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twistedascent

31 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:13am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've given it some serious thought, and I've decided that my favorite word is boobytrap - because if you spell it backwards, it's partyboob.

I'm 31, 6ft tall and 175lbs, very 420-friendly, mostly a nondrinker but occasionally I'll drink socially. I work in IT at a major company, and love what I'm doing. Solving problems and helping people every day - as the good Doctor would say, "I'm here to help." I have a very accommodating nature, and try to do all I can to make sure everyone I'm with feels relaxed and easygoing.

"Nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff. Nerds are allowed to LOVE stuff - like, jump up and down in your chair can't control yourself LOVE it. When people call people nerds, mostly what they're saying is 'You like stuff', which is not a good insult at all. Like 'You are too enthusiastic about the miracle of human consciousness.' "
-John Green

I make a habit of knowing a little bit about everything. I'm the type of person that can't stand not knowing something - Wikipedia is my best friend. I'll clean up trivia night (except pop culture.. unless they start talking nerdspeak, which is becoming pop culture now - yay!)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making the world run smoother through technology by day, enjoying every moment as much as possible with no shame by night.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can work magic with my tongue.. ;)

I absolutely crush any intellectual/analytical task, especially if it has to do with technology.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite book series: Wheel of Time, Game of Thrones, Dark Tower, Hitchhiker's Guide
Favorite movie: I'm a special effects whore, so this always changes as technology advances. Loving the Marvel universe tho.
Favorite show: Doctor Who - everything else lags way behind ;) Scifi/fantasy is my primary genre, and also, sitcoms and animated comedy, I love to laugh. But I'll watch pretty much anything, I've torn through most of the Netflix catalog in the last 2 years.
Favorite music: Clear, strong vocal rock - Tantric, Third Eye Blind, etc.. pretty much anything from the 90s and early 2000s. I'm also finding a taste for recent electronic pop.
Favorite food: Corned beef and cabbage. Omnomnom.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Weed
2. Sex
3. Psychadelics
4. Internet
5. Coffee
6. Video games
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The ever-increasing levels of human population and the limited amount of resources we have available to feed them. I'm always preparing for the coming resource wars..
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Since I don't drink much, I don't do the bar/club scene.. I'm much more keen to spend a night at home with a friend, smoking a bowl, watching scifi/fantasy, which is suddenly very plentiful on TV. Problem is that this kind of activity leaves me starved for female attention - hard to meet girls sitting at home.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You are 420-friendly and want to partake with me.
- You don't mind that I've had a vasectomy and thus cannot father any more kids
- You are an intelligent person with similar interests, or if you just want to explore your nerdy side :)
- You can show me around Austin; just moved here and I don't really know what to do in the area..
- You have a plan for the zombocalypse and want to compare notes.