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31 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Today – 1:30am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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I've given it some serious thought, and I've decided that my favorite word is boobytrap - because if you spell it backwards, it's partyboob.

I'm a well-employed 31-year old IT guru looking for a young lady to love and protect. I'm 6'0" 175lbs, 420-friendly, quiet but confident and devastatingly intelligent. I strive to be kind and fair whenever possible but I'm not afraid to stand up for myself and those close to me when needed. I'm divorced, and have three kids who live with my ex-wife. Since then, I've had a vasectomy and don't plan on having any more kids, so you'd need to be okay with that.

I like to think of myself as somewhere between a geek and a hippie. I can sit around fishing all day, hike a mountain, or sit around reading, watching Netflix, or playing video games, and be equally happy. I'm not picky about anything, really - I adapt to the circumstances and can find some joy or comfort in almost every situation. I try to live a stress-free life as much as possible to keep my own demons at bay, and it seems to work wonders. I've recently picked up my exercising, so if you're a runner (or would like to be) maybe we can run together. I'm also a marijuana enthusiast, so I'm hoping to find a girl who feels the same.
What I’m doing with my life
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Making the world run smoother through technology by day, enjoying every moment as much as possible with no shame by night.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I absolutely crush any intellectual/analytical task, especially if it has to do with technology.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite book series: Wheel of Time, Game of Thrones, Dark Tower, Hitchhiker's Guide
Favorite movie: I'm a special effects whore, so this always changes as technology advances. Loving the Marvel universe tho.
Favorite show: Doctor Who - everything else lags way behind ;) Scifi/fantasy is my primary genre, and also, sitcoms and animated comedy, I love to laugh. But I'll watch pretty much anything, I've torn through most of the Netflix catalog in the last 2 years. I also love the Daily Show and Colbert.
Currently watching: Mad Men, Continuum, Scrubs
Favorite music: Clear, strong vocal rock - Tantric, Third Eye Blind, etc.. pretty much anything from the 90s and early 2000s. I'm also finding a taste for recent electronic pop. I'll listen to anything but rap tho.
Favorite food: Corned beef and cabbage. Omnomnom.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The ever-increasing levels of human population and the limited amount of resources we have available to feed them. I'm always preparing for the coming resource wars.. not that I want it to happen, but I intend to be prepared.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Since I don't drink much, I don't do the bar/club scene.. I'm much more keen to spend a night at home with a friend, smoking a bowl, watching scifi/fantasy, which is suddenly very plentiful on TV. Problem is that this kind of activity leaves me starved for female attention - hard to meet girls sitting at home.
You should message me if
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I have a bit of a protector complex - always trying to be the "white knight" - so I tend to be most attracted to girls in bad situations. I can't help rescuing the damsel in distress. I'm hoping I can find someone who needs my love and support, who I can help to become a complete and successful individual despite the odds stacked against them. Do you need a rock to help you weather the storm? Let me know.. :)

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