Hi ladies! Tired of lazy, misspelled emails from guys who don't read your profile? How about the one-liners, unoriginal copy/pasted messages, sex propositions, and old creepy men hitting on you?
Let's face it... it definitely takes some effort, timing, and possibly luck in this crazy world of online dating. But hey, nothing of any real value comes easy in life, right? Somehow it's all worth it when you find the right person.
Anyway, I'm confident there's some amazing guys still out there. If you continue to read my profile below, hopefully you'll consider me one. :)
*** Here's what you really want to know: ***
I'm fun, genuine, happy, nicer than most people, don't live with my parents, and have my life together. Also, I promise you that I have a great career, excellent teeth, a full head of hair, I've never been arrested, don't have any STDs, don't smoke or do drugs, and I'm not a player, cheater, or stage-5 clinger!