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twistedascent

32 Austin, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've given it some serious thought, and I've decided that my favorite word is boobytrap - because if you spell it backwards, it's partyboob.

Well-employed married professional, playing with permission, seeks younger (legal) girl. I'm a 31yo intellectual guy working in IT, 420-friendly, disease free, 6'0"/170lbs.

I'm the geeky type, into reading and watching scifi/fantasy as well as gaming of all types, but also try to stay active - I run every couple of days and could use a running buddy, and I also try to get out to the woods when the weather is right. I recently moved to the Austin area and I'm hoping to find someone under the age of 25 who can show me around this great city, as well as spend some quality time alone, at home or out under the stars.

I work hard, and I play hard too, but I typically don't find alcohol to be all that enjoyable - I tend to either fall asleep or get sick, and sometimes act stupid in public - and the next day is even worse. A bit of research and experimentation has shown me that there are better alternatives, if you have an open mind..

Aside from the psychadelic, I also enjoy gardening and outdoor activities, camping and fishing etc to reconnect with nature, as well as the typical nerdy/geeky stuff - video games, scifi/fantasy and superhero movies.. I'm always down for a Netflix binge too. Really, there aren't too many things I can't find some enjoyment in. Part of the wonder of the good herb.

Let me know if yer interested, or even just curious - I'd love to chat and get to know you.

I have a pet mantis shrimp. His name is Zorak :D
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making the world run smoother through technology by day, enjoying every moment as much as possible with no shame by night.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I absolutely crush any intellectual/analytical task, especially if it has to do with technology. I also have quite the green thumb, though I haven't gotten much of a chance to use it since moving into an apartment.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite book series: Wheel of Time, Game of Thrones, Dark Tower, Hitchhiker's Guide, Discworld
Favorite movie: I'm a special effects whore, so this always changes as technology advances. Loving the Marvel universe tho.
Favorite show: Doctor Who - everything else lags way behind ;) Scifi/fantasy is my primary genre, and also, sitcoms and animated comedy, I love to laugh. Game of Thrones is high up there.. who doesn't love sexy middle ages fun time? But I'll watch pretty much anything, I've torn through most of the Netflix catalog in the last 2 years. I also love the Daily Show and dearly miss Colbert.
Currently watching: Friends, Hannibal
Favorite music: Clear, strong vocal rock - Tantric, Third Eye Blind, etc.. pretty much anything from the 90s and early 2000s. I'm also finding a taste for recent electronic pop. I'll listen to anything but rap tho.
Favorite food: Corned beef and cabbage. Omnomnom.

Currently playing the following video games: Assassin's Creed Rogue, Game of Thrones
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Weed, psychadelics, sex, internet, plants and animals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The ever-increasing levels of human population and the limited amount of resources we have available to feed them. I'm always preparing for the coming resource wars.. not that I want it to happen, but I intend to be prepared.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Since I don't drink much, I don't do the bar/club scene.. I'm much more keen to spend a night at home with a friend, smoking a bowl, watching scifi/fantasy, which is suddenly very plentiful on TV. Problem is that this kind of activity leaves me starved for female attention - hard to meet girls sitting at home.
You should message me if
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You're comfortable with the fact that I'm married and understand this is just for fun.
You are a geeky stoner girl who has liberal-leaning political tendencies and an analytical mind.