef and cabbage. Omnomnom.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sex, weed, psychadelics, internet, plants and animals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The ever-increasing levels of human population and the limited amount of resources we have available to feed them. I'm always preparing for the coming resource wars.. not that I want it to happen, but I intend to be prepared.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Since I don't drink much, I don't do the bar/club scene.. I'm much more keen to spend a night at home with a friend, smoking a bowl, watching scifi/fantasy, which is suddenly very plentiful on TV. Problem is that this kind of activity leaves me starved for female attention - hard to meet girls sitting at home.
You should message me if
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I have a bit of a protector complex - always trying to be the "white knight" - so I tend to be most attracted to girls in bad situations. I can't help rescuing the damsel in distress. I'm hoping I can find someone who needs my love and support, who I can help to become a complete and successful individual despite the odds stacked against them. Do you need a rock to help you weather the storm? Let me know.. :)