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timmyhthecat

28 / M / Straight / Single

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:24am
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Transportation
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Arabic (Poorly), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I know I need to fill this section out, and I really don't want to, because I know it's either going to sound super self-indulgent or generic and rushed. Whatever. I love reading, writing, and video games, and I'm working on becoming a game reviewer. I like to party, and go to bars a lot (not clubs) not because I'm an alcoholic, but because I'm bored/restless. I minored in creative writing in college, and have written some cool stuff, but it's hard to put your nose to the grindstone with creative endeavors when you don't have someone cracking the whip for you to meet a deadline (for me anyways).
My dad's Lebanese and my mom's white, so I'm a half-breed. I inherited the aquiline nose but not the olive skin, unfortunately.
I ride a bike a lot so I've got good legs and am healthy or whatever.
I'm in an open relationship with a girl in Philadelphia, but as it's open, we see other people and are both cool about it. I'm not looking for anything long-term, but that's not to say I'm looking for something meaningless.
What I’m doing with my life
I went to school for English so that I could write video game reviews for a living, but that's a tough business to break into, so while I'm working on that, I pedicab for a living. Pedicabs are like tricycles with seats on them for carting people's fat asses around in. It's a pretty cool job, and I do it in Arlington for the Rangers and Cowboys games and just started riding down in Austin on some weekends and special events. I'm moving to Philadelphia in April, so I'd like connect with some cool peeps in the meantime.
I’m really good at
Getting along with peeps, being funny (God, that sounds incredibly self-indulgent), writing (sometimes, when I'm not freaking out about it), singing ridiculously at Karaoke bars, singing like an angel when I'm by myself and not worried about people thinking that I'm taking it too seriously. I play guitar and bass, too, but I'm not a virtuoso or anything.
I also have an uncanny knack for remembering--in great detail--songs and jingles from my childhood. Like shit I haven't seen or heard since I was like eight years old
The first things people usually notice about me
Hair, face, beard
I also have a white patch in my 'stache that people sometimes think is a booger or leftover cocaine. But it's not.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
A Song of Ice and Fire series, On the Road, The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, Infinite Jest, anything by Alan Moore; I read a lot of webcomics too
Movies:
The Last King of Scotland, Anything by Tarantino or the Coens, Dirty Work, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Shows:
Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Sons of Anarchy, South Park, Workaholics, Game of Thrones, Survivorman, Kitchen Nightmares 'cause I love watching Gordon Ramsay gettin' all pissed off and whipping those lazy Yanks into shape
Music:
Tool, Primus, Rage Against the Machine, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Sleep, Animal Collective, White Stripes, Queens of the Stone Age, Eagles of Death Metal, Joanna Newsom, My Brightest Diamond (just recently discovered this gem), Bloodhoundgang, Aesop Rock, and a fuckload of classic rock
Food:
I am really not picky. I love to try new foods and then I gobble them up. Trying to think of something I WON'T eat... I dunno. Saltine crackers don't really do anything for me.
The six things I could never do without
Books
Delicious food
video games
laughter
I dunno... water?
Scratching itches
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things that are funny. Especially things that I'm not supposed to find funny. Like the "wouldn't it be funny if..." scenario is always going on in my head. Unfortunately it's usually in situations where I'm not supposed to be laughing, like weddings or funerals or someone telling me something in complete seriousness.
I used to get in trouble in school a lot for this, when I couldn't stop laughing during a lecture or a quiz or something.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either giving rides on my pedicab or hanging out at a bar. But honestly I stay in on a lot of Fridays because I hit up all of the cheap drink specials during the week
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
AIDS
...just kidding.
I dunno, I think the thing about being able to remember all of the words to Disney movies that I used to watch on repeat as a kid is, while cool, a little silly/embarrassing.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You feel like it. I mean obviously I'm gonna be thrilled if you're incredibly attractive and interesting and find me incredibly attractive and interesting and aren't opposed to an eventual meetup at some point, but I'm not gonna get weirded out or insult you or anything if you're not my cup of tea.