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timeywimey

27 / M / Straight / Single

Chicago, Illinois

His Details

Last Online
May 17
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m).
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Okay), LISP (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm an INFJ who grew up in a town without a stoplight, and I develop software for a living. So, there's that. Other random tidbits: I'm incredibly liberal, I'm constantly listening to (new) music (but Pitchfork has ego issues), and my favorite drink is a gin and tonic. I took something like twelve years of piano lessons growing up but the only thing I can really play from memory is Fur Elise. I like racquetball and golf, even though I'm pretty terrible at both of them. And videogames are awesome, don't hate.
What I’m doing with my life
Makin' software, finding new bars in DC, convincing myself to write a novel. Apparently some girl makes over $100K monthly on Amazon just through e-books. I WANT THAT.
I’m really good at
Let's turn this into what I would LIKE to be good at:
1. Singing (I'm awful, it has taken years to own up to this)
and
2. Making mashups. I am completely obsessed with mashups.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall. Yep, that's pretty much the first thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: EXPLOSIONS IN THE SKY, EXPLOSIONS IN THE SKY, EXPLOSIONS IN THE SKY. Also mashups (see above).

Books: Game of Thrones (aka A Song Of Ice And Fire), Ender's Game, Snow Crash, Cryptonomicon, Harry Potter series, Neverwhere, America: The Book, Godel Escher Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid, Good Omens, World War Z, Watchmen

Movies: Lost in Translation is wonderful and if you don't like it this is not going to work out. Inception, Fight Club, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang are cool too.
The six things I could never do without
My computer (it pays the bills), new music, my Timbuk2 bag, good friends, late nights, and dogs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Two things: the root cause of socioeconomic problems (education is the current culprit), and the future of the human race (because I'm a nerd).

Also the best way to cook a steak. I fuckin' love steaks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Convincing my friends to go out to DC with me, since I live across from a metro and wouldn't have to pay for a taxi.

...Hey, want to go into DC?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There is something almost spiritual about the sounds of a city at 4am, walking home from a great night with friends. Know what I'm talking about?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–29
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
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