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timetoslide

26 Fort Lauderdale, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 1
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Open relationship
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Young couple looking for a third to add into the mix. Single females only. Im a stand up comedian so if you don't have a sense of humor...swerve. Just for casual fun :) ig -> skiplevine, social media is also skipthelaughs
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Chef/Stand up comedian & clown
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
We're really good at..cooking, semantics, assorted linguistic shenanigans, drawing, painting, making people laugh, killing zombies, anything nerdy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm very extroverted and she's gorgeous.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Very eclectic tastes. Most styles of music. Not every artist or song. We're douchebags about movies and we quote them ad nauseam. My favorite authors are Michael Crichton, Kurt Vonnegut, Steven Pressfield, Dr. Chris Ryan, Jeffrey Deaver and Orsen Scott Card. Hers are Kurt Vonnegut, Ayn Rand, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Leo Tolstoy, Zora Neale Hurston and Charlotte Bronte.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, music, sunshine, yoga, football, wine, prime rib, kickboxing, Joe Rogan Experience podcast, nerdy everything, raves, buffalo wings, exercise and sex. Especially sex. Be prepared.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
For me..if I can write the bestest dick joke. Work in progress :)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Waiting for a lovely young lady to join us.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This is our first time trying this on a dating website.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're reasonably intelligent, enjoy shooting the shit about a variety of topics, you're a humanist, you're friendly, you're a nerd and wanna be nerdy and have a good time with us. ;)