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34 M Des Plaines, IL

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:02am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Polish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Tired of lazy, misspelled emails from guys who don't read your profile? How about the one-liners, unoriginal copy/pasted messages, sex propositions, and old creepy men hitting on you?

Let's face it... it definitely takes some effort, timing, and possibly luck in this crazy world of online dating. But hey, nothing of any real value comes easy in life, right? Somehow it's all worth it when you find the right person.

Anyway, I'm confident there's still some amazing single guys and girls out there. If you continue to read my profile, hopefully you'll consider me one. :)

**** Here's what you really want to know: ****
I'm fun, genuine, happy, independent, nicer than most people, and have my life together. I promise I have a great career, good health, nice teeth, a full head of hair, and I look like my pictures. I'm not socially awkward, I've never been arrested, don't have any STDs, and I'm not a player, cheater, or stage-5 clinger! Basically, I'd like to think I'm a good, high-quality guy. And while I'm probably not close to being a 10 or the hottest guy on this site, all that matters is that one person thinks I am.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Born and raised on the NW side of Chicago, I lived in Wicker Park after college and later moved to Des Plaines to be closer to family, friends, and work.

I like to keep active, which includes: playing/watching sports, running, working out, live music, festivals, movies, traveling, exploring, spontaneous adventures, trying new things, challenging myself, and continually learning.

If you're into sports, I follow the Cubs, Bears, Blackhawks, Bulls, and Illini. I'm always up for a friendly rivalry though! I also play on a few softball and volleyball teams for fun.

I'm close with my family and would do anything for them. They raised me with strong values, so I always try to do the right thing and be a gentleman. I care about things like the environment, animals, respecting differences, and helping others.

At the same time, I'm also just a chill guy so I can get pretty ridiculous and have fun in nearly any situation. I tend to be sarcastic and playful when I really click with someone, so hopefully you can take it and dish it out!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Playing most sports (apparently not golf though, since I just went to Top Golf and swung a club for the first time)
- Fantasy football (for those of you who play)
- Fixing computers and electronic gadgets
- Being an awesome uncle to my nieces and nephews
- Paying attention to details (important dates, your new outfits/haircut/nail color, etc)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a dashing, athletic guy, with a unique shade of dark auburn hair, and I look younger than my age.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Anchorman, Super Troopers, Office Space, Wedding Crashers, Dumb & Dumber, Hangover, Boondock Saints, Guardians of the Galaxy, Fight Club, Matrix, Star Wars, Inception, Eternal Sunshine, Life of Pi, Back to the Future.

Shows: The League, New Girl, Mindy Project, Big Bang Theory, HIMYM, Parks & Rec, Arrested Development, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Seinfeld, Family Guy, Cosmos, Chappelle Show, Key & Peele.

Music: Love most 90's music, alternative, rock, and some pop. Currently: Foo Fighters, Linkin Park, Pearl Jam, No Doubt, 311, Weezer, Incubus, Chevelle, Rise Against, Kings of Leon, J-Timberlake, Kacey Musgraves.

Food: Italian and Mexican cuisines. I could eat pizza, pasta, or Chipotle almost every day if I didn't try to eat somewhat healthy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cell phone
Live music
Delicious food/drink (cheese, chocolate, chips & guac, craft beer, etc)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, how things work, traveling, the weekend, my career, the universe, ways I can improve myself, and women.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most likely out socializing with friends, on a date, or at the gym.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Here's my kryptonite (weaknesses): kindness, intelligence, freckles, great legs, and girls who look cute in a Chicago team's jersey/t-shirt. These are simply things I appreciate, not requirements.

I'm an ENFJ if you're into that sort of thing. Apparently this is pretty rare, especially for guys (only about 2%).

Also, I swear that I've never had a bad 1st date. I'm not saying there was always a connection, but both of us have always had a good time. In fact, I've been fortunate to have a couple great relationships through this site before, although the past few months have been very uneventful.
You should message me if
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You're cute, fun, and like my profile! It's really that simple.

And if you're into sports/fitness, traveling, comedies, trying new things, and live music (especially alternative/rock/pop) then you should literally message me right now, because that's a great start! Oh, and please include some asterisks (*****) at the beginning of your message so it stands out. This helps me filter out spam and people who didn't read my profile.

Or you can also just rate me 4-5 stars. I'll get a notification and will gladly take the initiative to message you if the timing is right and there's mutual interest.

Thanks for reading and good luck to everyone!