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timetoslide

25 M Fort Lauderdale, FL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:56am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a Boston raised chef, singer, stand up comedian, conversationalist, nerd, Florida transplant. ig -> skiplevine
What I’m doing with my life
I'm just a cat searchin' for a clean lap to nap in.
I’m really good at
Cooking, semantics, assorted linguistic shenanigans, making people laugh, networking, killing zombies, karaoke, you know, that old song and dance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have wicked eclectic tastes. I like every style of music. Not every artist or song. I'm a douchebag about movies and I quote them with my stupid guy friends ad nauseam. My favorite authors are Michael Crichton, Kurt Vonnegut, Steven Pressfield, Dr. Chris Ryan, Jeffrey Deaver and Orsen Scott Card. I've read a ton of books but I don't read too often.
The six things I could never do without
Friends, music, sunshine, yoga, football, wine, prime rib, kickboxing, Joe Rogan Experience podcast, nerdy everything, raves, buffalo wings, roux, football again just for good measure, snowboarding, vegetables, romance, sex, exercise.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I can write the world's funniest dick joke.
On a typical Friday night I am
At a comedy club trying to convince you judgemental pricks that I'm the next big thing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Every girl on this web site is a nut case and I'm oddly aroused by that.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're reasonably intelligent, enjoy shooting the shit about a variety of topics, you're a humanist, you're friendly, you're a nerd and wanna be nerdy with meh ;)