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31 M Austin, TX

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Last Online
Today – 2:13am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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I've given it some serious thought, and I've decided that my favorite word is boobytrap - because if you spell it backwards, it's partyboob.

I'm 31, 6ft tall and 175lbs, very 420-friendly, mostly a nondrinker but occasionally I'll drink socially. I work in IT at a major company, and love what I'm doing. Solving problems and helping people every day - as the good Doctor would say, "I'm here to help." I have a very accommodating nature, and try to do all I can to make sure everyone I'm with feels relaxed and easygoing.

"Nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff. Nerds are allowed to LOVE stuff - like, jump up and down in your chair can't control yourself LOVE it. When people call people nerds, mostly what they're saying is 'You like stuff', which is not a good insult at all. Like 'You are too enthusiastic about the miracle of human consciousness.' "
-John Green

I make a habit of knowing a little bit about everything. I'm the type of person that can't stand not knowing something - Wikipedia is my best friend. I'll clean up trivia night (except pop culture.. unless they start talking nerdspeak, which is becoming pop culture now - yay!)
What I’m doing with my life
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Making the world run smoother through technology by day, enjoying every moment as much as possible with no shame by night.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can work magic with my tongue.. ;)

I absolutely crush any intellectual/analytical task, especially if it has to do with technology.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite book series: Wheel of Time, Game of Thrones, Dark Tower, Hitchhiker's Guide
Favorite movie: I'm a special effects whore, so this always changes as technology advances. Loving the Marvel universe tho.
Favorite show: Doctor Who - everything else lags way behind ;) Scifi/fantasy is my primary genre, and also, sitcoms and animated comedy, I love to laugh. But I'll watch pretty much anything, I've torn through most of the Netflix catalog in the last 2 years.
Favorite music: Clear, strong vocal rock - Tantric, Third Eye Blind, etc.. pretty much anything from the 90s and early 2000s. I'm also finding a taste for recent electronic pop.
Favorite food: Corned beef and cabbage. Omnomnom.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Weed
2. Sex
3. Psychadelics
4. Internet
5. Coffee
6. Video games
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The ever-increasing levels of human population and the limited amount of resources we have available to feed them. I'm always preparing for the coming resource wars..
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Since I don't drink much, I don't do the bar/club scene.. I'm much more keen to spend a night at home with a friend, smoking a bowl, watching scifi/fantasy, which is suddenly very plentiful on TV. Problem is that this kind of activity leaves me starved for female attention - hard to meet girls sitting at home.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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- You are 420-friendly and want to partake with me.
- You don't mind that I've had a vasectomy and thus cannot father any more kids
- You are an intelligent person with similar interests, or if you just want to explore your nerdy side :)
- You can show me around Austin; just moved here and I don't really know what to do in the area..
- You have a plan for the zombocalypse and want to compare notes.