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timewontst0p

67 M San Jose, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 98–99
  • Near me
  • For casual sex

My Details

Last Online
May 1, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
3′ 4″ (1.02m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Often
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$250,000–$500,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Arabic (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently), Japanese (Fluently)

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Hello,
I give up.
What I’m doing with my life
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Nothing
I’m really good at
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Sitting
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm Short
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Don't have any
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Witch Doctors
Spears
Rioting
Carjacking
Crack
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nothing
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Stealing a car.
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I am a Liar
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