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timmyhthecat

29 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:30pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Transportation
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Arabic (Poorly), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I know I need to fill this section out, and I really don't want to, because I know it's either going to sound super self-indulgent or generic and rushed. Whatever. I love reading, writing, and video games, and I'm working on becoming a game reviewer. I like to party, and go to bars a lot (not clubs) not because I'm an alcoholic, but because I'm bored/restless. I minored in creative writing in college, and have written some cool stuff, but it's hard to put your nose to the grindstone with creative endeavors when you don't have someone cracking the whip for you to meet a deadline (for me anyways).
My dad's Lebanese and my mom's white, so I'm a half-breed. I inherited the aquiline nose but not the olive skin, unfortunately.
I ride a bike a lot.
What I’m doing with my life
I went to school for English so that I could write video game reviews for a living, but that's a tough business to break into, so while I'm working on that, I work for a laundry pickup/delivery service on a bicycle. If you live in Philly, you've probably seen us.
Looking at grad schools now, trying to get into an MFA program for creative writing.
I’m really good at
Living and letting live, laughing, writing (sometimes, when I'm not freaking out about it), singing ridiculously at Karaoke bars. I play guitar and bass, too, but I'm not a virtuoso or anything.
I also have an uncanny knack for remembering--in great detail--songs and jingles from my childhood. Like shit I haven't seen or heard since I was like eight years old
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a white patch in my 'stache that people sometimes think is a booger or leftover cocaine. But it's usually not.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
A Song of Ice and Fire series, On the Road, The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, Infinite Jest, anything by Alan Moore; I read a lot of webcomics too

Right now- Moby Dick and Atlas Shrugged, because it's atrocious that I've never read either one. And a pretty incredible comic series called Saga.

Movies:
The Last King of Scotland, Anything by Tarantino or the Coens, Dirty Work, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, I recently saw a little gem called Funeral Kings on Netflix-check it out.
On a side-note, go see Gravity if you like movies that are boring and terrible.

Shows:
Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Sons of Anarchy, South Park, Archer, Workaholics, Game of Thrones, Survivorman, Kitchen Nightmares 'cause I love watching Gordon Ramsay gettin' all pissed off and whipping those lazy Yanks into shape

Music:
Tool, Primus, Rage Against the Machine, Die Antwoord, Mastodon, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Sleep, Animal Collective, White Stripes, Queens of the Stone Age, NIN, Eagles of Death Metal, Joanna Newsom, My Brightest Diamond (just recently discovered this gem), Bloodhoundgang, Aesop Rock, NWA, Wu Tang Clan, and a fuckload of classic rock

Food:
I am really not picky. I love to try new foods and then I gobble them up. Trying to think of something I WON'T eat... I dunno. Saltine crackers don't really do anything for me.
The six things I could never do without
Books
Delicious food
video games
laughter
Gatorade
Scratching itches
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things that are funny. Especially things that I'm not supposed to find funny. Like the "wouldn't it be funny if..." scenario is always going on in my head. Unfortunately it's usually in situations where I'm not supposed to be laughing, like weddings or funerals or someone telling me something in complete seriousness.
I used to get in trouble in school a lot for this, when I couldn't stop laughing during a lecture or a quiz or something.
On a typical Friday night I am
Grabbing a drink with some friends if I'm not too exhausted from hauling shit around on a bike all day
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
AIDS
...just kidding.

I don't strictly abide by the five-second rule.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You feel like it. I mean obviously I'm gonna be thrilled if you're incredibly attractive and interesting and find me incredibly attractive and interesting and aren't opposed to an eventual meetup at some point, but I'm not gonna get weirded out or insult you or anything if you're not my cup of tea.