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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–42
  • Near me
  • For casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 4:42am
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Has kids and doesn’t want more
Has cats
My self-summary
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I've given it some serious thought, and I've decided that my favorite word is boobytrap - because if you spell it backwards, it's partyboob.

Hey there :) We're a early-30s married couple looking for a sexy woman for friendship and to play with from time to time. We're both 420-friendly and very kinky, love to play indoors and out. Hit us up!

I have a pet mantis shrimp. His name is Zorak :D
What I’m doing with my life
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Making the world run smoother through technology by day, enjoying every moment as much as possible with no shame by night.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I absolutely crush any intellectual/analytical task, especially if it has to do with technology. I also have quite the green thumb, though I haven't gotten much of a chance to use it since moving into an apartment.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite book series: Wheel of Time, Game of Thrones, Dark Tower, Hitchhiker's Guide, Discworld
Favorite movie: I'm a special effects whore, so this always changes as technology advances. Loving the Marvel universe tho.
Favorite show: Doctor Who - everything else lags way behind ;) Scifi/fantasy is my primary genre, and also, sitcoms and animated comedy, I love to laugh. Game of Thrones is high up there.. who doesn't love sexy middle ages fun time? But I'll watch pretty much anything, I've torn through most of the Netflix catalog in the last 2 years. I also love the Daily Show and dearly miss Colbert.
Currently watching: Friends, Hannibal
Favorite music: Clear, strong vocal rock - Tantric, Third Eye Blind, etc.. pretty much anything from the 90s and early 2000s. I'm also finding a taste for recent electronic pop. I'll listen to anything but rap tho.
Favorite food: Corned beef and cabbage. Omnomnom.

Currently playing the following video games: Assassin's Creed Rogue, Game of Thrones
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Weed, psychadelics, sex, internet, plants and animals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The ever-increasing levels of human population and the limited amount of resources we have available to feed them. I'm always preparing for the coming resource wars.. not that I want it to happen, but I intend to be prepared.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Since I don't drink much, I don't do the bar/club scene.. I'm much more keen to spend a night at home with a friend, smoking a bowl, watching scifi/fantasy, which is suddenly very plentiful on TV. Problem is that this kind of activity leaves me starved for female attention - hard to meet girls sitting at home.
You should message me if
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You're comfortable with the fact that I'm married and understand this is just for fun.
You are a geeky stoner girl who has liberal-leaning political tendencies and an analytical mind.
Any ladies who want to play with both myself and the wife are encouraged to message ;)