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timetoslide

25 M Fort Lauderdale, FL

My Details

Last Online
Aug 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a Boston raised chef, singer, stand up comedian, conversationalist, nerd, Florida transplant. ig -> skiplevine
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm just a cat searchin' for a clean lap to nap in.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, semantics, assorted linguistic shenanigans, making people laugh, networking, killing zombies, karaoke, you know, that old song and dance.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm very extroverted.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have wicked eclectic tastes. I like every style of music. Not every artist or song. I'm a douchebag about movies and I quote them with my stupid guy friends ad nauseam. My favorite authors are Michael Crichton, Kurt Vonnegut, Steven Pressfield, Dr. Chris Ryan, Jeffrey Deaver and Orsen Scott Card. I've read a ton of books but I don't read too often.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, music, sunshine, yoga, football, wine, prime rib, kickboxing, Joe Rogan Experience podcast, nerdy everything, raves, buffalo wings, roux, football again just for good measure, snowboarding, vegetables, romance, sex, exercise.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I can write the world's funniest dick joke.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a comedy club trying to convince you judgemental pricks that I'm the next big thing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Every girl on this web site is a nut case and I'm oddly aroused by that.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're reasonably intelligent, enjoy shooting the shit about a variety of topics, you're a humanist, you're friendly, you're a nerd and wanna be nerdy with meh ;)