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35 Austin, TX Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26-36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:14pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Polish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
**** 11/22/15: I'm in Austin, Texas hanging out with family and relatives for a couple weeks around Thanksgiving. I'm from Chicago, but 100% seriously considering moving here by the end of the year. I'd love to meet a cool person or two while in town! Send a quick message or like me if we match up well. ****

Tired of lazy, misspelled emails from guys who don't read your profile? How about the one-liners, unoriginal copy/pasted messages, sex propositions, and old creepy men hitting on you?

Let's face it... it definitely takes some effort, timing, and possibly luck in this crazy world of online dating. But hey, nothing of any real value comes easy in life, right? Somehow it's all worth it when you find the right person.

I'm confident there's still some amazing single guys (and girls) on this site. If you continue to read my profile, hopefully you'll consider me one.

Anyway, here's what you really want to know about me...

I'm fun, genuine, happy, independent, and nicer than most people. Also, I promise you that I have a great career, excellent health, nice teeth, a good head of hair, and look like my pictures. I've never been arrested, don't have any STDs, and I'm not a player, cheater, d-bag, or stage-5 clinger!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I like to keep active, so I crave new adventures, challenges, traveling, constantly learning, and trying new things.

I also enjoy running and working out. If you're into sports, I'm a Cubs, Bears, Blackhawks, Bulls, and Illini fan. (Always up for a friendly rivalry though!) I play on softball and volleyball teams for fun too.

Family is important to me; my parents and siblings raised me with values, so I always try to do the right thing and be a gentleman. I care about things like the environment, animals, and helping others.

At the same time, I'm really just a chill guy so I can get pretty ridiculous and have fun in nearly any situation. I'm often sarcastic and playful when I really click with someone, so hopefully you can take it and dish it out!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
• Athletic activities and most sports
• Being a cool uncle to my nieces and nephews
• Working with computers and electronic gadgets
• Paying attention to details (your new outfit, haircut, etc)
• Taking time to enjoy the simple things in life
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a dashing, athletic guy, with a unique shade of dark auburn hair, and I look younger than my age.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Anchorman, Wedding Crashers, Dumb & Dumber, Star Wars, Eternal Sunshine, Life of Pi, Back to the Future.

Shows: The League, New Girl, The Office, HIMYM, Silicon Valley, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Seinfeld.

Music: mostly alternative, rock, and some pop, but I like many genres. All-time faves include Foo Fighters, No Doubt, Linkin Park, Pearl Jam, 311, Weezer, Incubus, and Chevelle. Recently: Kacey Musgraves.

Food: Love Italian and Mexican cuisines, but not picky at all. I could probably eat pizza, pasta, or Chipotle almost every day if I didn't try to eat somewhat healthy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Chicago, challenges, chocolate, cheese, Chipotle, chips & guac.

Wow, who knew so many wonderful things begin with those 2 letters? After the first few, I just had to keep going with it. Too bad craft beer doesn't have an H in there.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Besides girls, my next meal, and fun social/weekend plans?
• How to become kinder, wiser, and more productive
• Science and the mysteries of the universe
• What races and events I should sign up to do
• How soon I can visit family and friends in TX, FL, and Australia
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've honestly never had a bad 1st date. I'm sure some of you are calling bullshit, but it's true. I guess I'm either a pretty good judge of character, easy to get along with, or I've just been really lucky. Perhaps a combination of all three? Granted, I'm not saying there's always been a connection, but my dates and I have always at least had interesting conversations and a good time.

Also, if you're into that stuff... I have an ENFJ personality (which is pretty rare, especially for males).
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're cute, fun, and like my profile.

Also, you aren't one of the many flaky girls on here that gets easily distracted. Hey, look at that shiny object over there!

Oh, and one last thing... Sadly, there's too many lazy people, fake profiles, and spam messages on here. If you message me first, please begin it with some asterisks (****) so it stands out and I know you read my profile.

Good luck to everyone!